Not pet names, but nicknames???

[brig]

:D

I wondered if anybody else has stupid nicknames for their animals like us?

All our snakes have proper names but aren't often called them!

Here's a few of our more common 'affectionate' terms... depending upon circumstances...

Stinky, funny-face, poobum, fatso, pig-face, pretty-girl/boy, worm-features, hoggie-babes (Western Hognose, obviously;) ), and silly sausage/fat sausage/greedy sausage/smelly sausage (anything on a sausage theme, really).

Are we mad? Or are there others out there...? :bounce:

[andrea]

yeah......

stupid dog
evil f***in cat

[XxRachxX]

i call my snake snakey poo and the dog sadie poo and the rats ratty poo, puppsy, the cats mopsie cat, flea bag or little old girly:) i call the dog ***** head alot too! bumface..... alot of them arent really affectionate "cute" names but it works for me! i tend to nickname the mean and visious things cute names or i talk to them in a baby voice....."aaw you just bit me didnt you?", "yes you diiiid"..its wierd!

[Them and Us]

i talk to my animals in the third person " yep thats right Todd is coming to change your water..yes he is" or " Todd doesn't like when you decide to scat on his hand "

[JasonBrennan]

I have a red tail boa named B!tch, does that count? She is the only one that I own that needs a name like that (not even my giant retic is ever as nasty as she is.)

Everyone else has regular names like Tsunami, Ashen, Sammy, etc.

[RachelS.]

yeah I call my dog Poopy, but her real name is Baby. I actually think I got it from my older brother, who at one time called me Rabbit, sometimes calls me Poopy (lol, it's funny), and another name for me is Hot-breath (that's an inside joke). I also call my cat Kitty, because it's easy to remember. And then the family cocker spaniel, which is 14 years old, we nicknamed Tank (even though we never call her that) because she's 30 lbs overweight and there's no cure... stupidest dog I've ever seen. I also do those stupid names like Rach...lol

[katev17]

I call my cat freakbutt sometimes

[Kathy]

Usually Beast or Beastie is the common name for one of my cats. My little snow corn is commonly called a little B*tch instead of her real name, Chimera.

[Soleil]

WOW!!! I am the queen of stupid names for my animals and kids. I call my dog Rosala, poopilie, puppolly, Rosie Posie, my cat is Zuesers or f*(&&*ing flea bag:o, my normal corn is Rubella, my kids are boo, bella loca, chatzie, poo, stink butt, Leah bella, bug, Mcgoo.
Pretty much any silly word that pops into my head when I'm looking in their general direction.

Soleil

[JeffT]

I call my female tokay BOTT. AKA bitch of the trees lol

[Lisa]

one of our boa's is nicknamed the stick, she never moves. we used to poke her to see if she was alive

[Zoe]

lol...
None of my snakes or chams have names, but I call them fatso, babe, baby, gorgeous, sweety, handsome, hun, darlin.

So nope, you're not mad. At least i hope not, cuz if you are it means I am too! :P

Zoe

[ReneeB]

nope you're not mad..
none of my snakes have real names..
My rats and gerbils do.

The geckos do [bud, clover, winter, stripes, psycho, screamer].

Now Howard and Ashes [our cats, that are with my parents] are commonly refered to as [no diff as to which one] s**thead, mental, himbo [male bimbo, mostly Howard], chicken, [little black **it, but in french], [devil in finnish, swedish, or which ever other language my father spits out].

My kids names are William and Cassandre, but Will gets call Boo, Bud, squirt, short, toots and Cassy is giggley-farts ,Cass, gassy cassy, lil squirt.

[eyespy]

My one bearded dragon is Monet, but I call her Princess Priss cuz she's got the best "Mortal, go peel me a grape" look I've ever seen.

My bright green iglet Amazon is Pickle cuz he's green and delicious.

My cat Buster is Buttmunch. For some reason, he likes to bite my mother's butt.

[Nanashi04]

My cat's full name is Emmus Caos (more fitting than you might think) We normally call her Emma or Em, Dad calls her Emmie... but it's not uncommon to hear her called b!tch, homocial puke, stupid cat, and dumb *****.

The dog, KC is commonly called stupid dog and dumb@ss.

[reverendsterlin]

I use shortened versions for a number of my animals, some serpent deities have longer, harder to pronounce names lol

[Jeromerules]

heheheh This is funny. SOme of the nicknames are hilarious. My BP name is Reuben he doesn't really have a nickname. My bro has a BRB and her name is aurora but I call her B!tch because she is very snappy for no reason.

[XxRachxX]

its nice to know how many people call their pets sh!thead!
lisa : the stick!!!!! wow thats so goddamned cute! hehe

[Clownfishie]

Hehe :) Those are some good ones...

I've actually never done it with any of my herps really -- other than maybe calling the boys "handsome", and the girls "sweetie" or something...

My cat Levi is either big boy (you'd know how that one came about if you saw him ;)) or handsome... and Java, my other cat, is either baby girl, or beautiful...

Nothing terribly original or special ;) I had a friend who called her cat stinky fish...

[beth wallbank]

I usually find my self calling 'miniminimini' to have a litter of puppies or kittens come running for thier gruel.
Spankie the quaker parakeet is quite often refered to as 'Pecker head' or cornish hen
our manx cat Tom is a$$hole or devils spawn
Rogue our female bandogge is Woggie or get off the @$% couch!!
Keigan our male bandogge is quite often called shithead or who **** this time....

[Lisa]

Originally posted by XxRachxX
its nice to know how many people call their pets sh!thead!
lisa : the stick!!!!! wow thats so goddamned cute! hehe

We could probably leave her cage open and not worry about her escaping.

[Linds]

Peeebaauum, Moon, P, Polywog, Moon-tare, Chi-bum, Mew, Mew-Putin, Putin, Tubby, Pookers, D-turd, Spaz, Crazypants, Poo-bum, Pretty, Mr. Sit Pretty, Si-bum..... the list goes on :)

[AstroZombie]

I usually refer to my Hog Island boas as "the piggies", and the Amazon Tree boas get refered to as "my face eaters". The tarantulas just get refered to as "the T's". My parrot Diablo on the other hand gets called chicken butt, poo bird, arsehole, lil' mother ******, demon, and stinky bird.

:skull: Jenn:skull:

[J.J.]

OMG! This is soo funny to read! LOL! Oh If my red tailed boa bites me or like tries to, I will threaten to sell her to somebody else who might not take care of her! lol, we say all this even though are snakes have no ears, and even if they did, it wouldnt matter....lol. I call alot of my snakes Freaks because they are, and sometimes I call them sweeties and all those cute names too. I have called my snakes stupid many times too. lol :p

[tightsqueeze]

S**T HE*D, whats his face , sucky,stupid,Chronic A$$... there are more but i will let you know when my cats piss me off again cuz i will remember then !!

lol
jay

[damzookeeper]

oh boy, I call mine lots of names. One female dragon's I can't post here. lol. Let's just say that everytime you put fingers in the cage she thinks they're pinkies. lol.
So here are some of the names I call my herps....
sweetie, pookie, fat boy, wiggle but, poopsie woopsie, bugger (this one is used for every and everything that bothers me. lol), fat a$$, bottomless pitt, starve gut, starve gut sally, piggie, smiley, poopie butt, poopie face, speedy gonzalous (sp) and that one is mainly reserved for my crazy blizzard. :D
That's all I can think of now, but I know there are more. lol

My bird's name is Quasimodo, he is a deformed, special needs tiel.
Quasi, big boy, baby, sweetie, sweetie pie, sweet pea, Quasi boy, Quasi baby, bugger, featherbutt.

My daughter's name is Cynthia. And her nick names are...
thia (which we call her most of the time) sweetie pie, princess, angel, kissy face.
now for the not so nice ones...
Tia maria, booger lips, booger baby, fart bag, skinny minnie, Joe jr. (hee hee, that's her dad), teenie booper wanna be, and miss molly. Oh and when I'm really upset she knows it cuz she getts her full name... Cynthia Ashton Suzzane Marjorie ~**@~~!! ..... lol

[damzookeeper]

oh and forgot to give you my hubbies nicknames...
**** head, skin flint, stick, skinny butt, scrouge, grinch, Joe blow from Mexico, gumby (long story), stinky butt, and fart bag sr.

occassionally he getts, sweet cheeks or sexy from me. :D