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Old 11-01-14, 08:24 PM   #1
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Thumbs down Snakes on a plane

Maybe a few years late to make fun of it but its been on the telly quite a bit lately and I cant help but enjoy how stupid it is.
Theres just too many flaws with it I just cant understand why they thought it was worth making the movie.
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Re: Snakes on a plane

The whole idea of "snakes attacking people" is so stupid. No species of snake goes out their way to attack humans. I understand it's just a movie but it was pretty ridiculous.
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I liked it.
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Loved the killer milksnakes.
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Loved the killer milksnakes.
Oh god that was cringe worthy seeing that hahaha
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Re: Snakes on a plane

Yeah, but aren't most of the movies today kind of un-makeable? I could film movies a lot better than most of the morons today.
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Re: Snakes on a plane

I laughed so hard when they threw a milksnake (I remember it being a milk, but it's been a few years) in a microwave to kill it, but overall it was a pretty horrid movie.:P
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The movie also showed a corn snake slithering over a dead body like it was so dangerous lol.
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I liked it. It did what it was supposed to do. Entertain with cheap laughs. I mean, c'mon. The movie is called "snakes on a plane". If you go into it thinking it's going to be a work of cinematic art, you only have one person to blame. Plus, it's got Samuel L. Jackson's greatest lines since pulp fiction and Jackie brown!
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I liked it. It did what it was supposed to do. Entertain with cheap laughs. I mean, c'mon. The movie is called "snakes on a plane". If you go into it thinking it's going to be a work of cinematic art, you only have one person to blame. Plus, it's got Samuel L. Jackson's greatest lines since pulp fiction and Jackie brown!
Why smear the reputation of snakes though, now other animals laugh at them. If its cheap laughs we were going for they should have made it some thing hilarious like Bengal tigers on a plane or sharks on a plane.
Samuels famous line would have been great no matter what he shouted.
Substitute any other animal name into what he says and it so much better hahaha
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Why smear the reputation of snakes though, now other animals laugh at them. If its cheap laughs we were going for they should have made it some thing hilarious like Bengal tigers on a plane or sharks on a plane.
Samuels famous line would have been great no matter what he shouted.
Substitute any other animal name into what he says and it so much better hahaha
Yes but you feel this way because you like snakes. We all do. But if it were Bengal Tigers on a plane, someone, somewhere, would also be upset at the idea of tigers being mindless killing machines. In all reality, discovery channel, a so called educational programmer, does more to smear the reputation of snakes more than any Hollywood movie ever could.
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Yes but you feel this way because you like snakes. We all do. But if it were Bengal Tigers on a plane, someone, somewhere, would also be upset at the idea of tigers being mindless killing machines. In all reality, discovery channel, a so called educational programmer, does more to smear the reputation of snakes more than any Hollywood movie ever could.
But Bengal tigers are more likely to kill you then snakes
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Why smear the reputation of snakes though, now other animals laugh at them. If its cheap laughs we were going for they should have made it some thing hilarious like Bengal tigers on a plane or sharks on a plane.
Samuels famous line would have been great no matter what he shouted.
Substitute any other animal name into what he says and it so much better hahaha
They did better than "Sharks on a Plane".

SHARKNADO! An entire triology dedicated to it.
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It was dumb as a bag of hair...
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Frickin' awesome movie!
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