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Old 09-03-03, 12:09 PM   #1
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Talking parrot

A guy walks into a pet store. He just walks around a bit and stops at the parrot section. He checks out some parrots and shows real interest in one particular one. The store employee walks up to the man and asks if he can help him. The man asks: how much is that parrot there? The employee doesnt know which one he is talking about and asks him. "There, the grey one, with the red tail? How much is that one?" The employee smiles and says: "Oh yes, thats a nice choice. Really nice bird. It costs $500"
"$500 eh? hmmmmm, well ill just eat chicken again tonite then"
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Old 09-03-03, 12:13 PM   #2
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Lol. Nice one.
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Old 09-03-03, 02:05 PM   #3
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Was this man wearing a Warn A Brotha T-shirt? LOL
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