OOOOOH, dear. Indiana Jones reminds me all too well of a "Bible" teacher I once had back in middle school. He was an archaeologist who was the very definition of eccentric and never taught us about the Bible so much as he did about how to be an archaeologist. In fact, he once had us "excavate" a bunch of potsherds he had brought home from the middle east and buried in back of the school.
And when I call this guy eccentric, I MEAN eccentric. He was constantly elooooooongating his wooooooords whenever he taaaaaalked to us, don't ask me whhhhhhhhy. He also once tried to demonstrate (not successfully) how to blow a ram's horn (it sounded like he was blowing a raspberry). And he was a HUGE fan of Indiana Jones. I mean, this guy walked around with cargo pants on with a rolled up bull whip attached to the back. He was also always showing us these slides of places he had been such as Petra that had also been featured in Indiana Jones movies, and even bragged about sending in suggestions for the next movie (not that I think they'll ever use them...

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Considering the fact that he always annoyed me to absolutely no end, he kind of ruined the Indiana Jones movies for me...