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Old 04-29-04, 09:02 PM   #1
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A seal walks into a bar............

A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender asks the seal, "What's your pleasure?"
The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

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Old 04-30-04, 07:23 AM   #2
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Pfffff........ lol.
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The politically incorrect version of this joke is just on the intro alone...

"2 seals walk into a club......"
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I don't get it... possibly because I'm not canadian? Lol
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Old 05-01-04, 07:11 PM   #5
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Dont worry, im canadian and i dont get it! LOL.

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Old 05-01-04, 07:14 PM   #6
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Dont worry, im canadian and i dont get it! LOL.
lol, same here man
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Old 05-05-04, 03:58 PM   #7
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Quote:
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I don't get it... possibly because I'm not canadian? Lol
i could be wrong, but i think it's supposed to be about seals being killed with clubs. or maybe i'm just a sick and twisted individual for coming to that conclusion.

so as not to misrepresent myself, killing seals = not cool in my book.
anyways, i think that's the joke.
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don't get it either ...
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Old 05-06-04, 03:46 PM   #9
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Kimbits is right, it is on the infamous seal hunts and seal clubbing.
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Old 05-06-04, 03:56 PM   #10
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awwww...I really don't think you need to be Canadian to get this joke...I got it right off the hop..just environmentally aware...oh wait...I'm Canadian
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I hate when jokes need to be explained... they end up not being funny anymore. I like the joke though.
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