Easily Offended Blondes- do not read

[Artemis]

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were stranded on a desert island together for 10 years, after a nasty, gilligan-esque boating accident.

One day, while walking along the beach together, they stumble across an odd looking lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.

The genie says to the three women, I can only grant three wishes, and since there are three of you, I will grant you each one wish.

The brunette looks at the genie with excitement and says, "Ive been here for so long, and I miss my family very much. I wish I could just go home." A bang, a puff of smoke, and the brunette is home, reunited with her family.

The redhead says, "I also miss my husband, and children, and it is my wish to be returned home as well, and get off this godforsaken island!" Another bang, a second poof of smoke, and the redhead dissappears.

The genie looks at the blonde, who has started to cry. "What's wrong?" the genie inquires. The blonde sniffles a little and says, "I just wish my friends were still here!"