New Name

[GarterPython]

I just wanted to let you all know that I changed my name. I was molson101 but I asked for a name change because GarterPython is a combination of both of my favorite snakes. Garter Snakes and Ball Python.

[ZARADOZIA]

I like it! I keep thinking Monty Python- I love Monty! lol

[infernalis]

I like it! I keep thinking Monty Python- I love Monty! lol


Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries:)

So where did you find a coconut??

[SpOoKy]

A bunny rabbit??

[Gungirl]

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries:)

So where did you find a coconut??

We found them....

Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical!

hahaha love that show!

[KORBIN5895]

It's only a flesh wound ....... that belongs in another thread!

[Swany]

It's not dead, it's sleeping. That's how the Norwegian blue sleeps !

[millertime89]

such a fantastic show.

[Swany]

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy :-D

[infernalis]

What makes you think she is a witch?
Well, she turned me into a newt.
A newt?
I got better.

[infernalis]

Maybe we should re-name this thread too.

"Holy grail quotes"

I fart in your general direction silly English person.

[Swany]

Have you heard of the goons Wayne ?

[infernalis]

Have you heard of the goons Wayne ?

The primary influence of Monty Python??

[Swany]

Yes they were. Have you heard anything they did ?

[infernalis]

Yes they were. Have you heard anything they did ?

No, it was before my time.

I have a BBC documentary about Monty Python, Hosted by John Cleese.

it was mentioned, but that's all I know.

[Swany]

It was before my time too Wayne, most of their stuff was on radio in the 50s and 60s. However one of the Goons was Spike Milligan ( a comedy god) and I think one of the funniest men ever born. He had a show on theBBC called Q. His war memoirs are hysterical "Hittler-My part in his downfall" is well worth reading, his poetry was very funny too.

Things that go bump in the night
should not really give one a fright
it's the hole in each ear that lets in the fear
that and the absence of light :-)

Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
I'll draw a sketch of thee,
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?

Spike Milligan

[infernalis]

Cleese did mention Spike Milligan.

Thanks for piling in some more info into my tiny little brain.

[Swany]

He was a very funny, very clever man and a part time manic depressive.

[Lankyrob]

Spike was a god amongst men in terms of comedy, they dont make them like him anymore!

[Swany]

Spike was a god amongst men in terms of comedy, they dont make them like him anymore!

They certainly do not Rob. :-)

[KORBIN5895]

I seem to know a couple of Scots that seem to be trying too though. They do fairly well too.

[CK SandBoas]

I seem to know a couple of Scots that seem to be trying too though. They do fairly well too.


I know who you mean, but their names escape me at the moment:p:D

[Lankyrob]

Billy connolly is one for sure :)

[infernalis]

Billy connolly is one for sure :)

I still have my original "Billy and Albert" (Royal Albert Hall show) on VHS, that was incredibly hilarious, I used to find any excuse to play that tape for visitors.

I would put up a youtube clip, but it would break forum rules, he's a very naughty comedian.

[lady_bug87]

^^^ you would have to give yourself the banhammer speech :P

[snakehill]

What were we talking about again? :p

[KORBIN5895]

I think someone was asking for the holy hand grenade.

[infernalis]

topic, what topic...

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