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Old 02-28-16, 06:36 AM   #1
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She watches me when I sleep at night

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Is there a reason MJ stalks me in my sleep? I think she wants to eat me.
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Old 02-28-16, 09:56 AM   #2
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Is there a reason MJ stalks me in my sleep? I think she wants to eat me.
I highly doubt that
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Old 02-28-16, 10:15 AM   #3
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dear arachnaeoccult! as usual i read your post and had a good laugh! have you ever thought about seeing a therapist? luv ya! macandchz
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Old 02-29-16, 11:54 AM   #4
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I heard they size you up when they do that because they'd eat you if they could, and thats a hunger stare.
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Old 02-29-16, 12:09 PM   #5
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Re: She watches me when I sleep at night

Where do you hear that crazy crap? That snake knows she can't eat you. She probably just watches you because she's bored. Kind of like a human mindlessly watching TV.
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Old 02-29-16, 01:06 PM   #6
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And tomorrow Pinky, tomorrow we'll take over the world...
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Old 02-29-16, 01:21 PM   #7
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This is sarcasm... It has to be...

Right?
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Old 02-29-16, 02:26 PM   #8
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Re: She watches me when I sleep at night

Coming from the same guy who asked, in all serious, what it was like to be constricted and swollowed whole by a snake? Doubtful. =/
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Old 02-29-16, 05:25 PM   #9
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I heard they size you up when they do that because they'd eat you if they could, and thats a hunger stare.
Pleae tell me that you're being funny.
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This is sarcasm... It has to be...

Right?
I'm clinging to that possibility......before a smart ......remark pops out.
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Hahaha im interested to see if people on here are taking the piss or not??
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I heard they size you up when they do that because they'd eat you if they could, and thats a hunger stare.
Yup, shes trying to figure out how shes gonna swallow you. It takes time ya know, she has to think about her bite. Shes carefully studying you every night thinking how tasty you are! Shes carefully controlling her growth and will grow 7ft over night when shes ready! You better run while you can! That snake cant wait to take a big bite!
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I think this is a case of don't pick on the special needs or just don't feed the troll
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Old 02-29-16, 10:35 PM   #14
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Haha yea maybe, so hard not to be sarcastic though XD I've seen this same question all over the internet with the same responses :P
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^this XD

I'm curious to see if he replies, and what he says if he does!
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