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10-05-04, 07:25 AM
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Join Date: Jul-2002
Location: Ontario, Canada
Posts: 2,355
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Difficult things to say when you are drunk
Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk.
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon
Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk . .
a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate
Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...
a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more drinks for me, I've reached my limit.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) Please take the shooters back, let's have water.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero coordination.
I) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
k) i'm a lamer
l) That guy is looking at my girlfriend but I am sure its just because he knows her or something.
m) That chair looks wobbly and dangerous and I certainly wouldn't try balancing on it with this short skirt on in case I fell off.
n) I must get to my bed as I could never have a really good sleep in that hedge.
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10-05-04, 10:58 AM
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Join Date: Sep-2002
Location: New Mexico
Age: 45
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LMAO That's cute!!! =)
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10-05-04, 05:37 PM
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Join Date: Mar-2002
Location: Victoria, B.C. Canada
Age: 48
Posts: 225
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bwahaha, that's almost too true heh
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10-05-04, 06:17 PM
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Join Date: Sep-2004
Location: West Texas
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Ouch, guilty of at least one too many of those last ones!!!
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10-05-04, 10:25 PM
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Join Date: Oct-2003
Location: Mississauga (905)
Age: 36
Posts: 350
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LMAO! the truth is great isn't it?  hehe
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..Soo...this is life...wasn't what i expected but who am I to complain?
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10-06-04, 08:07 PM
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Join Date: Dec-2003
Location: Portugal
Age: 50
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Dude, i can't say most of those words even when i'm sober.
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10-07-04, 03:12 PM
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Join Date: Sep-2003
Location: toronto
Age: 34
Posts: 246
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ROTGLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :] 
thanx froggy
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home of the biggest toad in the GTA
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10-07-04, 03:20 PM
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Join Date: Mar-2004
Location: Saskatchewan
Age: 42
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Hehehe. Too cute!
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10-28-04, 10:15 PM
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Join Date: Jan-2004
Location: markham ont
Age: 38
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very true lol
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10-28-04, 10:23 PM
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Join Date: Apr-2003
Posts: 995
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at what point does one admit they have a problem?
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11-08-04, 10:46 AM
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Join Date: Mar-2004
Location: Oreland, PA USA
Age: 57
Posts: 238
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LOL
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11-08-04, 11:05 AM
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Join Date: Dec-2003
Location: Quebec
Posts: 857
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approved!
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11-08-04, 09:26 PM
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Join Date: Aug-2004
Location: Saskatoon, Sask
Age: 58
Posts: 20
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It's funny cause It's true :|
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