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Old 07-27-11, 04:49 AM   #1
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You shouldn't have blinked.

A tortoise is walking along one day, and gets mugged by a gang of snails.

A police officer arrives at the scene of the crime, and says, "Can you describe the assailants?"

The tortoise replies, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
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