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why did the chicken cross the road???
ARISTOTLE - It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX - It was an historic inevitability.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY - To die in the rain. Alone.
ALBERT EINSTEIN - Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
GRANDPA - In my day, we didn't ask why, somebody told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough.
GEORGE W. BUSH - We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road we just want to know if he is with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL - Now to the left of your screen you can clearly
see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
JOHN KERRY - Although I voted for the chicken crossing the road
I am now against it!
AL GORE - I invented the chicken!
BILL CLINTON - I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is YOUR definition of chicken?
PAT BUCHANAN - To steal the job of a decent hardworking American.
RONALD REAGAN - What chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS - Did I miss one?
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I have learned silence from the talkative, tolerance from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet, stranger, I am ungrateful to these teachers.
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