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Old 01-31-04, 12:09 PM   #1
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Warning: yet another dumb post from me

As i sit here, in my sad mood of these days, my mind travels around the majestic questions of life: Is there a god? Is the universe infinite? Where do ninjaTurtles get money for pizza?...You Know, those puzzles that have intrigued men since the dawn of ages! And i think to myself, what is love really?!? Love comes and goes, but a tatto, now that's forever.
Gosh, i need a beer!


Don't you all feel smarted after you read this post?
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Old 01-31-04, 12:55 PM   #2
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smarted? Ummmm.... NO. :P

What is being smarted anyway? hehehe

But you forgot the universal question.....

Why.....

WHY

WWWWWHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY am I not wearing any pants?
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Old 01-31-04, 01:03 PM   #3
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In fact, i meant SMARTER but hit the wrong key. But hey, i just realised i made up a new verb : To get SMARTED

I'm smarted
you're smarted
He's smarted
hell...everybody's smarted!!
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Old 01-31-04, 02:36 PM   #4
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Ummmm LOL J/K
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OW! Ow... ow ow..... that hurt. You suck, Tim.
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Old 01-31-04, 03:11 PM   #6
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Muahhhahhahahhaahhaah
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Old 02-01-04, 12:28 AM   #7
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Had to scroll past that one quickly!
That thing could set off a migraine!
JimmyDavid- I think you have serious issues.
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Whoa! Haha, i already had a headache now i do have a migrane! THANKS ALOT! J/k.

Haha i do feel SMARTED! Great word Jimmy!

Chris

BTW, i do have a headache and ive got a little bit of a cold, if i act weird just ignore it cause i sort of go all wonkey when im sick.
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Old 02-01-04, 12:08 PM   #10
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lol, such a funny yet pointless post.
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Old 02-01-04, 09:34 PM   #11
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Ok, just because i know you want it sooooo bad, here goes another poetic deep thought of mine:

My heart is crushed. She left this world...
I feel dead and lost and... stuff. She was my life.
From the depths of my insanity i gain strenght to face daylight again...I missed her funeral bacause i had a ball game, but next time, NEXT TIME i'll be there. And now pass the mayo.

Admit it: this one's a "Smarter". You gotta feel smarted after such a pearl.
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............I don't get it.............
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Gah! Tim, you evil spawn of something big and sadistic! I think I have to gouge my eyes out as they are burning from your torturous post! *LOL*
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ROFL!!!! Jimmy, that was a hilarious poem.
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Quote:
Originally posted by TheRedDragon
Gah! Tim, you evil spawn of something big and sadistic! I think I have to gouge my eyes out as they are burning from your torturous post! *LOL*

LMFAO

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