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Old 04-26-04, 10:28 PM   #1
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Talking the truth about food and alcohol...

The Truth about Food and Alcohol

For those of us who watch what we eat... Here's the final word on nutrition and health, and it's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies:

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Canadians, British or Americans.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than Canadians, British or Americans.


3. Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Canadians, British or Americans.

4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than Canadians, British or Americans .

5. Russians drink a lot of vodka and suffer fewer heart attacks than Canadians, British or Americans.

6. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Canadians, British or Americans.



CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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Old 04-28-04, 08:49 AM   #2
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you've got a point there?
theres no real answer for this is there? unless you blame it all on fast food (and not meaning to hurt anyones feelings) i eat fast food at least once a week and i barly execise atall, cept runnig to the door to pay the pizza boy) and im not really fat so? wots the answer??
(just waiting for my middle aged spread)
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Old 04-28-04, 10:10 AM   #3
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Je ne parle pas l'anglais...seulement le francais. Mais je pense que j'avais des problemes avec ma coeur dans la future...

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Old 04-28-04, 10:12 AM   #4
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Old 04-29-04, 04:39 PM   #5
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U bent een vette bokking, eet u aan veel voedsel, gelieve dont te zitten op me.
Vous êtes un gros hareng bouffi, vous mangez à beaucoup de nourriture, svp ne vous reposez pas sur moi.
Sie sind ein fetter Bückling, Sie essen zu vieler Nahrung, bitte sitzen nicht auf mir.
Είστε παχύ bloater, τρώτε σε πολλά τρόφιμα, παρακαλώ dont καθίστε σε με.
Siete un'aringa affumicata grassa, voi mangiate a molto alimento, prego non vi sedete su me.
Você é um bloater gordo, você come a muito alimento, por favor não se senta em mim.
Вы будете тучным bloater, вами едите к много еде, пожалуйста dont сидите на мне.
Usted es un arenque ahumado gordo, usted come a mucho alimento, no se sienta por favor en mí.
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