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Old 12-19-04, 10:09 PM   #1
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Temperature Conversion..
The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart


50° Fahrenheit (10° C):
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
Italian Cars won't start
Canadians drive with the windows down

32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)
American water freezes
Canadian water gets thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
Hell freezes over.
The Ottawa Senators win the Stanley Cup
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Old 12-19-04, 10:20 PM   #2
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Re: Temperature Conversion..
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-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
Hell freezes over.
The Ottawa Senators win the Stanley Cup
AHAHAHAHAHA I didn't expect that LOL
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Old 12-19-04, 10:22 PM   #3
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LOL!!!

BTW - Sens suck! lol, sorry just had to add that
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Old 12-20-04, 01:00 AM   #4
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-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
Hell freezes over.
The Ottawa Senators win the Stanley Cup
AHAHHAHAHA OH you are soooo jealous...
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Old 12-20-04, 05:32 AM   #5
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-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
Hell freezes over.
The NHL lockout is settled.



There.... nothing like picking on all you hockey fans equally.
Though I must admit, that "Hockey please come back" commercial sure is catchy, I might miss it if things get settled.
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OMG THATS GREAT




thanx froggy
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Old 12-20-04, 02:47 PM   #7
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Hahaha, I see it once a year at least and laugh every time!
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Old 01-01-05, 06:09 PM   #8
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Winnipeg was the best team
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ROFL....ok I needed that

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Old 01-15-05, 02:04 AM   #10
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Was that before or after the JETS

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