Tequila Zeus!

[Trollbie]

I let Zeus cruise around my bed and look what he found! I totally forgot I even had it lol

http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll256/Czechish/e365de6b.jpg
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll256/Czechish/ea62a6ab.jpg

Is he trying to tell me something? haha

[alessia55]

Is he trying to tell me something? haha

Yeah, that you should be sharing that with us! :laugh:

[Norm66]

Nice pics. I have to share a pic of my boa, Mario with a bottle of my favorite Scotch whisky.

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-sGTcSI9JgOs/Tv4SN93nzVI/AAAAAAAAA2g/7fuzqrRTj4U/s512/025.JPG

[Trollbie]

Yeah, that you should be sharing that with us! :laugh:

Come on over!

[Kingsnakechris]

Lol! Brave snake, I don't even drink tequila anymore haha Long story.

[Trollbie]

Lol! Brave snake, I don't even drink tequila anymore haha Long story.

What a wussy!

Haha jk

[Trollbie]

Nice pics. I have to share a pic of my boa, Mario with a bottle of my favorite Scotch whisky.

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-sGTcSI9JgOs/Tv4SN93nzVI/AAAAAAAAA2g/7fuzqrRTj4U/s512/025.JPG

Awesome pic! I don't like whiskey... haha

[USMCgunner11]

Awesome pic! I don't like whiskey... haha

What a wussy! lol

[Kingsnakechris]

Haha whiskey is much better then tequila IMO. But I'm a rum and coke guy :D

[Trollbie]

What a wussy! lol

Maybe... But I'm born and raised in Europe and whiskey just doesn't taste good to me. However, I can take 100 proof Slivovitz like a champ!

[Kingsnakechris]

Maybe... But I'm born and raised in Europe and whiskey just doesn't taste good to me. However, I can take 100 proof Slivovitz like a champ!

And you don't get a nice "hope it was worth it" hangover?!

[Trollbie]

And you don't get a nice "hope it wasworth it" hangover?!

What's a hangover?

[Kingsnakechris]

Lol. The miserable "I'll never drink again" feeling in the morning....

[Trollbie]

Lol. The miserable "I'll never drink again" feeling in the morning....

Lol I know what it is. :p But I don't get them :D

[Kingsnakechris]

Man, I sure do! Your lucky lol.

[BarelyBreathing]

Cute pictures, Trollbie!

Lol! Brave snake, I don't even drink tequila anymore haha Long story.

This I want to hear!

[Trollbie]

I'm Czech. I just know how to drink :p

[Norm66]

Maybe... But I'm born and raised in Europe and whiskey just doesn't taste good to me. However, I can take 100 proof Slivovitz like a champ!

I haven't had Slivovitz since I was a teenager at the Croatian club playing in a eucher (sp?) tournament with my neighbor. What's the traditional toast? "yastravia"? It always sounded like "nice driveway" to me. hehehe

[Trollbie]

I haven't had Slivovitz since I was a teenager at the Croatian club playing in a eucher (sp?) tournament with my neighbor. What's the traditional toast? "yastravia"? It always sounded like "nice driveway" to me. hehehe

In czech it's "Na Zdravi" which pretty much mean "to good health" I'm not sure what the Croatian is but I think it's "zivjeli"

[Norm66]

"Na Zdravi" is it for sure. It definitely sounds like "nice driveway" when shouted by a bunch of drunken guys. I'm not sure about the actual nationality of the club to be honest. First it was 20+ years ago and honestly it was mainly a club people joined to go play cards, smoke cigarettes and drink moreso than a cultural thing. I had fun the few times I went there.

[Trollbie]

"Na Zdravi" is it for sure. It definitely sounds like "nice driveway" when shouted by a bunch of drunken guys. I'm not sure about the actual nationality of the club to be honest. First it was 20+ years ago and honestly it was mainly a club people joined to go play cards, smoke cigarettes and drink moreso than a cultural thing. I had fun the few times I went there.

Hahaha it kinda does sound like nice driveway!

[Kingsnakechris]

Cute pictures, Trollbie!



This I want to hear!

Lol, when I was like 15 maybe 16 my buddies parents took us to rocky point Mexico, his mom bought us a huge bottle of tequila ( the bottle had absolutely no name on it) and we had nothing to mix it with cept pepsi. We dumped the entire bottle into a big gulp cup and poured in the pepsi. He took a single gulp and made a hilarious face and said " that's terrible, you can have it" so I took a few big gulps, made a terrible face but took a few more gulps. I finished it over the course of a few hours and each gulp got a Little less worse then the other. Well we decided to go walk around and check out the rest of the city and we ended up in this awesome little resturaunt, and I met this girl who was also from the states on vacation ( I'm very very intoxicated at this point) and before I even got done telling her where I was from I'd thrown up ALL OVER her... The waiters walked up and made us leave, my buddies parents were very embarrassed as well. We were headed home later that day and I spent the entire trip with my head hanging out of the back window throwing up the entire time. The next day I had the most god awful taste in my mouth and no matter what I did I couldn't shake it. It was the worst drinking experience I'd ever had and I blame it on lady tequila lol...

[BarelyBreathing]

This has nothing to do with anything but language. My favorite foreign saying is doi tashi maste (you're welcome) because it sounds like "don't touch my moustache".

[Kingsnakechris]

Not to mention there's several things they say I said that I have no recollection of...

[BarelyBreathing]

Lol, when I was like 15 maybe 16 my buddies parents took us to rocky point Mexico, his mom bought us a huge bottle of tequila ( the bottle had absolutely no name on it) and we had nothing to mix it with cept pepsi. We dumped the entire bottle into a big gulp cup and poured in the pepsi. He took a single gulp and made a hilarious face and said " that's terrible, you can have it" so I took a few big gulps, made a terrible face but took a few more gulps. I finished it over the course of a few hours and each gulp got a Little less worse then the other. Well we decided to go walk around and check out the rest of the city and we ended up in this awesome little resturaunt, and I met this girl who was also from the states on vacation ( I'm very very intoxicated at this point) and before I even got done telling her where I was from I'd thrown up ALL OVER her... The waiters walked up and made us leave, my buddies parents were very embarrassed as well. We were headed home later that day and I spent the entire trip with my head hanging out of the back window throwing up the entire time. The next day I had the most god awful taste in my mouth and no matter what I did I couldn't shake it. It was the worst drinking experience I'd ever had and I blame it on lady tequila lol...


I'm not going to lie, that's hilarious!

[Trollbie]

Baaaaaaaahahaha you got game!

[Kingsnakechris]

Lol since that day I have refused to drink tequila. Never happening again!

[Norm66]

Too funny.

Tequila is a harsh mistress that demands respect. I myself once rode a mechanical bull because of the stuff. I remember doing it, but not why. Then I remember being in the bathroom trying to get the sand out of my pants. The bull had been set up on the outdoor volleyball court. They had mattresses to land on but they were covered in sand by the time I got on it. Ah to be young and invulnerable again.

My wife's cousin Andrew got um...serviced by our golden retriever one night he'd been drinking tequila. The dog looked at us and when nobody told him "No" he went to town. To this day Becky demands pick of the litter when she sees Andrew.

[BarelyBreathing]

Wow.... that second story is umm... awkward. The first is pretty classic, though.

[Norm66]

Well, not really "serviced". But the attempt was made. ;) The rule with the dog was he couldn't hump anything higher than him in the pecking order. That night Andrew slipped considerably down the ladder. hehehe

[Kingsnakechris]

Wow. I've been pretty drunk but never been to drunk to know an animal is well, yeah... Lol. Mechanical bulls are great! They have all the challenge of a real bull, but it doesn't try to kill you when it throws you!

[Kingsnakechris]

Poor Andrew haha i bet you guys never let him live that down...I know I wouldn't hahaha

[Trollbie]

Oh em geeee!

I've only been drunk, like really really (blackout) drunk, once in my life. I know my limit and I can't go past it.

[Norm66]

Poor Andrew haha i bet you guys never let him live that down...I know I wouldn't hahaha

His grandma even calls him Strider's b***h. And Becky asked for pick of the litter as stud fee. He begged us not to tell his fiance about it, but we did anyway. No mercy. :D

[USMCgunner11]

I never get them either but my wife does. I have one word for you.... PediaLite. You have a young child so you may already have it in your house. It is anti-hangover medicine. This was Dimebag Darrell's (late Pantera guitarist) trick and he would down one before gong to sleep and wake up refreshed and ready to get hammered again.

[Trollbie]

His grandma even calls him Strider's b***h. And Becky asked for pick of the litter as stud fee. He begged us not to tell his fiance about it, but we did anyway. No mercy. :D

That was his big mistake! Sometimes it doesn't even cross your mind, but then they remind you haha

[Trollbie]

Taking magnesium citrate supplements before you drink is a good idea also. But yes. PediaLite is the magic cure. I hear it from my marine corps friends all the time haha

[Kingsnakechris]

Yeah? I have a bunch of that laying around. I don't drink too much anymore ( I crawled straight into a bottle after the army and stayed there till my wife got pregnant) but every once in a while I'll toss a few back. dimebag was a legend man! Of course he would be the one to figure out how to beat a hangover lol! I'll give that a shot next time I've had one to many. Thanks.

[Kingsnakechris]

His grandma even calls him Strider's b***h. And Becky asked for pick of the litter as stud fee. He begged us not to tell his fiance about it, but we did anyway. No mercy. :D


Haha too funny!! No mercy indeed!

[USMCgunner11]

R.I.P. Dimebag!

[Kingsnakechris]

R.I.P. he died doing what he loved to do... And he was the best at what he did!
I loved how he used to use a beer bottle to slide up the fret board! And his high pitch whammy dives can never be replicated. He was in fact a metal GOD!

[Snakesitter]

I'm just waiting for someone to show up and post "Hi, I was that girl...." ;-)

[Snakesitter]

Nice pict. I think you've touched off the most popular thread of the past month. ;-)

[Kingsnakechris]

I'm just waiting for someone to show up and post "Hi, I was that girl...." ;-)

Haha I'd die....

[Trollbie]

I'm just waiting for someone to show up and post "Hi, I was that girl...." ;-)

Nice pict. I think you've touched off the most popular thread of the past month. ;-)

I'm confused lol

[millertime89]

I'm confused lol

The girl from Chris's story, and the theme being snakes on booze bottles. Speaking of which, I need to grab my crystal head vodka pottle and get Roxie to pose on it for me.

Oh, and I don't get hangover's either, Irish and German blood FTW!

[Trollbie]

The girl from Chris's story, and the theme being snakes on booze bottles. Speaking of which, I need to grab my crystal head vodka pottle and get Roxie to pose on it for me.

Oh, and I don't get hangover's either, Irish and German blood FTW!

Lolz!!! The girl does need to pop in haha

[Kingsnakechris]

Lolz!!! The girl does need to pop in haha

No lol no she doesnt haha I'm sure everyone would enjoy that tho, entertainment for at least 5 pages hahaha

[BarelyBreathing]

Come to think about it.... there was a guy who vomited on me once....

[BarelyBreathing]

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I'm kidding, obviously.

[Kingsnakechris]

Hahaha. Face flushes.... Lol. That would be quite interesting tho lol!

[Kingsnakechris]

If it were someone on here, not you getting vomited on. Lol sry.

[BarelyBreathing]

Honestly, I don't think I would mind too much. I mean, at the time I would be furious, but it would mae for a great story, and I'm sure I would laugh about it for years to come (and all my friends and their friends and their friends would know who you were, hahahaha).

[Kingsnakechris]

Haha I wonder if I'm still talked about amongst her friends.... Oh great...I'm "that guy"......

[BarelyBreathing]

Haha I wonder if I'm still talked about amongst her friends.... Oh great...I'm "that guy"......


Probably. Hahaha. You totally are "that guy". :D :p

[Kingsnakechris]

Haha mannnnnnn I've spent many years trying to avoid holding that title....
Again... It's all tequilas fault hahaha

[BarelyBreathing]

We're all "that person" in one way or another.

[Trollbie]

We're all "that person" in one way or another.

What's your story?

[BarelyBreathing]

What's your story?


Oh, I have a few. There's a reason I don't drink anymore.

[millertime89]

I do enough stupid things I don't need to get drunk to have funny ones to share.

[USMCgunner11]

What starts with a keg ends with YouTube. It's not pretty.

[millertime89]

Keg stand on YouTube!
Keg stands are to fun what spiced rum is to tasty.

[USMCgunner11]

All I can say is that the worst I ever felt from a night of drinking was when we decided to top the night off with a syrup chugging contest. If you've seen the movie Supertroopers then you know what I'm talking about. That is a pain that will haunt you forever. Haven't touched a pancake ever since

[Kingsnakechris]

Haha nooo thanks man... Syrup chugging...never attempted it but I love my pancakes haha

[BarelyBreathing]

My friend has a video on youtube that involves his friend accidentally lighting himself on fire trying to take flaming Dr. Pepper shots.

[Kingsnakechris]

My friend has a video on youtube that involves his friend accidentally lighting himself on fire trying to take flaming Dr. Pepper shots.

Never quite understood the concept of flaming shots... "hmm let's light this on fire and drink it" I always thought playing with fire while intoxicated was a bad idea lol

[BarelyBreathing]

It is a horrible idea, but it carmelizes the drink and gives it a different taste. You're supposed to drop the shot in a glass of some other liquid before you drink it, though.

[Kingsnakechris]

Yeah, I'll just stick to shots of jagermeister or whiskey :D

[Norm66]

Flaming Doctor Peppers actually do taste like dr. Pepper though. If you're already wasted it's probably not a great idea though.

[Kingsnakechris]

Flaming Doctor Peppers actually do taste like dr. Pepper though. If you're already wasted it's probably not a great idea though.

MY thoughts exactly...

[BarelyBreathing]

Like I said, there's definitely a reason I don't drink anymore.

True story. Me and some friends were sitting outside my apartment back when I was living south of where I do now. A police officer came by to ask some random questions (if we had anything to do with a drunk guy yelling at the other end of the complex). I couldn't answer because I was too busy laughing at how shiny his shoes were.

[Kingsnakechris]

Wow.... Lol are you sure it was just alcohol? Lol did anyone show up with brownies??

[BarelyBreathing]

Nope, no "brownies". I laugh at rocks for being rocks when I get drunk. I also used to drunk dial people and whine about how I was laying in bed with my shoes on and I couldn't sleep because my shoes were on, then laugh about how I was too drunk to take them off. Me and alcohol don't mix.

[Kingsnakechris]

Nope, no "brownies". I laugh at rocks for being rocks when I get drunk. I also used to drunk dial people and whine about how I was laying in bed with my shoes on and I couldn't sleep because my shoes were on, then laugh about how I was too drunk to take them off. Me and alcohol don't mix.

That's crazy! At least you realized that you and drunk don't mix before somthin tooo bad took place. ALOT of people don't have that ability... Kudos.

[BarelyBreathing]

I don't think anything bad would happen except for me embarrassing myself.