New snake!

PDXErik · 10-24-07, 12:29 AM

I've had it for four months and it won't eat. I don't know what's going wrong.

The previous owner said it was Vegan, so I've been assist feeding tofu, sometimes twice a day, but it's always losing weight.

OMG!

breedthis · 10-24-07, 06:27 AM

what? veegan?

TailsW/Scales · 10-24-07, 06:54 PM

Hhhhhmmmm

Try flavored tofu. Like rodent tofu. A few drops of essence of rodentia in there and perfecto.

Deej85 · 10-24-07, 07:12 PM

I earnestly hope that for your snakes sake that you are joking about the vegan thing.

I will give you 5 bucks if you can find a snake species that eats any sort of plant as part of its diet.

BlueClover · 10-24-07, 08:14 PM

Mine really like tofu corn dogs; after I remove the stick, of course.

redtails · 10-24-07, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej85

I earnestly hope that for your snakes sake that you are joking about the vegan thing.

I will give you 5 bucks if you can find a snake species that eats any sort of plant as part of its diet.

It is in the joke section...

PDXErik · 10-24-07, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by redtails

It is in the joke section...

Heh, I was kind of counting on the thread to be obscured because I was betting that most folk use the unread posts link.

:P

Deej85 · 10-25-07, 06:19 PM

I thought so, you have a high post count. I doubt someone who had been here that long would be that ignorant. I did also notice it was in the joke section. But people have posted in the wrong areas before.

Touche'

PDXErik · 10-26-07, 01:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Deej85

I thought so, you have a high post count. I doubt someone who had been here that long would be that ignorant. I did also notice it was in the joke section. But people have posted in the wrong areas before.

Touche'

Thank you, thank you.

I did have an idea of asking about why my boa's sheds tasted so bad lately, but I wanted to keep it classy.

BlueClover · 10-26-07, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by PDXErik

Thank you, thank you.

I did have an idea of asking about why my boa's sheds tasted so bad lately, but I wanted to keep it classy.

Nice. That would have been funny.

TailsW/Scales · 10-26-07, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by PDXErik

I did have an idea of asking about why my boa's sheds tasted so bad lately, but I wanted to keep it classy.

Ok ............................. There are some things in life folks don't wanna know about. lmao

ffollett · 10-26-07, 08:32 PM

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A few drops of essence of rodentia in there and perfecto.

Hey they have a scent called mouse maker out there and I have seen "snake sausages" for people who didn't like to feed rodents.

ffollett · 10-26-07, 08:35 PM

Here are the links.
**** Van Patten's Natural Balance® Zoological Formulas: Reptile Diet

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PDXErik · 10-29-07, 05:42 PM

Oh, wow, **** Van Patten wants to sell me processed snake food. Not only did I not expect the processed snake food thing, I'd never have guessed **** Van Patten would be the one selling it.

A Double-Whammy.

PDXErik · 10-29-07, 05:43 PM

Hahahaah. It edited the guy's name out. Isn't that a little over the top?