Electrifying

[Lisa]

A guy walks into a coat-and-tie-only restaurant and asks to be seated. The waiter says, "Sir, you don't have a coat or a tie." So, the guy goes out to his truck and gets a jacket. When he comes back in, he asks, "May I be seated? "The waiter replies, "Sir, you don't have a tie. "So, the guy goes back out to his truck and puts some jumper cords around his neck. He comes back in and says, "Now may I be seated?" The waiter says, "OK, but don't go trying to start something."

[depressor86]

that kinda sucked

[Syco]

LOL! But then, I have a strange sense of humor.