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Old 11-25-03, 11:05 AM   #1
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Talking facts you'd rather not know...

Ok, some of these are just plain disgusting... lol. Remind me to become a hermit or something, eh?


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During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.


In an average day your hands will have come into indirect
contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.) Remote
controls in hotels are the worst! (Always carry your Lysol spray!)


An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12
pubic hairs.


In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!


Annually, you will shake hands with 11 men who have
recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.


In a lifetime, 22 nosey workmen doing work in your home will have examined the contents of your dirty laundry basket. We won't even go into guests snooping in your medicine cabinet.


At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. Mouth herpes.


Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.



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Lovely, eh? LOL...
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Old 11-25-03, 11:10 AM   #2
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Talk about an eye-opener! Did you get the cartoons as well?
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Old 11-25-03, 11:23 AM   #3
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I feel slightly sick now. Thanks for sharing lol...thank god for that little bottle of sanitizer i carry in my bag everywhere.

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Old 11-25-03, 11:28 AM   #4
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Now I know why Howard Hughes went insane.
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O.k. I don't know about you guys but this is bothersome:

"During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine."

Who swallows ANYTHING at a public pool let alone a 12th a liter of URINE?!?! Omg.

Clownfishie keep your mouth shut when swimming dear. :d

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Old 11-25-03, 12:33 PM   #6
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Good point Marisa, I guess I was too amazed to think about it logically.
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Old 11-25-03, 01:17 PM   #7
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Who sits there and proves this kind of thing out? Who owns the anal gas meter? Who orders fast food all year and hunts down those 12 pubic hairs?...and who monitors the maturbating hand shakers??....I'd love to know who comes up with these studies....LOL

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Old 11-25-03, 01:40 PM   #8
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Marisa.... You do not have swim with your mouth open to get the water in your lungs. It get's in from every were.....lol

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Hmm I don't know how much of those true. I'd like to see it proven! :P

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Old 11-25-03, 04:23 PM   #10
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my be you get the pubic hairs from the pubic pool......that you are swimming in ...
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Well personally I don't shake hands with ANYONE. so that one's out, and I NEVER go to public swimming pools! so that one's out to.........but I work in a hotel. And.......EEEEEEEWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEE you can not believe how absolutely NASTY some people are!!!!!!!
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Old 11-25-03, 10:08 PM   #12
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Yeah Dave, I got the cartoons too... lol... thought it was bad enough without the visual though... lol...
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Old 11-26-03, 12:43 AM   #13
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Thats insane it's all nuts. yumm bugs
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LOL

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im farting right now........does that count
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