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02-28-16, 06:36 AM
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She watches me when I sleep at night
lol
Is there a reason MJ stalks me in my sleep? I think she wants to eat me.
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02-28-16, 09:56 AM
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Re: She watches me when I sleep at night
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Originally Posted by Arachnaeoccult
lol
Is there a reason MJ stalks me in my sleep? I think she wants to eat me.
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I highly doubt that
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02-28-16, 10:15 AM
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Re: She watches me when I sleep at night
dear arachnaeoccult! as usual i read your post and had a good laugh! have you ever thought about seeing a therapist? luv ya! macandchz
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02-29-16, 11:54 AM
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Re: She watches me when I sleep at night
I heard they size you up when they do that because they'd eat you if they could, and thats a hunger stare.
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02-29-16, 12:09 PM
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Re: She watches me when I sleep at night
Where do you hear that crazy crap? That snake knows she can't eat you. She probably just watches you because she's bored. Kind of like a human mindlessly watching TV.
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02-29-16, 01:06 PM
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Re: She watches me when I sleep at night
And tomorrow Pinky, tomorrow we'll take over the world...
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02-29-16, 01:21 PM
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Re: She watches me when I sleep at night
This is sarcasm... It has to be...
Right?
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02-29-16, 02:26 PM
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Re: She watches me when I sleep at night
Coming from the same guy who asked, in all serious, what it was like to be constricted and swollowed whole by a snake? Doubtful. =/
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02-29-16, 05:25 PM
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Re: She watches me when I sleep at night
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Originally Posted by Arachnaeoccult
I heard they size you up when they do that because they'd eat you if they could, and thats a hunger stare.
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Pleae tell me that you're being funny.
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02-29-16, 06:00 PM
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Re: She watches me when I sleep at night
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Originally Posted by Tiny Boidae
This is sarcasm... It has to be...
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I'm clinging to that possibility......before a smart ......remark pops out.
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02-29-16, 06:36 PM
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Re: She watches me when I sleep at night
Hahaha im interested to see if people on here are taking the piss or not??
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02-29-16, 08:26 PM
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Re: She watches me when I sleep at night
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I heard they size you up when they do that because they'd eat you if they could, and thats a hunger stare.
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Yup, shes trying to figure out how shes gonna swallow you. It takes time ya know, she has to think about her bite. Shes carefully studying you every night thinking how tasty you are! Shes carefully controlling her growth and will grow 7ft over night when shes ready! You better run while you can! That snake cant wait to take a big bite!
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02-29-16, 10:22 PM
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Re: She watches me when I sleep at night
I think this is a case of don't pick on the special needs or just don't feed the troll
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02-29-16, 10:35 PM
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Re: She watches me when I sleep at night
Haha yea maybe, so hard not to be sarcastic though XD I've seen this same question all over the internet with the same responses :P
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03-01-16, 12:25 AM
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Re: She watches me when I sleep at night
^this XD
I'm curious to see if he replies, and what he says if he does!
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