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Old 04-19-04, 02:11 PM   #1
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date surprise

After a long night of romance and love, he notices a photo of another man
on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry...

"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all, " she says, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no!!!" she answers.

"Well, who is he, then?" he demands.

"That's me before the surgery."
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Old 04-19-04, 02:27 PM   #2
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LMFAO!!!!!
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Old 04-22-04, 04:54 PM   #3
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ROFLMAO! Sick!
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AHHHH lol!!!
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