I Am American

[if_i_were_u]

If you've seen the molson canadian commercial, you'll love this.

>>>>> > >I'm not particularly intelligent, open-minded or
>>>>> > >generally well-liked.
>>>>> > >I don't live in a clean place,
>>>>> > >eat nutritiously very often,
>>>>> > >and I don't drive well.
>>>>> > >
>>>>> > >I don't know Shakespere, Da Vinci or Gutenberg,
>>>>> > >although I'm certain they weren't American.
>>>>> > >
>>>>> > >I drink beer... not good beer.
>>>>> > >I don't use utensils when eating.
>>>>> > >I believe in guns for settling disputes,
>>>>> > >not discussions.
>>>>> > >
>>>>> > >And I pronounce AIN'T, not AREN'T.
>>>>> > >I can proudly sew my country's flag on my
>>>>> > > backpack...
>>>>> > >until I go anywhere.
>>>>> > >
>>>>> > >Burger King IS fine dining.
>>>>> > >Craker Jack IS vegetable and WWF wrestling IS
>>>>> > >real.
>>>>> > >
>>>>> > >The UNITED STATES is the ONLY country in the
>>>>> > > world, the FIRST nation of
>>>>> > >ignorance,
>>>>> > >and the BEST part of South America!
>>>>> > >
>>>>> > >My name is Johnny Bob Jimmy Joe Ray and
>>>>> > >I AM AMERICAN!