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Old 04-11-04, 10:04 AM   #1
DragnDrop
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please remove my email from the list

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> please remove my email from the list
> i applied to the site, but i don't want all these emails. sorry, i am not
> sure if this is going to the right place.
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Here's how to unsubscribe:

First, ask your Internet Provider to mail you an Unsubscribing Kit. Then
follow these directions.

The kit will most likely be the standard no-fault type. Depending on
requirements, System A and/or System B can be used. When operating
System A, depress lever and a plastic dalkron unsubscriber will be
dispensed through the slot immediately underneath. When you have
fastened the adhesive lip, attach connection marked by the large "X"
outlet hose. Twist the silver- coloured ring one inch below the
connection point until you feel it lock.

The kit is now ready for use. The Subscription-Eliminator is activated
by the small switch on the lip. When securing, twist the ring back to
its initial condition, so that the two orange lines meet. Disconnect.
Place the dalkron unsubscriber in the vacuum receptacle to the rear.
Activate by pressing the blue button.

The controls for System B are located on the opposite side. The red
release switch places the Subscription-Eliminator into position; it can
be adjusted manually up or down by pressing the blue manual release
button. The opening is self-adjusting. To secure after use, press the
green button, which simultaneously activates the evaporator and returns
the Subscription-Eliminator to its storage position.

You may log off if the green exit light is on over the evaporator. If
the red light is illuminated, one of the Subscription-Eliminator
requirements has not been properly implemented. Press the "List Guy"
call button on the right of the evaporator. He will secure all
facilities from his control panel.

To use the Auto-Unsub, first undress and place all your clothes in the
clothes rack. Put on the velcro slippers located in the cabinet
immediately below. Enter the shower, taking the entire kit with you. On
the control panel to your upper right upon entering you will see a
"Shower seal" button. Press to activate. A green light will then be
illuminated immediately below. On the intensity knob, select the desired
setting. Now depress the Auto-Unsub activation lever. Bathe normally.

The Auto-Unsub will automatically go off after three minutes unless you
activate the "Manual off" override switch by flipping it up. When you
are ready to leave, press the blue "Shower seal" release button. The
door will open and you may leave. Please remove the velcro slippers and
place them in their container.

If you prefer the ultrasonic log-off mode, press the indicated blue
button. When the twin panels open, pull forward by rings A & B. The knob
to the left, just below the blue light, has three settings, low, medium
or high. For normal use, the medium setting is suggested.

**** After these settings have been made, you can activate the device by
switching to the "ON" position the clearly marked red switch. If during
the unsubscribing operation you wish to change the settings, place the
"manual off" override switch in the "OFF" position. You may now make the
change and repeat the cycle. When the green exit light goes on, you may
log off and have lunch. Please close the door behind you.

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**** This is incorrect. To change the settings during the operation you
should put the "manual off" override switch in the "ON" position before
proceeding. The switch was incorrectly labelled by the OEM, and the
settings are the opposite of what you might expect. Changing the
setting while the switch is in the "OFF" position may result in
undefined behaviour of the system, such as unsubscribing you from groups
you wish to remain subscribed to, subscribing you to all groups on the
Internet other than the one from which you are attempting to
unsubscribe, or electrocution. There was a patch issued for this
problem, but not everyone has received it. In the interim, use of
System B is deprecated. Return the kit and request a System A kit,
which may be in short supply due to increased demand caused by this
problem.
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