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12-02-03, 06:09 PM
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Join Date: Jun-2003
Location: Southwestern ONT. Canada
Age: 48
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I hope I never get old.
An older couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went to a sex therapist and was advised to try sexercises. He gave the wife a list of them to do each day.
Later that night as the couple were getting ready for bed, the husband went to take a shower and the wife thought she'd try out her sexercises. She got undressed and rolled back on her shoulders and placed her feet on the headboard.
About that time, her husband came out of the bathroom and looked over at the bed and said, "For god's sake, Mavis, comb your hair and put your teeth back in. You look just like your mother!"
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12-02-03, 06:16 PM
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Join Date: Sep-2003
Location: Fort McMurray, AB
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ewwwww
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12-02-03, 06:29 PM
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ahahahhahahahaha
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12-05-03, 07:23 PM
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Join Date: Aug-2002
Location: Victoria, B.C.
Age: 47
Posts: 169
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eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww 
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12-05-03, 07:51 PM
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Join Date: Jun-2003
Location: SJ New Brunswick
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I was eating.............
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12-05-03, 08:03 PM
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Join Date: Aug-2002
Location: Toronto
Age: 41
Posts: 466
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lmao
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12-05-03, 08:50 PM
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Join Date: Aug-2003
Location: SJ, NB
Age: 46
Posts: 834
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funny, disgusting .....but funny
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12-05-03, 09:42 PM
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Join Date: Aug-2003
Location: Ottawa, Ontario
Age: 39
Posts: 245
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i agree with marc.....funny but disgusting! lol
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12-06-03, 04:58 PM
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Join Date: Dec-2003
Location: York
Age: 44
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Thouroughly nasty!
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12-10-03, 03:21 PM
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Join Date: May-2003
Location: Southwestern Ontario
Age: 45
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GAH!!!
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12-10-03, 04:31 PM
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Join Date: Mar-2003
Location: Ontario
Age: 42
Posts: 3,999
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Thats nasty..lol
-Steve-
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12-13-03, 03:05 PM
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Join Date: Dec-2003
Posts: 184
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sick 
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