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Old 10-31-03, 01:36 PM   #1
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A Short Hot Love Story............

A Short Hot Love Story............



I SHALL SEEK AND FIND YOU...

I SHALL TAKE YOU TO BED

AND CONTROL YOU...

I WILL MAKE YOU ACHE, SHAKE AND SWEAT UNTIL YOU GRUNT AND GROAN...

I WILL MAKE YOU BEG FOR MERCY...

I WILL EXHAUST YOU TO THE POINT THAT YOU WILL BE RELIEVED WHEN I LEAVE.

YOU WILL BE WEAK FOR DAYS.



ALL MY LOVE,





THE FLU


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Old 11-01-03, 03:25 PM   #2
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hehe that was great right up until the end
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Old 11-02-03, 12:39 AM   #3
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lol i swear i knew it was the flu.....ok maybe not.....o>
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Old 11-02-03, 01:06 PM   #4
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Here is a similar one:

As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night. You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me.

You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly,without any reservations, you laid on my naked body...you sensed my indifference, so you started to bite my body without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me crazy while you sucked me dry.

Finally I went to sleep. Today when I woke up, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to last nights events. My body still shows your marks, making it harder to forget you.

Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you....you f*g mosquito!!
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