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Old 09-01-03, 06:21 PM   #1
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Love Dress

A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered. "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my LOVE dress," the daughter-in-law explained. "LOVE dress? But you're naked!" "My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me." The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively. "What are you doing?" he asked. "This is my LOVE dress," she whispered, sensually. "Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?
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Old 09-01-03, 06:34 PM   #2
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haha..where do you get all these? email?
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Old 09-01-03, 06:48 PM   #3
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Another message board I belong to has a joke forums, Im raiding theirs LoL posting them up for you guys...
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OMG .. so dirty .... LOLOL
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Old 09-01-03, 07:43 PM   #5
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*LMAO* Good one Snip3r, keep them coming!
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