Father Omally was walking along the street on day, when He spotted little Johnny sitting on a stoop with a jar of clear liquid...
"Whatcha got there little Johnny?"
"This is Turpentine father... the most powerfull liquid in the world." Johnny answered.
This upset Father Omally a bit "Holy water is the most powerful liquid in this world or the next... I can dip my finger in holy water... rub it on a pregnant womans belly, and it will make her pass a male child" Father exclaimed.
Little johnny responded...
"I dont know about all that Father, but if I dip my finger in turpentine, and run it on a cats ***..... it will make him pass a speeding car!!"
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