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06-02-03, 06:32 PM
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Location: Trenton
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Bzzz Bzzz
What do you call a bee born in between April 30 and June 1?
A maybe
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06-02-03, 06:51 PM
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Location: Calgary Alberta Canada
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lol...good one! : )
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06-02-03, 06:55 PM
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Join Date: Sep-2002
Location: Victoria,BC, Canada
Age: 36
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What do you call a purple carrot? I don't know, but that is somehow funny 
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06-02-03, 07:24 PM
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Join Date: Nov-2002
Location: Hammonds Plains, Nova Scotia
Age: 38
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What is orange and lays on the ground?
A wounded cheezie
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06-02-03, 07:30 PM
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Join Date: Jan-2003
Location: Montreal
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How many men does it take to wall-paper a bathroom?
4, if you slice them up really thin!!
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06-05-03, 11:58 AM
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Join Date: Oct-2002
Location: Las Vegas, NV/ San Clemente,CA
Age: 43
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ill play...
a blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all in the third grade.
who has the biggest boobs?
the blonde, becauise she is 18!
just a joke! blondes are actually my favorite!
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06-05-03, 12:00 PM
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Join Date: Dec-2002
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
Age: 36
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Hahahahaha those are funny!! I really like the blonde joke 
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Who are you callin' a freak?!
~*Rachel*~
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06-05-03, 12:07 PM
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Join Date: Oct-2002
Location: Las Vegas, NV/ San Clemente,CA
Age: 43
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ok then, here is another...
what did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"are you sure its mine?"
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SUPERIOR THINKING,
HAS ALWAYS OVERWHELMED,
SUPERIOR FORCE!
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08-07-03, 01:01 PM
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Join Date: Jul-2003
Location: california
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two gay guys walked into a bar... the third one ducked.
sorry, that was reallly stupid, but this is a thread about bad jokes.
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there is no point in liveing if you dont take risks
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08-07-03, 02:13 PM
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Join Date: Aug-2002
Location: hamilton, ontario, canada
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Lisa Lisa Lisa, I think that was one of the corniest jokes ever. hahahahahaha... keep em coming! cheers,
MIKE
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08-07-03, 03:07 PM
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Join Date: Mar-2003
Location: Ontario
Age: 42
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Ok here is one,
A turtle and a snail are crossing the road at the same time and they are going to crash into each other, there is nothing they can do. So BANG, they crash. Later on a police man asked the snail what happened, the snail replied, "I dunno, everything happend so fast."
-Steve-
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08-07-03, 03:50 PM
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Join Date: Jun-2003
Location: Calgary, AB
Age: 49
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A horse walks into a bar with a pair of jumper cables around his neck. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Hey.. I don't mind the long face, but don't try to start anything in here!"
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08-07-03, 03:53 PM
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Join Date: Jul-2003
Location: NJ
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A bear and a rabbit are pooping in the woods.
The bear turns to the rabbit and asks "Do you have a problem with poop sticking to your fur?"
And the rabbit says "No."
So the bear wipes his A*s with the rabbit.
-Eddie Murphy
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08-07-03, 04:02 PM
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Join Date: May-2003
Location: Southwestern Ontario
Age: 45
Posts: 1,605
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Ok i'll bite on this thread....
So a raspberry walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
*groan*
Dave
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08-07-03, 05:00 PM
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Join Date: Mar-2003
Location: Nova Scotia
Age: 53
Posts: 504
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Man driving down the road.
Woman driving up the same road.
They pass by one another.
Woman yells out window, "pig!"
Man yells out window, "b!t@h!"
Man rounds curve & crashes into a large pig in the road.
Thought for the day :
If only men would listen....!!!!
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