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Old 12-23-03, 05:18 PM   #1
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Have a seat on my couch.

An analyst was listening to a voluptuous beauty with a problem of her own.

"It's liquor, doctor," she sobbed. "I'm really a very nice girl, but just as soon as I've had a drink or two, I become uncontrollably passionate and I want to make love to whomever I happen to be with."

"I see," the analyst said thoughtfully. "Well, suppose I just mix us up a couple of cocktails here and then you and I can sit down, nice and relaxed, and discuss this compulsive neurosis of yours."
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Old 12-24-03, 04:19 PM   #2
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Old 12-31-03, 10:56 AM   #4
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I wanna have a few drinks with the psychiatrist's patient ;}
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