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Old 11-22-03, 02:47 PM   #1
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blonde in the appliance store

so this blonde walks into an appliance store and she tells the clerk,

"excuse me sir but id like to buy that t.v. over there."
and the clerks says,

"i am sorry m'am but we dont sell to blondes."

so the woman goes out and gets her hair dyed brown. she goes back to the store and tells the clerk,

"excuse me sir but id like to buy that t.v. over there."

and the clerk says,

"i am sorry m'am but we dont sell to blondes."

so this time the woman goes out and gets a full makeover and dyes her hair red. and again she goes back to the store and tells the clerk,

"excuse me sir but id like to buy that t.v. over there."

and the clerk says,

"i am sorry m'am but we dont sell to blondes."

so the woman says,

"hold on a minute. i got my hair dyed twice and got a full makeover. how do you know that i am a blonde?"

and the clerk points over to the t.v. and says,

"because that is a microwave m'am."
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