View Full Version : Thanks for the sav jay...
stephanbakir
12-09-11, 08:56 AM
(keep in mind I was born in an odd family, and farts are something to be admired.)
I was sitting in bed from 11:30ish to 4:00 AM and couldn't sleep... finally passed out.
At 6:13 this morning I was awoken from a dead sleep by a sound... the most horrific, cataclysm educing fart ever heard by man... I followed the sound (yeah, it lasted about 30-45 seconds... popping and splashing) there sits chomper under the hotspot. He sees me and goes right into feed response and waits at the door.
He ate 26 adult dubias, I gave him a pat on the back, changed his water and left.
hahahaha
He's got you trained already. ;^)
alessia55
12-09-11, 09:19 AM
hahha that's awesome :p he has you wrapped around his...claw?
lady_bug87
12-09-11, 09:45 AM
hahaha he farts for food... thats awesome
infernalis
12-09-11, 10:07 AM
Are you sure he didn't crap.. Savs crapping sounds like a giant water bong full of pudding connected to an air compressor.
Sorry to put such visions in peoples heads.
Jenn_06
12-09-11, 10:16 AM
Lol Jojo sounds like that Wayne scared me a few times when im in my snake room cleaning cages or feeding.
KORBIN5895
12-09-11, 10:35 AM
My ferret farts every time he poops..... the kids and I think its great!
Gungirl
12-09-11, 12:00 PM
LMAO This thread took me right out of my bad mood funk and got me to giggle. Farting animals can be hysterical. My bird will sneeze and fart at the same time then look around to see who heard him.
Rogue628
12-09-11, 12:05 PM
:laugh::laugh: That's freakin' hilarious! Good thing I sleep like the dead. I'd hate to wake up to those sounds lol
CK SandBoas
12-09-11, 12:14 PM
That is awesome!!! My Grey Banded King has let loose with some epic sounding farts, but i'm sure it's nothing compared to a Sav letting loose:p
http://www.herpfamily.com/images/smilies/rofl2.gif
My snakes have let loose some epic sounding farts as well. I think I will hold of on a sav for awhile. Wayne, you have ruined my appetite for pudding now, especially chocolate.
jaleely
12-09-11, 03:03 PM
"Are you sure he didn't crap.. Savs crapping sounds like a giant water bong full of pudding connected to an air compressor.
Sorry to put such visions in peoples heads."
you're not sorry *Lmao* ewwww.
millertime89
12-09-11, 04:52 PM
Are you sure he didn't crap.. Savs crapping sounds like a giant water bong full of pudding connected to an air compressor.
Sorry to put such visions in peoples heads.
LMAO This thread took me right out of my bad mood funk and got me to giggle. Farting animals can be hysterical.
Me too, I literally lol'd! When I say lol its usually an appreciative chuckle, but not this time!
My cat farted and made himself jump once, was hysterical.
infernalis
12-09-11, 05:37 PM
Here's a classic...
http://www.ssnakess.com/forums/joke-comedy-forum/84561-flatulence-natural-gas.html A fart thread...
stephanbakir
12-09-11, 06:12 PM
He did not poop :P But it was an awesome fart none the less.
Gungirl
12-09-11, 06:22 PM
Here's a classic...
http://www.ssnakess.com/forums/joke-comedy-forum/84561-flatulence-natural-gas.html A fart thread...
This just shows how much of a family forum we are.. not many have open chats about flatulence. :O_o:
Since we like to talk about flatulence... what we need is.... a farting smilie :crazy2:
millertime89
12-09-11, 07:41 PM
here's a classic...
http://www.ssnakess.com/forums/joke-comedy-forum/84561-flatulence-natural-gas.html a fart thread...
why has that been locked!!!!????????!!!!!?!?!?!
Terranaut
12-09-11, 07:54 PM
Omg!! To funny. I just broke out in the middle of a work meeting. When I told everyone ( non reptile people) they all spent 5 min laughing about it.... Right before I got killed for using my cell during a meeting. But worth it !!!
millertime89
12-09-11, 08:01 PM
the dog we had when I was growing up wasn't a big fart machine, until you gave him liver treats, then we had to evacuate the house. Needless to say we never gave him them again and threw out the rest of the bag. He had eaten about 10 out of a bag of 100+
infernalis
12-09-11, 08:44 PM
why has that been locked!!!!????????!!!!!?!?!?!
The forum software automatically kills any thread that falls inactive for 30 days or longer.
Since you want gas so bad, it's open now.. Have a toot.
stephanbakir
12-09-11, 11:25 PM
The forum software automatically kills any thread that falls inactive for 30 days or longer.
Since you want gas so bad, it's open now.. Have a toot.
Love ya wayne, great wording!
EasternGirl
12-09-11, 11:34 PM
You guys make me smile...and ROFL
millertime89
12-09-11, 11:59 PM
The forum software automatically kills any thread that falls inactive for 30 days or longer.
Since you want gas so bad, it's open now.. Have a toot.
well that stinks :D
thanks for releasing it.
Little Wise Owl
12-10-11, 09:53 AM
I'd been crying all day and this thread made me smile.
Thank you lol
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