They said what?

[marvelfreak]

After reading these i just had to share it. Then i got to thinking this would make a great thread. So if you hear something that makes you laugh or makes you think can they really be that stupid then let's hear it. Dealing with reptiles i know we've all heard so good ones.

P.S. they don't have to be reptile related. PLEASE don't use the person name. This is from another forum a girl asked this.

Hello,

This is my first post. I am wanting to get a female Jungle Carpet Python (probably friendlier than a male?), but am wondering how mean it will get when it gets its period each month (assuming they get periods?) and how hard it will be to cleanup? Can any of you share your experiences? Thanks!

[Lankyrob]

OH MY GOD!!!! :robo: :robo: :robo:

[Jenn_06]

OMG :O_o: thats too funny

[stephanbakir]

Holy YES! thanks man.

[stephanbakir]

Can you imagine bleeding from 2 vaginas...

[Lankyrob]

Littel snakey sani-pads........... ;)

[TalonNC]

Well my Pastel BP has been shedding around the same time each month

-It gets very Pissy\Cranky
-I can't touch it for about a week

So you can say it acts like a women on her monthly...so She has some merit i her words...still funny though...

[vendettaseve]

Were all laughing at this guy, but I think might be onto something here.

[Gungirl]

Hahahaha things like this prove that common sense is not common!

[lady_bug87]

O my goodness I heard some doooozies the other day from the leasing agent in my condo:

Her: "When I first got my dog I didnt know male dogs had nipples, I thought the ones near his ***** were his testicles..."
Me: "didn't you see his testicles when you picked him up?"
Her: "No they were covered in hair and I never look at his genitals"
Maintenance guy: "How did you know it was a male then?"
Her: "They said it was a male and I believed them"


This woman also tells her dog he has to let her brush his teeth because if he doesnt his friends are going to laugh at him. AND he can't wear his doggy sweater because then his friends are going to make fun of him.


I'm fairly certain she is insane.

[infernalis]

Littel snakey sani-pads........... ;)


OMG.. Rob too funny.

[millertime89]

off my friend's facebook page
Holy ****! This country is in desperate need of education on immigration law. Please tell me what rock have you been living under to believe that everyone that enters the country gets a citizenship card?
"Uh...do you mean a permanent residency card aka green card? no, I mean a citizenship card that everyone gets when they enter the country. There is no such thing as a citizenship card, if you are naturalized, you get a certificate but no card saying you're a citizen. Do you have a citizenship card because you were born in the U.S.? No." ...Legit conversation I just had w/ a human resources dept. I just don't ****ing get it. WOW.
They fired my sister during training bc she wasn't a citizen. Her ssc states a green card must be present for it to be used as ID so she took her passport as an alternative & although an American passport is proof of citizenship they still told her she wasn't a citizen. I called to inquire about why they told her she wasn't a citizen and why they refused to take her passport as ID/proof of citizenship and she spewed this bs.

[TeaNinja]

last night i saw someone selling an albino 7 foot burm on craigslist advertising that "it won't get much bigger at all" lol

[millertime89]

oh god...
what was the price?

[marvelfreak]

Well my Pastel BP has been shedding around the same time each month

-It gets very Pissy\Cranky
-I can't touch it for about a week

So you can say it acts like a women on her monthly...so She has some merit i her words...still funny though...
You may be on to something. Only thing is i only have two snake that get cranky when in shed and they're both males. Of coarse i not counting my 3 new babies. It yet to be seen how they act in shed.

Also if female snakes had periods i think it's safe to say a lot of us would own fewer snakes. Could you imagine the mess. Just had to put that image in your heads. lol

[Gungirl]

You may be on to something. Only thing is i only have two snake that get cranky when in shed and they're both males.

Just have to add in that men also tend to PMS once a month....some of us women might cause this but it happens none the less... :crazy2:

[ZARADOZIA]

Just have to add in that men also tend to PMS once a month....some of us women might cause this but it happens none the less... :crazy2:

They also go through menopause; except they call it a mid-life crisis and think "I need a sports car" ...except with mine...he went for a Harley.

I prefer the Harley...he looks good in leather. LOL

[blindfireak40]

They also go through menopause; except they call it a mid-life crisis and think "I need a sports car" ...except with mine...he went for a Harley.

Manopause!! Hahahahaha :yes:

[marvelfreak]

Manopause!! Hahahahaha :yes:
My manopuase was cheap i just wanted more snakes. lol

[Snakefood]

THANKS!! lovely visual!!

My mom got a puppy this summer, and it ended up the "breeder" she went to was a broker fro a puppy mill. There were 2 pups left out of the litter that mamma was interested in. a male and a female. mamma figured she would want the girl, but ended up picking the boy as a better playmate for my son.

So apparently there was another family also interested in the male from the litter for thier son, but my mom got there firstand took the male home. about 2 weeks later, these kids and this lady came running up to her saying "that's JUST like my puppy", they talked about it and found out that the 2 dogs were from the same litter.

Then the lady says, I was so lucky that the breeder saved the last MALE for me, which made mom question her because mom knew SHE had gotten the last male. After talking some more this is what they figured out!!

The puppy mill broker simply sold this family the last puppy which was a female and TOLD them it was male. When mamma went to their car to see this "male puppy" she checked and told them that no, it was female and had to flip both puppies over tom show this lady the difference between male and female.

SO this stupid puppy mill broker took total advantage of this lady's ignorance to dogs and sold her a female as a male. I wonder what was going through her head?

[ZARADOZIA]

THANKS!! lovely visual!!

My mom got a puppy this summer, and it ended up the "breeder" she went to was a broker fro a puppy mill. There were 2 pups left out of the litter that mamma was interested in. a male and a female. mamma figured she would want the girl, but ended up picking the boy as a better playmate for my son.

So apparently there was another family also interested in the male from the litter for thier son, but my mom got there firstand took the male home. about 2 weeks later, these kids and this lady came running up to her saying "that's JUST like my puppy", they talked about it and found out that the 2 dogs were from the same litter.

Then the lady says, I was so lucky that the breeder saved the last MALE for me, which made mom question her because mom knew SHE had gotten the last male. After talking some more this is what they figured out!!

The puppy mill broker simply sold this family the last puppy which was a female and TOLD them it was male. When mamma went to their car to see this "male puppy" she checked and told them that no, it was female and had to flip both puppies over tom show this lady the difference between male and female.

SO this stupid puppy mill broker took total advantage of this lady's ignorance to dogs and sold her a female as a male. I wonder what was going through her head?


What I want to know is that how does a full grown adult woman with kids NOT know that males dogs have visiable wee-wees? I can understand if it was a cat...but dogs are...well..little men in fur coats...

[Snakefood]

ya but there are people who know nothing about dogs, and these are shih-tzu x poodles and have very long hair, so I can sort of see it!

Having worked in the vet field for years as an AHT, I have seen and heard about all the things that should just be "common sense", problem is common sense is really not that common.

Many people just believe what they are told, no questions asked, when talking about subjects they are unknowledgable about. They think it makes them look like they do know what they're talking about, but the unfortunate reality is that it leaves them just as ignorant as they were before.