A joke...

[chappy]

In a train car there were a Canadian, an American, a spectacular looking
blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady.
After several minutes of the trip, the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave
the tunnel, the American had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
1) The blonde thought - "That American son of a bit#h wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face."

2) The fat lady thought - "This dirty old American laid his hands on that blonde and she smacked him."

3) The American thought - "That fu@!ing Canadian put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me."

4) The Canadian thought - "I hope there is another tunnel soon so I can smack that stupid American again."

[corr]

LoL good one!!!

[josefg]

Hahahaha good one man!

[Dino]

I heard that one a long time ago! But it is still making me howl....Thanks:)

[Dom]

lol I love it!

[Edwin]

haha

[snakedude_03]

HAHAHAA. jokes

[andrea]

i resent that

;)

[*Spike*]

that was a good one nick.
never heard that one b4 ..

:)

[chappy]

my buddy I work with sent me it



thanx
Nick

p.s. Kelly I dont know if you saw the post but Jeff wanted everyone to cut there signature under there name down to 4 lines I am pretty sure

[Lisa]

Pretty clever. You have to watch those Canadians....

[Nanashi04]

blasted Canadians! :P
oh well, it *was* funny. ^^

[JasonBrennan]

How do you torture an impatient Canadian?

[chappy]

Force him to talk to an american and try and make sense of it

[Lizzy001]

hahaha..anymore?

Lizzy xhx

[Them and Us]

oooo a jab to the ribs.

[*Spike*]

thanks for the 411 nick i think i fixed it

take care
kelly

[JasonBrennan]

I will tell you next week.

[chappy]

An American, A Japanese and a Newfie were sitting naked in a sauna.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm, and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager," he said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained: "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The Newfie felt decidedly low-tech, but not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the toilet.

He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Newfie finally said: "Well, will you look at that! I'm getting a fax."

Lord Tunderin Jesus!!!!!

[RachelS.]

Hahahahahahahahaha