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08-12-03, 06:52 AM
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Join Date: Sep-2002
Location: Ottawa, Canada
Age: 46
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In the news...
A man in Ottawa this morning was at the gas station filling up his car. Apparently he was not paying any attention because he overflowed and gas sprayed onto his shirt sleeve.
After paying for his gas, the man got into his car and drove out onto Hunt Club road and lit a cigarette. When he did so, his arm lit up on fire!
Spectators say the man stopped his car in a frantic and jumped out onto the road to wave and thrash his arm about to try and put out the flames. As he was doing so, luckily a police officer was driving by and stopped to help the man. The cop took a fire blanket out of hs trunk and wrapped it around the man to douse the flames.
As the man was thanking the police officer, the cop proceeded to cuff the man and arrest him.
Want to know why????
For waving a fire-arm 
(I like telling this one here because nobody can hit me LOL )
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Yah but have you ever smelled cheese? Some of it stinks eh?
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08-12-03, 07:39 AM
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Join Date: Mar-2003
Location: Nova Scotia
Age: 53
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LOL.....gotta love it !!
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grow snakes in Nova Scotia
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08-12-03, 08:10 AM
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Join Date: Oct-2002
Location: Montreal
Age: 50
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YUCK! YUCK! :P
hehe
Pixie
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08-12-03, 08:10 AM
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Join Date: Jun-2003
Location: Halifax
Age: 58
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groan
LOL.....that's bad !!!
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08-12-03, 08:26 AM
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Join Date: Aug-2002
Location: hamilton, ontario, canada
Posts: 722
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oh dear.
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08-12-03, 12:45 PM
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Join Date: May-2003
Age: 44
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Thats awsome good one Chris 
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08-12-03, 12:55 PM
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Join Date: Jun-2002
Location: Trenton
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Ugh I didn't even see it coming.
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08-12-03, 04:46 PM
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Join Date: Jun-2003
Location: Calgary, AB
Age: 49
Posts: 5,638
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*GONG*
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http://www.invictusart.com
http://www.invictusexotics.com
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08-12-03, 05:15 PM
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Join Date: Dec-2002
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
Age: 36
Posts: 1,616
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hahaha I liked the story but the joke part was kinda lame
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Who are you callin' a freak?!
~*Rachel*~
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08-12-03, 05:19 PM
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Join Date: Jul-2003
Location: Miami, FL and New Haven, CT
Age: 40
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eeps...I seem to have *corn* stuck in my teeth...
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~"Interestingly enough, the only thing the bowl of petunias thought was, 'Oh no, not again.'" --Douglas Adams~
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08-12-03, 07:27 PM
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Join Date: Jul-2003
Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canuckland
Age: 46
Posts: 3,934
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*GONG* Doh! Invictus beat me to it! Damn you Invictus! 
Lilyskip: How punny! *L* 
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Snakes: 2.1 Corns, 1.1 Kings, 1.0 Everglades Rat, 1.1 Spotted Pythons, 1.2 Children's Pythons, 1.2 BCIs Lizards: 0.2 Leopard Geckos, 1.3 Bibron Geckos Inverts: 2.1 Tarantulas, 0.1 Emporer Scorpion Mammals: 0.2 Kittens
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08-13-03, 07:42 AM
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Join Date: Sep-2002
Location: Ottawa, Canada
Age: 46
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Damn that corn eh? It always seems to show up in the most unusual places lol
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