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Old 01-20-04, 11:16 AM   #1
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Stranded

There were three girls, stranded on an island... a brunette, a blonde and a red-head. They knew that shore was 10 miles away, but had no idea how to get to it. Then they decided that they would try to swim.

The brunette went first, she swam and swam and swam, got about 2 miles, became tired and drowned.

Then the red-head decided to go... she swam for about 4 miles, got tired and drowned.

Finally, the blonde decided it was her turn to go. She swam, and swam, for as long as she could... she made it 5 miles! Then she got tired, turned around and swam all the way back to the island....
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Old 01-20-04, 11:35 AM   #2
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Hehehehe....i love blonde jokes, they ususally crack me up.

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LOL!!! That was funny......
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Old 01-20-04, 03:07 PM   #4
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LOL.. good one.
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Old 02-04-04, 11:40 AM   #5
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That one was good, but aren't you a blond yourself?
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