madmen

[Phrasty]

Two madmen were stoning a mango tree, trying to hit down a large mango right in the top, when one said to the other: "All de stone we a stone, suppose de mango no ripe?"
"True," said his friend, "Check it out nuh."
The first man then climbed the tree, went way to the top where the limbs were dangerously thin, felt the mango and came back down.
"It ripe," he said to his friend. "We naa fling stone fi nutten." They then began to stone the mango tree again.

Phrasty

[mudflats]

Great jokes, oddly enough when i read the jamaican slang i aquire a pretty damn good accent.

[Tim and Julie B]

Funny. I love the Malibu commercials as well. "Ah man it's toe-tal gridlock!" Cracks me up everytime.