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Old 09-26-03, 12:55 AM   #1
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BuBBles

there where 3 ducks in a pond blowing bubbles
minded their own buissness a cop comes by and says this is a provincial park and your species are not suposed to be in here get out! so the ducks come out of the water and the cop asks whats their names one duck says donald the other says daffy, mine name is daisy!, the cop says hey you havn;t told me your name and points to the last duck hiding he says my name is bubbles
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Old 09-26-03, 11:50 AM   #2
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Had to read that one twice. LOL cute tho !
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Old 09-26-03, 12:05 PM   #3
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Heard it. Loved it.

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Old 09-28-03, 11:12 PM   #4
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lol!! Nice joke :P

Here, I rewrote it:

there were 3 ducks in a pond blowing bubbles, minding their own business, when a cop comes by and says "this is a provincial park, and your kind is not supposed to be in here, so get out!"
So the ducks come out of the water and the cop asks them their names. The first duck says his name is Daffy, the second says his name is Donald. The cop points at the last duck, who is trying to hide, and says "You haven't told me your name yet!" The duck says "my name is bubbles".


WHere did "daisy" come from, btw?
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Old 09-29-03, 05:19 PM   #5
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Old 09-29-03, 06:44 PM   #6
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*LOL* Cute joke.
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Lol!
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cute
Oh and Zoe, Daisy is Donalds girlfriend
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