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11-23-03, 01:31 PM
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Michael Jackson
Question: Why did Michael Jackson go shopping at K-mart?
Answer: He heard the little boys pants were half off.
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11-23-03, 01:48 PM
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Location: Near Hamilton, ON
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Ahahahaha!
Priceless!
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11-23-03, 01:54 PM
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Join Date: Mar-2003
Location: Ontario
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LOL
-Steve-
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11-23-03, 02:09 PM
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Location: NC
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*shudder* 
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11-23-03, 02:20 PM
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Location: Pittsburgh PA
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Here's a good one:
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Answer: One if made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with... and the other holds groceries.
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11-23-03, 09:34 PM
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Location: Stratford
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Why is michael Jackson likea 7-11 burger?
10 year old meat 40 year old buns
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11-24-03, 04:30 PM
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Join Date: Nov-2003
Location: Newcastle ON
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keep em coming- more michael jokes- did you see his mug shot-that was nassstteeee.
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Not for what you want them to be.
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11-24-03, 05:33 PM
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Location: Louisville, KY
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MJ on the run...
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Blarg!
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11-24-03, 05:38 PM
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Join Date: Dec-2002
Location: Toronto, Canada
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How do you know its bedtime at neverland ranch?
When the big hand touches the little hand.....
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11-24-03, 05:48 PM
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Join Date: Mar-2003
Location: Ontario
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That pic is too funny!!!!!
-Steve-
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11-25-03, 03:32 AM
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Join Date: Nov-2002
Location: Southwestern Ontario
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The bad taste police are gonna be knocking on ALL your doors...
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11-25-03, 10:29 AM
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Join Date: May-2003
Location: Southwestern Ontario
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Quote:
Originally posted by mykee
The bad taste police are gonna be knocking on ALL your doors...
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LOL!
Love the pic Amiechan!
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11-27-03, 06:58 AM
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Join Date: Nov-2003
Location: Seattle Washington
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What is the "perfect 10" for Micheal Jackson?
Two 5 year olds!
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11-27-03, 02:18 PM
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Join Date: Jun-2003
Location: Carlisle, Ohio
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some of those jokes are just wrong. but still funny!
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11-27-03, 02:59 PM
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Join Date: Aug-2002
Location: Victoria, B.C.
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LOL my *** off!
Jazzey
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