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Old 09-11-03, 05:38 PM   #1
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Talking implants

so this wife goes to her husband and says 'i want implants, im not sattisfied with my size." the husband in shock replies 'hold on, that is way too expensive, i know a better, more cheaper way. every day while in the bathroom take a wad of t.p. and rub it between your boobs, and then over time they will grow"

about a week later:
the wife goes to her husband a says 'honey i have been doing this over a week, and nothing is happening, whats wrong?" the husband replies "i don't know,................it worked for your @$$"

thank you thank you, ill be here all night!
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Old 09-11-03, 05:49 PM   #2
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LMFA for ever lol that made me roll hahahahahah that was great lol
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Old 09-11-03, 05:51 PM   #3
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LMFAO!!!! Thats hilarious man!!!
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Old 09-11-03, 07:51 PM   #4
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lol thats good!
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does that seriously work?
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Old 09-14-03, 11:35 PM   #6
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*LOL* Good one!
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LOL i heard a joke like that, but just a bit different. Still funny either way.

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