Rofl, football/soccer fans.

[stephanbakir]

Gona love this one.

[KrazyKat]

Bahahahaha!! That's TOO good!! I take it we have a lot of UK people on this forum who mayyyybe don't take too well to the diss on the Almighty game of soccer (or should I say "football"?) But I don't care for it, so I agree with the statement - animal cruelty indeed! :p

[marionsclan]

Could be worse. Could be American football where a bunch of sweaty guys pile on top of each other and then slap each others arses in the locker-rooms. And they call that manly. ;)

(I'm German so Soccer is my thing)

[KrazyKat]

Could be worse. Could be American football where a bunch of sweaty guys pile on top of each other and then slap each others arses in the locker-rooms. And they call that manly. ;)

(I'm German so Soccer is my thing)

Bahahaha! Love it!:p

ps. I'm half German, half English, oddly enough!

[infernalis]

I'm still confused to this day why NFL is called "football" when it's played with hands.

[Lankyrob]

Rugby is called Rugby Football and is played with the hands also

[Coffee Black]

Better than Baseball, which is a bunch of guys standing around waiting for something to happen.

[infernalis]

Better than Baseball, which is a bunch of guys standing around waiting for something to happen.

Can't forget scratching their nads and spitting.

[Coffee Black]

Can't forget scratching their nads and spitting.

Haha yes I forgot those most traditional aspects as well.

[infernalis]

My kind of sports require more than one ball. If you are going to climb on a race bike and jump over 60 foot dirt piles, you better have a set of balls.

[stephanbakir]

My kind of sports require more than one ball. If you are going to climb on a race bike and jump over 60 foot dirt piles, you better have a set of balls.
Carefully positioned in a location where you won't land on them.

[KrazyKat]

Carefully positioned in a location where you won't land on them.

ROFL! Yes, must protect the family jewels.

[KrazyKat]

My kind of sports require more than one ball. If you are going to climb on a race bike and jump over 60 foot dirt piles, you better have a set of balls.

You guys would have had to go to hospital if you did what I did - I went over a jump on a man's mountain bike once, and landed on the bar in from of the seat - hard. My pelvis was in enough pain to leave me winded on the ground for a good minute...can't imagine how much worse that would have been if i had a few "things" in between :p

[stephanbakir]

Woulda sucked for sure, I ruined a 2600$ bike in 3 days once, I landed on rock but didn't get a scratch on me :( Bike/pressure suite took the hit.

[KrazyKat]

You guys would have had to go to the hospital if you did what I did - I went over a jump on a man's mountain bike once, and landed on the bar in front of the seat - hard. My pelvis was in enough pain to leave me winded on the ground for a good minute...can't imagine how much worse that would have been if i had a few "things" in between :p

Sorry, I had typed that too fast:sorry:

Woulda sucked for sure, I ruined a 2600$ bike in 3 days once, I landed on rock but didn't get a scratch on me :( Bike/pressure suite took the hit.

THAT sucks. Glad YOU didn't get hurt!...but still blows, bet that was a really nice bike :(

[infernalis]

You guys would have had to go to hospital if you did what I did - I went over a jump on a man's mountain bike once, and landed on the bar in from of the seat - hard. My pelvis was in enough pain to leave me winded on the ground for a good minute...can't imagine how much worse that would have been if i had a few "things" in between :p

I was standing up pedaling full force once and the right pedal broke off (It had an invisible crack in the steel) when the pedal snapped off I dropped down hard and landed crotch first on that same cross bar.

************************************************** ****

My bike runs on 110 octane Blue race gasoline.

Have had the Medi-Chopper land in my yard twice over the last few years.

http://www.thamfriends.com/photos/chopper.jpg

[KrazyKat]

I was standing up pedaling full force once and the right pedal broke off (It had an invisible crack in the steel) when the pedal snapped off I dropped down hard and landed crotch first on that same cross bar.

************************************************** ****

My bike runs on 110 octane Blue race gasoline.

Have had the Medi-Chopper land in my yard twice over the last few years.



Oh my g...:eek: ahh!! That's painful just to think about! Wow...*speechless*

[Aaran]

Better than Baseball, which is a bunch of guys standing around waiting for something to happen.
Not true !

[infernalis]

Oh my g...:eek: ahh!! That's painful just to think about! Wow...*speechless*

That was over 30 years ago, I have 3 children now, so the "boys" survived it. ;)

[Aaran]

That was over 30 years ago, I have 3 children now, so the "boys" survived it. ;)
OMG..... :eek:

[infernalis]

OMG..... :eek:


.. My neighbour went over his handlebars once, snagged on something and ripped his marble sack open.

[stephanbakir]

Eww, my friend had the same thing happen in a different way, not sure if its against the rules to go into detail but DAMN you never forget that :(

[infernalis]

Eww, my friend had the same thing happen in a different way, not sure if its against the rules to go into detail but DAMN you never forget that :(

It's not against the rules if you word it correctly.

[Aaran]

Eww, my friend had the same thing happen in a different way, not sure if its against the rules to go into detail but DAMN you never forget that :(
Please dont

[stephanbakir]

Long nasty story short, he was biking down a long straight path (downhill) and decided it would be a good idea to poop off the back of his bike instead of stopping. He hit a rock with his back tire forcing it up, the treads grabbed his bag of marbles and pulled them through the space between the break cables and the back tire, then he flew down the hill as a human/bike hybrid screaming and bleeding.

[Aaran]

Long nasty story short, he was biking down a long straight path (downhill) and decided it would be a good idea to poop off the back of his bike instead of stopping. He hit a rock with his back tire forcing it up, the treads grabbed his bag of marbles and pulled them through the space between the break cables and the back tire, then he flew down the hill as a human/bike hybrid screaming and bleeding.
And you where freinds with this guy ?

[stephanbakir]

Still am. Its honestly not the worst thing he's done.
I've done some pretty weird stuff but the things he thinks are logical are just sad.

[Aaran]

Still am. Its honestly not the worst thing he's done.
I've done some pretty weird stuff but the things he thinks are logical are just sad.
Dumbest thing i think i ever did was to try and jump off a roof and over a moving car . Broke my arm, leg, and got 12 stitches

[stephanbakir]

Dumbest thing i think i ever did was to try and jump off a roof and over a moving car . Broke my arm, leg, and got 12 stitches
I left out allot of nasties from that story. The dumplings he was dropping off the back of his bike were hitting his tire and shoved into the cuts he later got =/ Not sure how many stitches but it was scary.

[SnakeyJay]

I left out allot of nasties from that story. The dumplings he was dropping off the back of his bike were hitting his tire and shoved into the cuts he later got =/ Not sure how many stitches but it was scary.

Hahaha ive just read this whole thread n almost fell off the scaffolding were erecting from laughing so hard. :)

[infernalis]

Sorry but your buddy sounds weirder than Peter Griffin.

[Gungirl]

all I can add is :shocked: and lmao!!