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Old 05-28-04, 09:08 PM   #1
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3 Whishes
A guy is walking along a beach and sees a lantern.
He picks it up and rubs it.
A genie comes out and says. I will grant you 3 whishes

The guy says. Okay. First I would like a BIG house in Beverly Hills

The genie, says okay done! But there is a catch! Your wife now has two BIG houses in Beverly Hills.

The guy says, okay. For my second wish I would like 100 million dollars

The genie says, okay done! But there is a catch. Your wife now has 200 million dollars.

The guy says, okay fine. For my third and final wish, Genie, would you beat me half to death?




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Old 05-29-04, 12:05 AM   #2
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lol yea, ive heard that one before...great joke!
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Old 06-10-04, 09:35 PM   #3
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LOL.
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Old 06-10-04, 09:40 PM   #4
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LOL, nice one!
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Old 06-10-04, 10:04 PM   #5
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i heard an other version of this one. It s a good one.
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lol
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Old 06-16-04, 02:55 PM   #7
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*lol* I had heard the "give me one major heart attack" version, but it's good!!
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