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My female Carpet "Magic" always threatens to bite but these days fairly rarley does. Today, she did! lol Not much to look at though, she`s a very clean biter. Nice latch on, squeeze, let go.....
http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk294/feebix/Bite005.jpg
I was quite impressed with myself too, I saw it coming and didn`t move an millimeter. I just let out a little "Ow." lol
No damage really, just some little tiny holes. She could have left me with a cool scar! Tut...
http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk294/feebix/Bite009.jpg
Jeeez Magic if you`re going to bite me I at least want a good hard hit and a cool scar! Huh....
Reptile_Reptile
10-11-10, 08:04 AM
how cute ^_^ lol i held my bp for too long last night (actually i havnt slept i have insomnia) for about 2 hrs i kinda forgot the little guy was just hangin out on my wrist and the moment i re noticed him again he just tagged my other hand that was near him on the keyboard it was so cute i flinched but it was a little one and i didnt move either (mostly cause i'm tired as hell right now) and he didnt even connect with the teeth he just kinda rammed me
Will0W783
10-11-10, 09:29 AM
Ouch..lol. Gotta love the young carpet attitude!
She`s an adult! lol Pushing six feet now.....
Reptile_Reptile
10-11-10, 10:37 AM
lol...................
TylerWortman
10-11-10, 11:36 AM
Hope my JCP doesnt bite when she's older!
marvelfreak
10-11-10, 06:56 PM
Just her way of giving you a kiss and saying remember i am the boss. lol:)
Yeah right! lol I`m glad her mate doesn`t tend to do that, his head is so big I couldn`t quite close my hand over it if I were foolish enough to try lol :D I`m quite surprised actually, the amount of hours I`ve spent with her building up the trust I almost feel like I`ve actually communicated with her directly...
percey39
10-13-10, 04:05 AM
Nice, its always good when they give you a reminder that they are snakes.
It is isn`t it, it`s actually a very healthy reminder. I couldn`t agree more.... :) Actually if I tried a bit harder i`m sure I could agree more, hang on..... HUGGGGHHHMMMMMGGG !!! Ahhhhhhh There you go, I agree just a little bit more now .
percey39
10-14-10, 03:59 AM
Hahahahahaha
Oh man I got edited in that post! No need :( lol I can`t believe my silly mood was edited. It wasn`t technically a swear word either! Not technically... lol Interestingly enough Infernalis, I notice that the word "Piss" Used in the right context on this mostly American forum is ok. "I was pretty pissed with this guy" That is actually a swear word like any other swear word in my country and you really wouldn`t be happy AT ALL if your kids started saying it. But that`s ok here? I didn`t actually swear, I think the context was more the issue there. Would that have been more acceptable if I`d have used an American word like "Pooped?" Or was the very image of `ol Feebo losing his pre digested dinner down his leg the offensive part? lol *waits for the word police to turn up with thier morality batons* lol
shaunyboy
10-14-10, 09:13 AM
imo the word pissed in america is not viewed in the same way us brits view it mate.its not as bad a word over there.
i think you may have been edited because kids come on here and i think you were correct in pointing out it may have also been the context in which it was used as well
imo theres no need to have a pop at wayne mate
he's a moderator and imo a fair one,the mans only doing his job as far as i'm concerned.
imo you did swear mate you used the past tense of s***e so technically it could be offencive to youngsters.
i have 4 kids and 3 grandkids and i would'nt fancy having to explain the word used to the younger of them.
folk have to remember mate its not an over 18 forum so we have to be carefull of how we say things.
surely you dont want this place turning out like our most popular uk reptile forum
r**k is the one im on about.hope you can work it out as i certainly dont want to steer anyone onto said forum.
dont want a fight mate just adding my humble opinion
cheers shaun
Are you having a bad day Shauny? I`ve never had and never will have "A pop" at Wayne?! He`s a forum friend. My post was in good humour, I giggle after every other sentence too. Go and read it again ya grumpy sod! lol
dragunov.762
10-14-10, 12:57 PM
Ah British swear words, and insults crack me up. they always seem so much more cultured than American insults and swear words (trust me i know them all being in the military)
shaunyboy
10-14-10, 01:21 PM
Are you having a bad day Shauny? I`ve never had and never will have "A pop" at Wayne?! He`s a forum friend. My post was in good humour, I giggle after every other sentence too. Go and read it again ya grumpy sod! lol
my bad mate
its hard to get the sense of humor of the person behind the key board sometimes
i have suffered this myself
lost count of the times ive said something in jest and the person takes it all the wrong way and thinks im some kind of nutter...!!!:yes:
my apologys for getting my wires crossed
i think my eyesights getting worse as i just noticed your lol sat the end of it.
i think im having more of a doh...!! day mate
cheers shaun
presspirate
10-14-10, 02:02 PM
Ah British swear words, and insults crack me up. they always seem so much more cultured than American insults and swear words (trust me i know them all being in the military)
I've never been in the military. (You have my respect and thanks sir for your service) But I know all the words as well, and I have to agree they sound much better with that Brit accent behind them.:yes:
shaunyboy
10-14-10, 03:06 PM
I've never been in the military. (You have my respect and thanks sir for your service) But I know all the words as well, and I have to agree they sound much better with that Brit accent behind them.:yes:
trust me mate nothing beats the scottish accent when it comes to rattling out swear words:yes:
cheers shaun
Yep, that`s a good point! Mind you, I`d be mighty impressed if our American friends could even tell when Rab.C was swearing or when he was asking for a cup of tea Shauny! lol <-- See? Joking! Sheesh... No worries mate, it happens doesn`t it. I (and I presume other people aswell) am always careful to make sure I use lols or emoticons to show the intent in my posts being as people aren`t able to see my face. :)
dragunov.762
10-14-10, 05:44 PM
swear words yes i was including insults too the military likes to make new one up like blue falcon or a charlie foxtrot and i believe that fubar originated in the USMC there are tons more that i never heard of before basic training and they call you all of these things on a daily basis.
Aaaah you can`t really beat calling someone a Berk though lol :D
infernalis
10-14-10, 07:00 PM
Apparently since the only time I ever heard that word was on a prime time showing of a British TV show, I assumed it was not that bad a word....
Mud in my face I do not know the definition... Removed....
OH GOOD GREIF WAYNE YOU`RE KIDDING ME!!!!!!!!!! That word is on a par with the C word mate!! VERY VERY VERY Unsuitable for childrens eyes!! I cannot believe YOU posted THAT after sensoring what wasn`t even a swear word ! LOL Oh I`ve seen it all now!
Reptile_Reptile
10-15-10, 03:53 AM
^ serious?- - - -<unedited>
What is the origin of the word "wanker"? Why do people in the UK use it, and what is it's equivalent in US profanity? | Answerbag (http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/67688)
Yes! lol Don`t you know what that means?!
infernalis
10-15-10, 05:47 AM
Yes! lol Don`t you know what that means?!
honestly thought it was a rather benign word. (OOPS)
I'll cease and desist all use British words from this moment forward since obviously I don't understand them as I thought I did.
Hahahahahahahaaa that was so funny!! LOL I`ve just PM`d you to enlighten you as to what that means! lol I`d be happy to enlighten you if you`re ever stuck in future lol Ooooh man lol hahahah That`s the funniest thing I`ve ever seen on this forum LOL hahahaaaaaa :)
shaunyboy
10-15-10, 06:30 AM
Hahahahahahahaaa that was so funny!! LOL I`ve just PM`d you to enlighten you as to what that means! lol I`d be happy to enlighten you if you`re ever stuck in future lol Ooooh man lol hahahah That`s the funniest thing I`ve ever seen on this forum LOL hahahaaaaaa :)
ive obviously missed whats went on as its been edited
so which kind member is going to pm me the word in question
cheers shaun
Done LOL Sorry Wayne it`s just too funny not to share ! lol
shaunyboy
10-15-10, 07:04 AM
Done LOL Sorry Wayne it`s just too funny not to share ! lol
sorry wayne but im sitting here cracking up with laughter mate
i know you and i know you would never have wrote it knowing its true meaning
but it is funny mate
the joy of the english launguage eh ?
take fag for instance
over here if you ask for a fag your asking for a cigarette
over your part of the world your asking for something completely different:shocked:.
cheers shaun
infernalis
10-15-10, 07:11 AM
Glad it went well guys, I was sweating for a minute there...
SnakeyJay
10-15-10, 12:16 PM
its not the words, its how we say them...
Lankyrob
10-15-10, 12:51 PM
its not the words, its how we say them...
Lol, true, but some times it IS just the words!!
Not sure you`ll make it to 23 with that ethos Jay lol :)
SnakeyJay
10-16-10, 02:01 AM
lol.. idnt mean it like that, was just re-itterating th point that tone of voice cant be sown on here lol...
That`s why the emoticons and lols are so important. It may seem a bit childish at a glance for someone that doesn`t frequent forums but they do a very important job in my opinion. They shown intent, they try to make up for not being able to see a human face :)
presspirate
10-16-10, 03:16 AM
:yes: I conquer!:yes:
Lankyrob
10-16-10, 03:19 AM
Conquer? Or Concur??? ;) :) ;)
presspirate
10-16-10, 03:21 AM
LOL OOOOOPS I didn't know my spelling was being graded here.....:crazy2:
Lankyrob
10-16-10, 03:23 AM
Hehehe, not just spelling, they mean completely different things. One way you are gonna kill us all and the other you are agreeing!
presspirate
10-16-10, 03:25 AM
Not kill you all, just make you see things my way. (Stupid spell check)
Lankyrob
10-16-10, 03:26 AM
Ahh, i see, so its just world domination that you are after then? ;)
presspirate
10-16-10, 03:28 AM
Yeah, still trying to convince people to name me Earth Czar.:crazy:
Lankyrob
10-16-10, 03:31 AM
Well you got my vote mate!!
presspirate
10-16-10, 03:33 AM
1 down. (1 2 3 4 5, multiply by....carry the....) I've got a ways to go.:no:
infernalis
10-16-10, 07:35 AM
That`s why the emoticons and lols are so important. It may seem a bit childish at a glance for someone that doesn`t frequent forums but they do a very important job in my opinion. They shown intent, they try to make up for not being able to see a human face :)
I have found this to be true in a big way.
A simple "wink" at the end of a sentance can signify "I'm just picking" and lighten the mood. ;)
marvelfreak
10-17-10, 03:05 PM
Yeah, still trying to convince people to name me Earth Czar.:crazy:
10725 As President you got my vote for Czar. 10726 Just remember the people that help make you Czar with a nice Diamond Python.:yes:
presspirate
10-17-10, 04:14 PM
10725 As President you got my vote for Czar. 10726 Just remember the people that help make you Czar with a nice Diamond Python.:yes:
A diamond carpet python in every viv! :yes:
My wifes called Viv you cheeky bugger you! lol :)
presspirate
10-17-10, 06:57 PM
:laugh: My humblest apologies! (To your wife) I thought I was a drooling hillbilly! :laugh:
infernalis
10-17-10, 08:23 PM
My wifes called Viv you cheeky bugger you! lol :)
:yes::yes::yes:
http://www.tomrichmond.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/monty-python.jpg
Hahahahahaaaaaa STOMP! ! LOL :)
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