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MacAdder
04-20-11, 09:05 AM
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

A customer asked...
"In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?"

The clerk asks..."Are you Irish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says...

"Yes I am, But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"
The clerk says..."No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says..."Well then, because I asked for Irish sausage...
"why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"

The clerk replied..."Because you're in Builder's Warehouse"...