For your enjoyment!

[Steeve B]

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he
uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion."If you want your breasts
to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between
your breasts for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece
of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my
breasts. "How long will this take?" I ask. "They will grow larger over a
period of years," he replies.
With this, I stopped "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts everyday will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again.

[Zoe]

lol!! You're a complicated man, Steeve!

Nice joke

Zoe

[Retic chic]

Good one Steeve!

I remember the day my sis asked her husband (at the time) "Do these jeans make my @ss look fat?" and he replied "No, your @ss makes your @ss look fat" The rest, as they say, is history

[doenoe]

hehehe, thats a great one. Have to remember it