I cant sleep..

[.: Laura :.]

Someone tell me a story :yes:

[infernalis]

Once upon a time three bears walked into the woods.... the end. ;)

[Freebody]

One dark night in the middle of the day, the tembs cought fir and the river ran away, the blind man saw it, the deaf man heard it, the man with no leg ran the get the engine, the engine pull up with 4 dead horses ran over a dead cat and half killed it. this story was made up by 4 men sitting around a rounded square table picking currents out of a plain cake. 1 more for you, I went to the picture tomorow, I sat in the front seat in the back, i fell from the pit to the gallery and broke a front bone in my back :) Nighty Night :)

[Feebo]

A little poem that is very personal to me and has helped me a little during dark times.... (sorry a cheery one would have been better wouldn`t it? lol )
Ahem...

A monster lies in wait for me,
A sea of wounds and misery,
But fiercer still,
In life and limb,
The ME that lies in wait for HIM.

Yeah sleep tight lol :)

[percey39]

Thats a sweet poem mate. Hmm dunno if i have a story but i will try and think of one for future sleepless nights

[Lankyrob]

One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead men got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other

(about all i can remember off the top of my head!!)

[marvelfreak]

Here's a children song see if anyone can guess the movie it's from.
1, 2 Freddie coming you
3,4 lock the door
5,6 grab your crucifixe
7,8 stay up late
9,10 never sleep agian
11,12 Freddie taking you to hell.

Don't worry he'll be waiting for you in your dreams.

[percey39]

Hahaha great movie that one. Nightmare on elm street

[infernalis]

There once was a man from nantucket... Oh nevermind. ;)

[Feebo]

There once was a man from Tralee,
who was stung on the leg by a wasp,
when asked if it hurt,
he said no not a bit,
he can do it again of he likes! lol :)

[TylerWortman]

At 11pm 2 guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

[presspirate]

Hickory Dickory Dock. GO TO SLEEP!