You might be a herper if........

[Rhonda]

You've all heard of "you might be a red neck" I'm sure.
So here goes "you migh be a herper"....

. If the number of rodents in your freezer out numbers the roasts
. if you've ever accidently pointed out a "gravid" woman to your children(I actually did that)
. Walmart employees know you as the "rubbermaid guy/girl"
. if you "baby" the dandelions growing on your lawn.
. if your neighbor has ever caught you picking dandelions on his lawn
. if Your mother refuses to buy you tupperware anymore because you keep poking holes in them.
. if your house sounds like a warm summer night all year round(crickets cherping)
. if you've ever been at war with just one noisey, loose cricket in your bedroom
. if you have family members that won't visit you
. while most people have nightmares about serpents you have dreams about collecting them
. if Fido and Spike are not dogs
. if you have a stack of "Reptile" magazines in your bathroom
. if you check under every rock and log you come across while hiking
. if you have more glass tanks in your home than furniture

Anyone want to add to this list? Please do.