15 things to do at wal-mart

[Lrptls]

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute
intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares,...and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring some pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick
your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using
different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"

And last but not least:

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here".

[HetForHuman]

LMFAO

This one rules...

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are

[Phox]

LOL

[Shane Tesser]

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[Syco]

I worked at a Wal-Mart for 2 yrs on 3rd shift.......
#2 People actually do this, it's great fun having to go and turn all of them off.

#3 I worked in layaway, no M&Ms, but a lady once put a $4.95 hot glue gun on layaway and had to borrow the 10% down from a friend!

#10 A guy came in one night and asked me if a convicted felon could buy a shotgun (it was 2 am in the morning!) When I told him " sorry, but No!" he walked off only to come back later carrying a box knife from hardware and told me "this will work". This guy was serious! The police caught up with him later.

Working at Wal-Mart is interesting enough without giving people more ideas! LOL!

[Lrptls]

lol wow Syco. I was highly doubting any one was crazy/bored enough to do any thing like these, my cousin sent this to me, i thought it was hilarious. Now that i know it happens thats kinda very sad. If i did any i would want to do 6, move caution wet floor sign to carpeted area >=)

[crazyboy]

lol i wanna do 2 and 9

[sketchy4]

lmao. me and my friends made up a list of 100 things to do in an elevator once. i wish i knew where it was.

[Big_V]

Note to self: THe brand new walmart that is 10 days old in my city will make a great start to their first few weeks.
Cheers,
Ryan

[lakeridgekennel]

I LOVE that.
That is one of the best threads i have ever seen on here unrelated to reptiles.
Good work.

[Wish fire]

As soon as I saw that for the first time, I went out and tried all of them...I got kicked out

[TheRedDragon]

*LMAO* I would definitely do the majority of those things on the list, I especially love #10.

[ChokeOnSmoke]

I have actually done number 2 except I set them all for the same time and my friend was the one working there.

[Nicky]

lol i so wanna try 2 6 8 11 13 and 15.

lol nicky cormer brook???:P:P

[reptiguy123]

Could someone please post more ideas?? These are too good!