Man tried to take 247 animals on plane

[kernel]

How stupid can you get?!

Man tried to take 247 animals on plane - Yahoo! News (http://news.yahoo.com/man-tried-247-animals-plane-165607848.html)

[Kayla90]

"among them nine species of poisonous snakes including South American pitvipers, packed in clear plastic containers."

Are they out of their minds??

[kernel]

Either that or just plain stupid.

[Shmoges]

Wow what a fool. Any smart man would have made them carry on and covered the sides, tops, and bottoms with foil to evade the xrays!!

[alessia55]

....facepalm.

What a disgrace.

[Kayla90]

Wow what a fool. Any smart man would have made them carry on and covered the sides, tops, and bottoms with foil to evade the xrays!!

Bahaha well don't give them idea's ... we don't want people getting better as stuff like this.. -.-

[dshin963]

Ohhh jeez... I don't even know what to say...

[infernalis]

Bahaha well don't give them idea's ... we don't want people getting better as stuff like this.. -.-

Wrap the animals in condoms and swallow them like drug smugglers do.

[dshin963]

Wrap the animals in condoms and swallow them like drug smugglers do.

... I think they just wrap drugs in plastics now... condoms would be gross...
Or Balloons!

[infernalis]

... I think they just wrap drugs in plastics now... condoms would be gross...
Or Balloons!

They use condoms for several reasons.

1. lubed - easy to swallow.
2. stronger than balloons - less likely to break and cause an in flight O.D.
3. easier to pass than a balloon at the "exit"
4. resistant to attack from body fluids.

Now where to get one to fit a boa or retic, that poses a real condom conundrum.

[candyraver69]

Wrap the animals in condoms and swallow them like drug smugglers do.

LOLOLOL. Some people are probably stupid enough to try that, be careful what you post!

[dshin963]

Wayne... I have a question... where did you learn that info and why? :D

[infernalis]

Wayne... I have a question... where did you learn that info and why? :D


Forensics.. I used to hang around this guy a lot.. I am still enthralled by the crimminal mind. I just can't handle crime scenes.

MacDonell, Herbert Leon - eNotes.com (http://www.enotes.com/macdonell-herbert-leon-reference/macdonell-herbert-leon)


If you read the article, His "magnetic finger print brush" is simply copier toner and a magnet. I was his copy tech when we met in the 80's

I still have the coffee mug he gave me..

http://www.reptard.info/funny/mug.jpg

[bigsnakegirl785]

I'm just wondering...but how on earth did he fit 247 animals in a suitcase? All the ones I've ever seen would only fit that many if they were insects...I could be wrong but it seems very unlikely.

[Kayla90]

Wrap the animals in condoms and swallow them like drug smugglers do.

How do they even survive the stomach acid??

[infernalis]

How do they even survive the stomach acid??


Latex is acid resistant & Stomach acid is not exactly "dissolve metal instantly" strong. ;)

[Kayla90]

Well at least the animals would be safe... Hopefully they don't get constipated and suffocated the animal to death instead -.- .. Bahaha

[infernalis]

I was only joking... This should have tipped you off to that ;)

Now where to get one to fit a boa or retic,
that poses a real condom conundrum.

[Swany]

Dont really surprise me. In my experience, the two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity :-)

[infernalis]

Dont really surprise me. In my experience, the two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity :-)


Cheers to that..

[Swany]

Cheers to that..

Sorry you misunderstand me. i was refering to the original post and saying the guy who tried to take the animals onto the plane was stupid, I wasn't dissing anyone here.
I'm new here and to online forums.
Apologies if I've caused any offence

[infernalis]

I know exactly what you meant ;)

And everyone here knows that too.

You fit in perfectly with this off colour lot.

[Swany]

I know exactly what you meant ;)

And everyone here knows that too.

You fit in perfectly with this off colour lot.

Thanks :-)