View Full Version : Would this put you off buying an Ackie??
Lankyrob
05-06-12, 06:00 AM
As most of you know we have had to put our two lizards (Frilled Dragon and an Ackie) up for sale due to financial issues.
Our friendly reptile shop is housing them and selling them on our behalf in return for a 20% cut of the selling price.
The frilly is being bought currently in instalments but the ackie is proving "difficult" :)
Here is what happened
Lady goes into reptile shop and falls in love with Ackie, handles him for a while and is happy with him, erady to sign the paperwork and put down a deposit.
Then Ackie realises that the person holding him is female and becomes aroused, proceeds to hump the womans hand before dumping his load in her palm - she decided not to buy :(
Would this put you off too?? :p:cool::p:cool:
exwizard
05-06-12, 06:03 AM
Thats funny
KORBIN5895
05-06-12, 06:10 AM
She should be flattered! He really liked her!
marvelfreak
05-06-12, 06:18 AM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahhaha!
I just spit my coffee all over the dog. He was sitting next to me when i read this. that is to funny.
Charlie64
05-06-12, 06:22 AM
Bahahahha She just couldn't handle the lovin' rofl.
alessia55
05-06-12, 08:26 AM
Hahahahah :laugh: I think that should've been more incentive to buy!!!! :p :p
jaleely
05-06-12, 02:08 PM
oh dear...lol
maybe she envisioned having to have that happen each time it was feeding time, or cleaning time, etc lol
could be a bit off putting...lol
Gungirl
05-06-12, 02:11 PM
Oh my... I have no idea how I would have reacted. Depending on how much I really liked the ackie that could change my mind. I don't want to get humped by a lizard every time I hold it.
BarelyBreathing
05-06-12, 02:20 PM
I'd have to buy it after that!!!!
CK SandBoas
05-06-12, 02:21 PM
I'm with BB, i'd buy that Ackie on the spot!
Lankyrob
05-06-12, 02:43 PM
He has always done it but not every time he is held (and he only does it with the ladies :))
Definitely off-putting. Though I have no idea why a reptile would be sexually attracted to a human....sounds like a tall tale to me...
Lankyrob
05-06-12, 02:46 PM
I can guarantee 100% it is true Mykee so think what you like :)
Um, ok...
I'll be back in a bit, one of my rats is giving me her "come hither" look...
Lankyrob
05-06-12, 02:50 PM
You seem to have gotten out of the wrong side of the bed today Mykee - need a hug :)
Nope, just sounds like your story is breaking all laws of nature. Unless you're Jack Hanna or one of his bunch...
Lankyrob
05-06-12, 03:00 PM
Nope, just sounds like your story is breaking all laws of nature. Unless you're Jack Hanna or one of his bunch...
Not saying its common just that it happens. We had him for two years and he did it a few times to my wife (but never to me), since he has been in the reptile shop he has done it to the female shop workers and to this customer.
People that know what he is doing like my wife and the shop staff lift him up (he only does it when laid out on your arm or hand) and he pops his bits away and stops. If he is left with the skin contact he will masturbate himself to orgasm (no other way of putting it :)).
Little Wise Owl
05-06-12, 04:35 PM
LMAO Wow, that's hilarious.
Mikey T
05-06-12, 07:03 PM
Hahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!
Trollbie
05-06-12, 07:15 PM
Nope, just sounds like your story is breaking all laws of nature. Unless you're Jack Hanna or one of his bunch...
My parrot would do that to my step dad's hand. And my step dad's dog did it to my puppy slippers.
GarterPython
05-06-12, 09:58 PM
Oh my god this is hilarious. Thank you lankyrob you just made my day.
infernalis
05-06-12, 10:16 PM
I can't even think of words to put here right now.. Good evening folks.
That lizard sounds like a wanker.
USMCgunner11
05-06-12, 10:24 PM
That's awesome. True or not, it made me lol
shaunyboy
05-07-12, 05:43 AM
As most of you know we have had to put our two lizards (Frilled Dragon and an Ackie) up for sale due to financial issues.
Our friendly reptile shop is housing them and selling them on our behalf in return for a 20% cut of the selling price.
The frilly is being bought currently in instalments but the ackie is proving "difficult" :)
Here is what happened
Lady goes into reptile shop and falls in love with Ackie, handles him for a while and is happy with him, erady to sign the paperwork and put down a deposit.
Then Ackie realises that the person holding him is female and becomes aroused, proceeds to hump the womans hand before dumping his load in her palm - she decided not to buy
Would this put you off too?? :p
KUDO'S to the ackie mate:yes::yes::yes:
he's a classy wee dude :D
i'm sure he'll find a more suitable woman/owner,thats not so snobby as to worry about mother nature at its wierdest lol :yes::)
Charlie64
05-07-12, 05:57 AM
You should advertise it as "proven breeder" rofl
shaunyboy
05-07-12, 06:00 AM
That's just gross.
^^^^^
not if your the wee sex starved ackie :yes::yes::yes:
cheers shaun:D
millertime89
05-13-12, 01:56 AM
You should advertise it as "proven breeder" rofl
omg... that's hilarious.
varanus_mad
05-13-12, 04:08 AM
LMFAO
I have to say im not surprised though... afterall if male iggies can be aggrevated by a humans menstruation cycle... what would be weird if it just affected iguanas.
Rob, why sre you selling to animals because of financial issues, aren't you one of the guys who said they have a contingency fund for vet bills and such?
Lankyrob
05-13-12, 09:57 AM
Rob, why sre you selling to animals because of financial issues, aren't you one of the guys who said they have a contingency fund for vet bills and such?
Whilst we do have a contingency for vets bills both me and my wife are disabled and have had our benefits cut to such an extent that in order to keep the two lizards fed would mean eating into the contingency for the other animals, if something then happened with one of the others we could end up in a situation where we couldnt afford vet treatment.
Believe me when i say it wasnt an easy decision to make.
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