The ^ > V Game

[presspirate]

I saw this on another forum, thought it might be fun playing it here.

^ You write something about the poster above you

> You write something about yourself

v You write something about the next poster.

Have fun and keep it clean.
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> Is grilling Salmon for lunch

v Wishes he/she could come over and eat some grilled Salmon

[Lankyrob]

^ has a good idea for a thread!!

[Nafun]

^ has poor reading comprehension
> wishes winter would get here already
v is biting back snarky remarks

[presspirate]

^ Is a pastafarian, and gets the picture. Arrrrgh

> Is also a pastafarian

V Is wondering, "What the heck is a pastafarian?"

[Freebody]

^ seems a little crazy with this word i dont know
> rather craving pasta after reading pastafarian
v is definitly going to cook some spaghetti now after reading all this goodness.

[presspirate]

^Must Be Italian

> Is feeding snakes tomorrow.

V Wears footy pajamas

[shaunyboy]

^ knows my bedtime habits :shocked:

>don't want to know his

v will change the subject

[marvelfreak]

^ Has a addiction to carpet python.

> Is trying to talk wife into letting me get a Yellow Anaconda

v Is thinking Yellow Anaconda are you insane?

[presspirate]

^ Guy must be insane wanting a yellow anaconda

> Would like an albino Burm

V Wants to send me an albino burm postage paid. Thanks!:freakedout:

[marvelfreak]

^ Wants a albino burm, but Granite burms are cooler.

>Had a Yellow Anaconda years ago a really wants one again. Yes i am insane.

v Wants one of the big boys to.

[shaunyboy]

^ our president is very insane when it comes to snakies

> about to add 3 more 4x2x2ft tanks to my bedroom

v will be another snakahollic who wants to add to his lot

[Will0W783]

^ Is definitely a Morelia addict and has gorgeous diamonds.
> Desperately wants a diamond, and just bought herself a (non-murderous) Moluccan scrub python yesterday.
v Is still wondering what "pastafarian" means.

[shaunyboy]

^ is one intelligent lady who is slowly but surely coming over to the dark side that be morelia

>would love a scrub python

v will still be pondering " whats a bloody pastafarian "

[presspirate]

^ Will soon be moving his bed out of his bedroom

> Wishes he was Scottish so he could wear a kilt.

V Will explain Pastafarianism to all.

[Nafun]

^ Is right
> As a pastafarian, I believe that the flying spaghetti monster created the universe and blesses us all with his noodley appendages. The entire thing is a send up of "creation science".
v Believes "creation science" is an oxymoron, like "jumbo shrimp" or "military intelligence"

[percey39]

^ has descovered my true identity

> Feels threatened now and contemplating leaving

V Will know the truth

[presspirate]

^ The truth shall set you free my friend!

> Puts snakies to bed, now settling down for the final day of the weekend.

V Whipping out credit card for new snake purchase.

[percey39]

^ ah you caught me

> buying more snakes at moment

V Chain reaction and will also buy more snakes

[Will0W783]

^ Has caved and bought several more snakes instead of just one
> Just got nailed on the pinky finger by her new scrub
v Is becoming a Morelia addict wannabe

[percey39]

^ haha scrubs love you now

> thought i was a moralia/scrub addict

V will buy scrubs now too

[Will0W783]

^ Definitely needs to get some scrubbies of his own! They are beautilful and Moluccans are supposed to calm down well with age and familiarity.
> Now wants to get a boyfriend for Molly
v Is going to bring up another snake species we will all want.

[presspirate]

^ Snake matchmaker!

> Doesn't have the time, money or space..... yet for the snakes he wants.

V Just won the lottery and is sharing with all of his friends on sSnakeSs.com

[Freebody]

^ is wrong about winning the lottery, rather far from it.
> cut my hand on wood at home depot about 1/16" deep, straight across my palm on a peice of mallemine, edge had a peice of the top layer that didnt get cut off and when i dropped it down, it cut from one side of my hand to the other like a razor blade.
v is wondering how this guy still even has hands the way they have been get beat up these days.

[Nafun]

^ should consider investing in a pair of gloves.
> Forgot to close the iguana cage last night, reptile room was a disaster area this morning. Iguana found perched on the curtain rod soaking in the morning sun.
v Has their own horror story about forgetting to close a cage.

[shaunyboy]

^ woke up to a pair of 6 week old bredl's wrapped around the blinds on my bedroom window

> put said pair of now 2 year old bredl's up for sale today.to pay for a girl for my irian/jag

v will tell us the crazy things they've done in order to buy more snakes

[Freebody]

^ knows irian jags are So good looking and a mate is a must.
> got his last snakes by not investing in said pair of gloves, lol
V is going to tell me how best to heat my arborial snakes ie heat cord or a light up top.

[presspirate]

^ Should use heat tape and a light on a thermostat

> Not getting a new snake any time soon

V Eating co co puffs in their underwear while watching Animal Planet.

[BrandyMom2aFew]

^ Almost, underwear and Diego

> Is trying to figure out since my bike was stolen if I can justify spending 200$ on a snake at the EXPO on the 14th.

V Is thinking about the fact they want brownies.

[shaunyboy]

^ not thinking too hard as brownies are awfull yucky things

>put his last jungle up for sale as well in pursuit of a mate for his irian/jag

v is about to make a massive subject change

[presspirate]

^ Is gonna miss his babies.

> Wife is selling her ferrets today

V Has a "My pet I miss the most" story

[Freebody]

^ going to miss the ferrets, they are nasty dirty little things but a constant lauph at the dumb mischevious things they do constantly.
> i miss my pit bull cody " love you buddy R.I.P".
v going to share his ferret terror story.

[spavdude2400]

^ pit bulls are very awesome animals, and hates how everybody critisizes them
> personally, i never owned a a ferret but my sister did and it stunk really bad, however it was very funny to watch.
v is going to tell us all his favorite type of boa constrictor as well as python

[Will0W783]

^ Should be very glad he never owned a ferret. I used to and it tore its toenail out trying to escape the cage...got out and it looked like someone murdered something in my apartment. Landlord made me get rid of it
>I'm a she, but my favorite boa constrictors are sunglow and salmon hypo. Favorite pythons are diamond pythons, scrubs, GTPs and carpets.
v Is going to post some of his/her favorite snake pictures.

[presspirate]

^ Has many beautiful snakes and takes great pictures!

> Not a great photographer and has a crappy camera

V Will post twice as many pictures to make up for my lack of pictures

[shaunyboy]

female bredl
http://i429.photobucket.com/albums/qq17/spilota01/diamond%20tank/femalebredl006.jpg
male bredl
http://i429.photobucket.com/albums/qq17/spilota01/diamond%20tank/malebredl002.jpg
the sexy lady herself
http://i429.photobucket.com/albums/qq17/spilota01/diamond%20tank/gooddiamondpics002.jpg


^passed the buck but i forgives him

>im going to a wedding on saturday so i'll post pic's of a true scotsman in his kilt (for nafun as he always wanted to wear a kilt)

v will tell us what they've always wanted to wear (keep it clean,haha)

[Lankyrob]

^ has beautiful diamonds

> always quite liked high heels and stockings

v will hopefully not choke whilst reading my post

[dragunov.762]

^eddie Izzard must be his hero
>lost one of my 2 year old female rats while away on military duty (not over seas)
v is drinking a mountain dew

[.: Laura :.]

^ Should compare sniper skills with me on CoD ;)
> Just got mauled by neighbours munchkin cat because apparently feathers offend him and his families honour
V Should find me a yearling/hatchling pueblan milk that I can buy :D

[Lankyrob]

^ needs to stop looking - then it will appear!

> is pissed off that someone "desperate" to rehome a Royal never phones back!

v is gonna give some good advice regarding rehoming snakes in general

[.: Laura :.]

^ Did not find me a milk :no:
> Advice for rehoming snakes: Travel south, Brighton have an RSPCA reptile branch and also a website :)
V Will tell us all a magical story involving a purple pinecone and a tree frog with a fondness for soft jazz

[Lankyrob]

^ has more experience than me with purple pinecones and tree frogs

> has found a Royal to rehome but the owner doesnt seem to know how to use a telephone

V will buy Laura a Milk so that she is happy

[marvelfreak]

^ No i am not the shipping would cost more than the snake.

> Wife said she getting him a Yellow Anacoda for his Birthday.

v Is wishing they could get a anaconda.

[Freebody]

> is a very lucky fellow.
> yup deffinitly wishing i was getting a yellow anaconda.
v is looking at pics of yellow anacondas because it been so long since they have seen them.

[percey39]

^ has hurt my feelings as i cant own anaconda's

> Is trying to get hold of some banded western brown snakes, but failing hard

V Will help to find a milk and banded western browns snakes

[presspirate]

^ Is asking the improbable.

> almost purchased a Thamnophis sirtalis at petco today, but thought, (Hey this is petco, what the heck am I doing?) May go back tomorrow.

V will tell me if I should or shouldn't

[marvelfreak]

^ You should if nothing else just to rescue it.

>:) Just got done talking with the guy he getting the yellow anaconda from. Is very happy seen a pic of the parents Dads a hypo. :yes:Getting a male.

v As now got Sire Mix A Lot song "Baby Got Back" stuck in their head. "My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun." lol

[shaunyboy]

^ has finally went 100% insane and theres no coming back :shocked:

> has the mother of all hangovers from last nights wedding :tired1_2:

v will finally tell laura the story of the purple pine cone and his soft jazz loving mate

[sephinflames]

^ Needs water and asprin
> Going to get husband a Thamnophis sirtalis
v Is jealous

[Lankyrob]

^ needs to speak english for us ignorami

> is tired, slightly high on painkillers, in pain, but cant sleep

V will tell me what a Thamnophis Sirtalis is in English

[presspirate]

^ needs to speak english for us ignorami

> is tired, slightly high on painkillers, in pain, but cant sleep

V will tell me what a Thamnophis Sirtalis is in English

^ Was misinformed by yours truly

> Awakened by being presented with two Thamnophis sauritus or, Ribbon Snakes. Cute little buggers

V Also got new snakes today! Congrats!

[sephinflames]

^ Yep, named mine Hudson
> just watched boa disembowel mouse
v is grossed out now too

[percey39]

^ Have fun cleaning that up

> Just found a massive poo in my scrubby tank. Its all over the walls and glass!!!!

V Is glad they dont have to clean up messy poo

[shaunyboy]

^ tis true as carpets don't poo that bad

>will get wedding pic's up later in the new random talk thread (forgot what its called)

v will post some random non snake related pictures of themselves (not you nafun,haha)

[presspirate]

^ Still hungover

> Random non snake related picture of me below.


V is thinking what the????

[shaunyboy]

^ looks like one of those little teddy bears that couples who have just had kids stick to the inside of their car windows to entertain the kids.just noticed your on the wrong side of the glass.maybe this is what he has to do to get visitors to stop outside his house. your right though im thinking what the ?????

>is trying to motovate himself to sort his pic's out

v will no doubt tell me to get a move on

[Lankyrob]

^ GET A MOVE ON!!!

> held my first Burm today - am in love (all over again!!) - also saw close up a load of hots today (love all over again!!!)

V will tell me how to convince the wife to allow a burm (and some hots - joke!) into the house

[sephinflames]

^ Bring it home and then say "If I hadn't bought it, it would have died! I had to save it's life honey!"

> That excuse works for me

v Will offer another tactic so Lankyrob has more options

[shaunyboy]

^ drape it round your neck,walk into the house and say
" what do you mean thats not my scarf " " you sure ? "

> 3 of my snakes shed today

v will tell us what happened at their house today

[HurtinAlbertan]

^ Is lucky to have enough snakes that 3 can shed in a day.

> Is new to the forum but thinks it's pretty rad. And is still shopping for snake #1. Probably going to be a boa.

v Is going to have a great day or meet someone that smells of licorice.

[presspirate]

^ Should get a Boa. Should try to "meet" a few more first.

> really hope I don't meet someone that smells of licorice

V Smells of licorice and is offended

[HurtinAlbertan]

^ gives good advice.

> obviously needs another shower. mmmmmm licorice.....

V has to be wondering what's the deal with licorice already!

[Lankyrob]

^ smells better after that shower

> loves liqourice and cant understand why people dont like the smell

V also loves Liquorice

[sephinflames]

^ Has been misinformed
> Does not like licorice in any way shape or form
v Is a jellybean fanatic

[presspirate]

^ Eats much licorice when I buy Twizlers

> Not a huge fan of jelly beans.

V As a child thought m&m's came from bunnies

[shaunyboy]

^ has got me thinking what the ????? again

> has met some strange but wonderfull friends on here

v will tell us what they find strange ???

[presspirate]

^ Would be fun to hoist a few pints with

> Doesn't know any snake people locally. Makes me go ??????

V Will tell us their favorite brew.

[shaunyboy]

^ that would be vodka ...!!

> would love to have a good drink with you.me thinks it would be a great laugh

v will tell us what else would make for a great night out

[Will0W783]

^ Wants to go have some vodka right now.
> A great night out for me would be a nice Italian food dinner, followed by a walk and some rock-climbing. Would also love to hoist a pint with my friends on here. ;)
V Is still wondering what the obsession with licorice is.

[shaunyboy]

> not really as it smells great and is very nice to munch on

>trying to work out what i'll get up to today

v will tell us the high point of their day

[Lankyrob]

^ has the same taste as me for Liqourice

> has done little today but yesterday booked an appointment for the first 3 hour sitting for my latest tattoo

V will tell us what tattoo they are getting next

[shaunyboy]

^ getting my fingers and hands gone over for a fourth time.hand skin dont take like the rest of your body.also have some tribal up beside my armpit to get coloured in.tis very nippy in all these places.

> well its pouring with rain so i'm away to visit a mate.not much else to do...!!

v can say whatever takes their fancy

[Lankyrob]

^ hopes has fun with mate

> also has tats going into the armpit - makes your eyes water!!

V either doesn't like tattoos or just hasn't got any yet

[presspirate]

^ Should take someone with to hold his hand when he gets his pit tats.

> Has homemade tattoos from 22 that he wants to get covered up. With at least 1 snake

V Prefers piercings to tats.

[marvelfreak]

^ Got it backwards prefers tats over piercings.

> Got the crap scared out of me this morning when i open my freezer. Didn't know it came unplugged until i open it. And the rat i thump in the head and threw in there to freeze wasn't dead or frozen. He was standing on his hine legs looking up at me.

v Is going to tell us a fun story about some kind of animal scaring them.

[totheend]

^Needs to make sure the rats are dead before putting them in the freezer

>Doesn't have a story about being scared by an animal.....mostly scared of people!

V Is going to show off their tattoos

[shaunyboy]

^ best i can do is post a pic of a nice jungle/jag with some of my tattoo's in the shot
http://i429.photobucket.com/albums/qq17/spilota01/diamond%20tank/junjag002.jpg

> have to flit my daughter to her new house today.dreading it as i hate moving house and all the hassles it involves

v will tell us what they hate doing but they have to do it

[percey39]

^ that shot really jives me shaun, always makes me jealous. Great snake!!

> Hates - the sister in law, mowing lawns, gardening ( pulling weeds ), work, early nights , voting and many many more but i wont continue.

V Will let us know something they love doing

[Faequine]

^ seems to hate a lot of things, perhaps needs a chill out session and some tea?
> loves curling up on the couch with a good book, tv show, movie, what not after surgery with a snake curling herself in her hair.
V will tell us something odd that their snakes like doing.

[shaunyboy]

^ one of mine will only poo in her water bowl while hanging off a branch above it ( she has a remarkable aim)

> its my birthday today so im trying to keep a low profile.ive never been one to fuss about my birthdays

v will tell us whats their favorite snake in their collection

[presspirate]

^ Happy Birthday Shaun. Cheers!

> After sundown, Cap'n Squish the BCI will come to the front of the cage and lay the upper half of his body against the glass door.

V Really super duper excited because they got the back to school list and is about to go back to school shopping with their kids today. :pissedoff:

[shaunyboy]

^ you've got me mixed up with my wife

> i'm currently hiding out in my bedroom allegedly talking about important stuff with my international snakey pals.while the rest of my family are out my back garden having a birthday barbeque.

v will tell us what was the last lame excuse they made to get out of something they didnt want to do

[presspirate]

^ Probably is missing out on a good meal. Hopefully at least has some vodka with him.

> No excuses today, going to the reptile show!

V Gonna loan me a few bucks. :rolleyes:

[shaunyboy]

^ if you can wait till tonight i actually could give you a loan as ive sold my pair of bredl's.

> hopes you have a great day at the reptile show.dont worry about me missing a good meal.im sitting with a huge plate of barbeque stuff as i type.

v can decide for themselves what they're going to tell us

[marvelfreak]

^Is a old timer. lol Happy b-day!

> Has only two more days till his Yellow Anaconda gets here.

v Will tell us what the worths snake bite they got was.

[shaunyboy]

^ got all my bad snake bites from jungle carpet pythons.all my jungles were psyco's

>forgot you were getting a conda.now im all excited too

v will tell us what they're excited about

[HurtinAlbertan]

^ lives in a country that I've always wanted to visit.

> Is excited to get his first snake in two weeks time. Can't wait. Going to be a boa.

v will tell us about their first snake.

[hawghollow]

^ congrats on the new snkae
> is excited to get my first snakes(normal corn vivarium im building finished
v will have more than 1000 posts

[dragunov.762]

^ must be predicting the future, one day i will have that many posts
> just got back from a 2 week drill with the national guard, i am in a chemical unit and we wore hot a** chem suits for hours on end
v will give a rundown of there week

[presspirate]

^ Just don't fart in those hot suits.

> Had a great time at the reptile show today! Got the wife a little something which she'll introduce later.

V Is very curious.

[marvelfreak]

^ Your wife lucky, and yes i am curious.

> Likes this time of year seem like everyone is getting new babies snakes. Not only i am i getting anaconda my buddy Shawn getting a female BRB on tuesday, so in about three years he can breed her with my male.


v Is going to tell us what kind of reptile they're getting next.

[hawghollow]

^is right about this time of year
>will probably get another corn(female next) or catch some garters or milks
v is going to talk about thier newest reptile

[sephinflames]

^ Should get corns

> Hubby bought me something at the reptile show. (So far it is called Genesis) :yes:

V Understands that I do not refer to the book of the bible with the name.

[presspirate]

^ Video Game Character

> Had a good time at the reptile show. Got to play with a 6' jungle diamond. Fell in love with that one.

v Has a snakie lost love

[Will0W783]

^ Should tell us what he bought at the reptile show and what's on his wish list for next time.
> Also had a great time at a show on Saturday in Havre de Grace, MD. Told myself I wouldn't buy anything, but came home with a male lavender albino red-tailed boa. I lost my Mystique (female GTP) to pregnancy complications earlier this year, so she is a lost love. She was a wonderful, sweet snake.
V Is going to tell us their favorite video game character.

[shaunyboy]

^ must apologise as i hate video games,just dont have the patience for them

> is about to take 2 of my sons and some of their friends to lazer quest.war game where they all run around a purpose built area and try and kill each other with lazer mouted guns.

v may have a favorite video game character

[hawghollow]

^ should post pics of their new snake
> doesnt have a favorite video game character b/c i play racing games
v is going to tell what kind of video games they play

[Lankyrob]

^ needs to expand their gaming!!

> plays managment sims, rpg's and racing games

V has played Warcraft at some point but doesn't anymore (but sometimes thinks they might go back!)

[presspirate]

^ Closet Warcraft junkie

> Never played Warcraft more into Diablo 2

V Does really well at Pong

[Geckogal]

^ Made me research Pong and almost fell asleep
> Wants to post a joke:
A Jack Daniel’s Fishing Story
I went fishing this morning at Lake Kariba, but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a puff adder with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth.
Life is good in Africa.
v Fell off his chair

[Will0W783]

^ HAHAHAH-tells funny jokes.
> Doesn't really get into the whole video game scene. My fiance is a Farmville, and pretty much every other Facebook game, addict. Thinks whoever developed those sneaky, compulsion-inducing games should be drug out into the streets and shot.
v Will tell us another funny joke.

[hawghollow]

^ is wrong about farmville and facebook games
>will tell another joke
I was Confused
I became confused when I heard the word " Service" used with these agencies:

Internal Revenue ' Service '
U.S. Postal ' Service '
Telephone ' Service '
Cable TV ' Service '
Civil ' Service '
State, City, County & Public ' Service '
Customer ' Service ' This is not what I thought ' Service ' meant. But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to ' Service ' all his cows.
BAM!!! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us. You are now as enlightened as I am…
v will complain about how long the joke is

[presspirate]

^ Joke probably took longer to type than to read. Funny though. And true....

> Has been anally checking the temps of the new baby carpet for the last couple days. Very nervous about making sure the little fella is comfortable.

V Is probably nervous about something too.

[Lankyrob]

^ knows what he is going through!

> will be exactly the same when my babies arrive!!

V has an "anal" habit they will share

[sephinflames]

^Shouldn't encourage the Pirate's anal checking...(I maintain it's his excuse to spy on baby)

> Forks

V Is scratching their head over 'forks'

[hawghollow]

^ forks?
>is trying to figure out "forks"
v will exlain what was meant by forks

[presspirate]

^ Apparently uses chopsticks

> Knows Sephinflames needs to have big forks and small forks seperated or else she goes postal. She also needs the toilet paper unrolling from the top

V Will tell us whats for dinner.

[sephinflames]

^ Whatever you make.

> Don't care which way it unwinds, so long as others remember to change the empty roll out.

V Will stop the married couple from batting domestic quirks back and forth via forums.

[Lankyrob]

^ enjoying the married banter!!

> getting to watch the cricket for a change as wife and daughter at dentist

V likes watching sport on tv

[shaunyboy]

^ sorry mate i can't stand sports

> is about to move the last of daughters stuff into her new house (thanfully)

v will tell us what they cant stand ?

[presspirate]

^ Will soon have more room for Carpets

> Can't stand cell phones

V It's only a flesh wound.

[marvelfreak]

^ Will have at least 5 more snakes by this time next year.

> Not me, but my buddy Shawn got bit by 4 of his 6 snake the other day. Had got a bad burn on his hand and his kingsnake got him right on the burn. Being the good friend i am i LMAO.

v Will tell us a story but a freind getting hurt and laughing at them.

[Lankyrob]

^ good sense of humour

> slightly long story but we "kidnapped" a guy form our local pub one night but dropped him down some concrete steps - he dislocated his shoulder and kept screaming but we just laughed and bundled him into the boot of a car to take him clubbing. He spent the whole evening tied up and being carried around the city from club to club. In the morning he couldnt get out of bed and had bruising from his neck to his navel. That was pretty funny!!! (his wife didnt think so tho - he was due to be an usher at her brothers wedding that day!!)

V will join in with a drunken story

[Geckogal]

^ Makes me wonder if there is any sane people in the uk
> caught my older brother drunk out of his mind surfing the coffee table in his underwear listening to the beachboys, I took a video and the stupid laptop broke week later
V Share a chuck norris joke

[sephinflames]

^ Traumatized by the big brother
> Am incredibly tired of Chuck Norris jokes, Byung Hun Lee is making his way up
V Knows who that is without the help of all knowing Google.

[presspirate]

^ My Wife. And even I don't know who she's talking about.

> Was just out walking the dog and ran in to 4 guys I never met before. They offered me a beer, and I said. "I wouldn't turn one down." However, I had to leave before the party got rolling. It's 2 a. m.

V Bring me a shrubbery.

[shaunyboy]

^could post you a shrubbery and yes im still thinking what the .....

>been a long time since i met random people offering free beer.i need to get out more

v will tell us something random

[Quack]

^ Probably gets out more than i do
>Sister just brought me a fake parrot from a vacation and it repeats anything you say but i don't have the batteries
V will give me something to say to the parrot once i get batteries

[presspirate]

^ Nobody tells a navy man when he's had too much to drink because only a navy man knows when he's had too much to drink.

> Just went fishing. Fish: 10 Presspirate: 0 gave up and came home.

V Will spit on your food if your not nice to him/her

[Will0W783]

^ Next time, should try calling "Heeere fishy, fishy, fishy!" lol.
^ To Quack, tell it to say "I'm Rick James, Be-yatch!"
> I won't spit on your food, but I will steal it and eat it when you're not looking....as long as it's not something totally gross, like olives or sushi.
v Will tell us what food they find totally repulsive.

[Lankyrob]

^has a lolvely new GTP!!

> will eat pretty much anyhting!! Especially meat - have eaten lots of "strange" meat as i like trying new things - one of my favourites is shark steak.

V will tell us what meat they would NEVER eat

[shaunyboy]

^ could never bring myself to eat snake,what a horrible thought ...!!

> is still laughing at " here fishy fishy " :yes::yes::yes:

v will tell us what they found funny today

[presspirate]

^ Looks Great in formal wear

> Will take the kids fishing today even though it drives me quite batty.

V Cleaning snake cages while jamming to the music in their head.

[marvelfreak]

^ Had fun fishing with the kids even though he says it drive him batty.

> Is sitting here looking at the paint dry on my dining room wall think that orange is brighter than i thought. Maybe my wife was right and should have went with the darker orange.

v Will tell us a story but when their other half was right about something, but would never tell them.

[presspirate]

^ There is no such story :)

> Had fun fishing with the kids even though they drive me batty. They are at the age when they think they are better than me at everything, and it is sooooo fun to prove them wrong. Teaches them humility. :yes:

V Walking on sunshine.

[sephinflames]

^ Thinks he's always right

> Tends to humor him and let him think that. :)

V Has exciting Labor Day plans

[shaunyboy]

^ sorry but don't have a clue what labor day is so dont have any plans

> i however am planning on having 2 irian jaya carpet pythons picked up at the hamn show in germany this weekend.should be with me monday night at latest.(will post pic's)

v will tell us if they have a plan

[presspirate]

^ A Man with a breeding plan no doubt. Congrats!

> No plans, just sort of floating through life ATM

V Wasn't planning on posting here, but will anyways.

[sephinflames]

^ Needs to update his signature.

> Has no signature.

V Will think of a creative signature for me.

[marvelfreak]

^ Maybe something like this. Ball Python (Mr. fatty), JCP (DJ Lighting) That about all i can come up with. Oh maybe something like your top five wish list.

> Is so ready for vaction. Starting the second of October.

V Will tell us something theyre real looking forward to.:)

[Lankyrob]

^Hope you have a nice holiday!!

>Really looking forward to part two of the latest tattoo - another 3 hours of work being done on thursday

V will also tell us what they are looking forward to.

[TylerWortman]

^ Is very lanky

> About to play goalie in ice hockey for the first time ever tonight (wish me luck)

V Laughing about picturing someone playing goalie for their first time ever

[percey39]

^ have fun being hit with the puck

> Im looking forward to hearing if my mate has the babies im after, if so they will be free woo hoo

V Is now going to get babies snakes as well

[.: Laura :.]

^ Needs to come stay with me for a while and administer Lola's injections as I'm still feeling as if I'm doing it wrong and am being a horrible mum to her

> Funnily enough went into the local rep store and had a cuddle with a lovely baby irian jaya carpet today that was intent on going down my top. £150 is very tempting indeed.


V Will tell us a magical story

[SnakeLady1990]

^ is going to buy a new snake soon

> Is new here w/ her first jungle carpet

V has no idea who I am, lol

[shaunyboy]

^ wrong your the dude with the jungle

> not been on here for a bit and trying to catch up with all thats been happening

v will tell laura a magical story

[Lankyrob]

^welcome back mate, you've been missed

> no magic story but how about a dream? Dreamt last might that i woke up cos of a noise downstairs, went downstairs with a torch and shone it into my vivs. Every vivmhad a full grown retic in them!! Weird thing is even in thea three foot viv the retic didnt look cramped!!

V will tell us about a weird dream

[presspirate]

^ Dreaming about snakes, I think he has a problem

> Dreams about snakes all of the time. I know I have a problem.

V Has people frequently questioning their sanity because of the collection.

[percey39]

^ Has to watch baywatch or something similar before bed to have better dreams.

> I always get questioned about my sanity for many reasons and a lot of them are right!!

V Will watch baywatch before bed now as well

[SnakeLady1990]

^ Seems to think they are insane

> Has never seen one episode of baywatch as I only watch Animal Planet or am on all my forums

V Thinks I am crazy for only watching one channel

[shaunyboy]

^ is a tad nuts,theres more to life than one channel.at least you picked a decent channel.you could be percy39 after all and only watch bay watch.(hope its not the hoff your dreaming of mate,haha)

> one of my new irians did'nt eat last night.the female of course typical not happy unless their stressing you out

v will tell us whats stressing them out at the minute

[.: Laura :.]

^ shouldn't be a slave to stereotypes ;)

> is pissed off that her lil snakey is still not showing any signs of recovering from the mysterious RI

V Will make up a haiku about clouds and peanut butter

[presspirate]

^ Is asking a lot of me

> Wouldn't know a haiku if it bit him in the a**e

V Counting flowers on the wall

[sephinflames]

^ 'Flowers on the Wall' don't bother him at all

> Off to work were I can be 'Happy, Happy, Happy....'

V 'Wears a red bandana and plays a blues piana...'

[SnakeLady1990]

^ Doesn't know what kind of music I like

> Is at work...staring at my computer dreading 8am...why me?

V Is wearing a pink shirt

[Will0W783]

^ Actually today it's turquoise. Yesterday it was pink.
> Sad because the fiance flipped and is making me get rid of half my snakes. Been a looong, not fun week.
V Will say something creative because I can't think of anything...end of the workweek and I'm wiped out.

[presspirate]

^ Keep the snakes ditch the fiance.

> Creative license has been revoked

V Has a thing for haiku's

[Quack]

^ can't say that I do, poems put me to sleep
> just finished The Outsiders, it's the only novel I've ever liked lol
v will tell us their thoughts about books

[Lankyrob]

^ needs to read more!

> thinks that everyone should read at least three good novels a year. Reading is my favourite hobby and i always read for at least an hour each day

V will tell us what book they are currently reading

[presspirate]

^ Is right on the money!

> Currently reading The Lost Symbol by Dan Brown

V Never even knew the symbol was lost!

[SnakeLady1990]

^ Is reading a book I never heard off

> Is now thinking of reading Eragon and Eldest again then buying the thrid book to read as I have wanted to for about 2 years and haven't had time...BUSY all the time

V Wonders why we keep talking about books.

[marvelfreak]

^ Need to buy the third one already and read it.

> Just got my first bite from my Diamond x Jungle today. Was changing water and he came out of his hide an was watching me. Started to climb towards my hand then bam nails me. Left five little teeth holes in my hand.

v Will tell us about the last time they got bit.

[Lankyrob]

^ hope it doesnt hurt (lol)

> was tagged for the first time today, by my JCP. Don't put your hand in a JCP vivwhenit has just finished eating!! I was also about to fill the water bowl!

V is way too sensible to be bitten

[SnakeLady1990]

^ Is correct, so far I have NEVER been bitten BUT, I did get struck at for the first time yesterday...I seen it coming and dodged it...it was my baby burm, she is in shed and GRUMPY...haha

> Is at work, now thinking that since she bragged she will get bit as soon as she gets home

V Is going to tell us thier first bite story.

[percey39]

^ Never talk about how calm your snake is or how long its been since being bitten as its bad luck lol.

> First bite was from a young burmese python when i was 13 and on holidays in Thailand. Thought its only 4 foot, pretty young and looked calm till it was in my hands lol hit me 3 times on the wrist and arm. Silly me was addicted from then on, I must be a little different haha got my first snake not long after. Just glad it was not the king cobra they had there, that thing was crazy and good old Thailand let an inexperienced kid tail it after they milked it and proved it was hot as hell. First bite from one of my own snakes was a jungle ( but of course ) many years ago.

V Will add a bloodier and worse bite story than mine.

[shaunyboy]

^ can do that for you mate

> a picture of my last JUNGLE bite a sub adult female with attitude
http://i429.photobucket.com/albums/qq17/spilota01/S8004405.jpg

v will change the subject

[Lankyrob]

^ ouchie!!

> not gonna change the subject - got tagged again today by the JCP! I was holding him and wife walked past - he tagged her, drew blood - tagged my arm, drew blood and then struck at my face (and missed thankfully!!). He then wouldn't let go of my arm and go back in his viv so had a fun few minutes of trying to persuade a feisty jag off my arm and into the viv!

V another funny snake story please?

[Reptile_Reptile]

^ sucks for putting me on the spot
>gave my corn a mouse a while back in the begging of shed cycle she struck at me missed and just got the mouse and was content with her missfire
v will show me where to find a breeding female brb then be so caught in the joy of seeing a dream come true buys it for me :)

[SnakeLady1990]

^ am too broke to buy you a brb but would love too, haha.

> Is sulking because no matter where I look I cannot find a good enough female pastel with amazing colors for my spider male so am thinking of just getting a super...still would love a bright colorful pastel for future projects :(

V Is wondering what happened to the bite stories

[Reptile_Reptile]

^ killed the bite stories
> has no more bite stories
V probably will have a bite story

[gogoyubari]

^is right
>almost got bit today :P
V has another bite story

[SnakeLady1990]

^ I am the bite killer

> STill have not been bit, it's 2am and I am tired but can't sleep

V Is wondering why im up still?

[presspirate]

^ Insomniac

> Just got off work, and has an early morning.

V Probably just getting out of bed.

[Lankyrob]

^ hope you got up in time

> went to bed at midnight and was up at two am - not my best nights sleep ever!!

V slept well last night i hope

[marvelfreak]

^ Will be taking a nap today.

> Went to bed at 9:00. Got woke up at midnight last night by a dumba-s drunk friend calling. Which woke up my youngest. So been up every sinces.

v Will tell a funny story about one of their drunkin friends.

[percey39]

^ Too bad I hope you catch it up today

> I used to be that drunk guy that keeps on going lol. I had a big one night last night and bared witness to a old friend doing some hedge trimming at 1am with a chainsaw after drinkig a botle and a half of bourbon. You got to hate trying to convince a drunk friend to calm down lol. Needless to say those hedges look terrible today lol

V Will now trim their hedges

[presspirate]

^ Should approach the drunk chainsaw wielding friend with care.

> Lives in a town home. I don't have to trim anything!

V Has a drunken poor decision story to share.

[Reptile_Reptile]

^ lol
< not going to
V will lolz

[shaunyboy]

^ too young to have decent drunk storys,haha

>one night locked out and drunk in my ultamate wisdom decided to sleep up the field where the farmer keeps his cows.it has a steep small hill in the field where i chose to sleep at the bottom.thinking how quiet and peacefull it was with just the noise of the small stream trickling by.after smoking a cigarette i decided to ping the butt away up over my head.this startled a cow at the top of the hill which stumbled came hurtling towards me and about landed on me.i then decided to break into my own house,where my wife woke to find me hanging in the window covered in cow poo.she was not a happy woman,her new curtains etc now a nice runny green colour.....!!!

v might have a cow pie story ?????

[SnakeLady1990]

^ No cow pie story

> I have never been drunk but buzzed...and I can get a little loopy as I have been told...

V Is wondering why we are all taking about alcohol

[Reptile_Reptile]

^ lol nice "loopy"
< does have some good drinking stories they are just embarrasing
V will change subject

[presspirate]

^ Short attention span:yes:

> About to go feed my corns and do a cage cleaning/swap

V Probably busy doing something snake related.

[Reptile_Reptile]

^ right
< doing the same thing as you lol feeding and cleaning my corn cage
V also doing a snake related thing (while on forum)

[percey39]

^ have fun cleaning

> Im just about to go clean the rats and feed. Then off to find some wild hots and do some good old herping

V Wants to come herping now

[Reptile_Reptile]

^ wants to come too
< has no possible way to make it to Australia
V so generous will pay for my passport and ticket ^_^

[presspirate]

^ Start Swimming

> Long range Plan is to become an Aussie

V Dreams of being a Minnesotan.

[Reptile_Reptile]

^ liar
< super afraid of the ocean barely swims in lakes
V really loves me and will take me to Australia for x-mas lol

[percey39]

^ Would prefer to go to LA instead myself lol

> Went and only seen one pseudechis porphyriacus or red bellied black snake. I didnt manage to get photo's as i was laying tin near my mates hay shed and he flew out between some hay. I managed to tail him and have a look, had just had a feed of mice i think and was around 5 foot and angry as hell.

V Will have a good herping story to share.

[Reptile_Reptile]

^ is right
< saw a western rattler while in Oregon
V wishes he saw a western rattler

[SnakeLady1990]

^ I do not mess with hots, thanks though!

> Have never been feild herping...don't have any 'buddies' willing to take me or go with me and I sure as hell am not going alone

V Will take me feild herping :D

[shaunyboy]

^ as far as i know we only have 2 species of wild snake over here.so herping here would be pretty boring

> in the process of moving my diamond python to the coldest room in my house.i need to get her hot end temperature down to 50f to 55f night time lows.then she begins her yearly 4 month cooling cycle.it still amaizes me these guys can take temps like this with no problems what so ever.

v will tell us what amaizes them ?

[belovedboas]

^ thinks he has too many herps and probably has a wish list too.
> thinks jumbo shrimp are good with garlic butter! !
v probably likes jumbo shrimp tooo!

[Reptile_Reptile]

^loves garlic shrimp
> only likes fried shrimp
V will buy me a jungle jag

[belovedboas]

^ Thought you were buying me one "wishes"
> lovesshrimp period.
v does not want to talk about shrimp!

[presspirate]

^ Has me wanting shrimp now.

> Just relocated a boa to my "office"

V Not finished Christmas Shopping

[marvelfreak]

^ relocated boa to office to make room for new snake he hoping to get for X-Mas i bet.
>Just started Christmas shopping.
v Is going to tell us what kind of reptile they are hoping to get for Christmas.

[Ch^4]

^ Has limited time to shop
> 2010 Female Mojave BP
v Is surprising significant other with a new snake

[Damion930]

^has a great Idea about suprising my significant other.

> was surprised when significant other got him a snake and when he found out Thers a baby on the way

v will tell us something Ther significant other has surprised them with

[TeaNinja]

^ has a baby on the way
> never had a significant other surprise me with much, must be cuz im only 21!
v likes to put mickey mouse ears on their pancakes

[shaunyboy]

^ preffers maple syrup to mouse ears,haha

> still dont know what to get for my wifes xmas.this is our 28th together and im running out of good ideas for a present.also running out of money

v will tell us what they're running short off

[Lankyrob]

^ knows the thought counts more than the money

> is running short of energy/patience as wife is ill and am kinda doing everything around the house and for our daughter/animals which with a dodgy back and a hip that has started to dislocate for no apparent reason is hard work

V will tell me a joke to cheer me up!

[Damion930]

^ is waiting on my since of humor
<just read this joke and will tell it now lol a British man unaware his wife was having an afaire was mad with grief when he came home to find her and her lover in the act. so upset he grabed a gun and put it to his head wich caused his wife to burst out laughing. what are u laughing at he exclaimed ur next
v hopefully has a better joke

[belovedboas]

^ Needs spell check lollol
> is thinkin....A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face and sharpen the old straight edge while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes. The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room."
She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that."
The cowboy said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference." She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."
v is probably luaghing

[Reptile_Reptile]

^ has some good jokes
> hahahahahahahahahahahah
V will tell rob another joke

[Xanafein]

^appears to be eating cheetos in pic
>has no clean humor.....
v Will receive a hatchling from my jungle jag breeding project in a year(im dead serious about this to, they just have to pay shipping)

[presspirate]

^ Done. Pm me when the time comes and I'll give you shipping info!

>Now Needs another enclosure

V Jealous they didn't jump in first.

[Ch^4]

^ Very lucky guy and changed avatar picture (looks good!)
> Wishes he needed another enclosure for one of Xanafein's future babies
v Is also wishing he/she was presspirate

[shaunyboy]

^ could think of a lot worse folk to be than good old greg presspirate.

>still pondering over my wifes xmas prezzy and running out of time fast

v will tell us if they're all set for xmas

[Will0W783]

^ Should be patient, will find out his gift soon enough. Sneaking a peek will spoil it!
> Is pretty much ready for Xmas. I still have to get stuff for my fiance's parents. His parents are both divorced and remarried, so there are TWO sets of parents I have to buy for, not including my own. Gah!
V Will tell us a funny Xmas horror story of theirs

[Lankyrob]

^misunderstood shaun - think he is looking to buy a present for his wife

> went Xmas shopping on Xmas Eve one year - the first time i actually bothered to buy presents rather than giving vouchers or cash. Decided to pop into a pub for a "quick pint" before going home to wrap them and got in at 4am minus the presents. I had to wait till Boxing day when the pubs reopened and try to retrace my steps in the hope that my presents had been handed in somewhere. Thankfully one of the barmaids knew me and realised i had left them so kept them for me!!

V has either a drunken or xmas story to tell!!

[Reptile_Reptile]

^ completely right
> last christmas eve i was walking my family's dogs around 2am (damn dogs lol) and i guess my mother came out of her room and checked the front door cause i guess she heard me go out but didnt know i was out there and closed the screen door (locks when closed and no handle on the outside) and locks the front doors bolt. i tried to get in but everything was locked and no matter how much i pounded on the walls and windows nobody came to the door. so i was stuck outside for about 5 hours trying to get inside with 3 dogs that just want to do their own thing. when i finally got let in it was because my sister woke up realized i hadnt done my normal 5am christmas wake up and saw that the dogs were gone and woke everybody up and eventually someone looked outside and saw me. that was the longest night of my life just stuck outside on early christmas morning in the cold with my boxers shoes but no socks and an oversized hoodie. it was pretty bad. i got an x box 360 tho ^_^
V has a better story then me

[marvelfreak]

^ won't be taking the dogs out this year in hopes of a better Christmas morning.

> Was arrested on Christmas Eve for starting a bar fight. I came home from work and as i pulled in my drive here came the police. after 6 phone call to my boss the cops talk to him and he told them at was at work at the time.(On video) Turn out my ex-wife's boyfriend use my name to run up a tab at the bar and started a fight then split. So the bartender had my name on the tab. So send the cop after me.
So him and my ex watch my kids open all the gifts i got them while i was sit in jail trying to get the whole thing straighten out. All said and done he did 4 month in jail and got sued be the guy he beat the crap out of. Had to pay out over $5000.00 in fines and medical expenses.
It suck, because it the only Christmas i didn't get to see my kids open their gifts.

V As a messed up Christmas story to share.

[Lankyrob]

^ what an a$$hole!!! (not you the other bloke) :yes: :)

> was out on the town when i was about 13/14 on xmas eve. Very pissed and slightly stoned. In the centre of Bath, wheree i grew up, there is a Roman Bathing house still standing and operational. At about 2am we walked by the pool and one of my mates decided that a statue was talking to him. We climbed over the wall to have a chat with the statue, started messing about and before long we were skinny dipping in the bathing pool. Got arrested but the police wouldnt believe i was under 16 as i was 6ft8in tall. My mates all had their parents called and taken home with a telling off. I was held over night and not released until the middle of Xmas morning when it was finally confirmed that i was under age. At the time my parents didnt have a phone and being Xmas eve the police were too busy to send a car round!!

V. Will also have been arrested for something drunken/silly!!

[presspirate]

^ Was a young Hooligan (And a big one at that!)

> Was 16 went to the local amusement park with 3 friends, a case of stolen beer and a liter of Jack Daniels. Drank the beer on the way to the park, and before we went in slammed about 6 0zs of Jack and Mountain Dew. (Yuck) I made the first ride ok, But managed to puke on each of the next 3. Including one called "The Looping Starship" On which I'm sure I managed to splatter more than a few patrons as we were starting an uphill climb at the time. When we exited the ride we were met by security, and escorted to the security office where our parents where phoned. I think I slept all the way home.

V Booze and amusement park rides do not mix

[Reptile_Reptile]

^ right
> hungover
V will be more amusing

[Jay]

^ Needs to change his pic
> i want Cheetos every time i see it lol
v has a python

[Ch^4]

^ Needs to get some Cheetos
> Can't wait for his 3 new additions (post-Xmas) and now wants Cheetos--change your avatar pic!
v Will tell us their next addition (i.e., species/estimated arrival)

[Jay]

^ Has a cool Avatar
> I am going to my budys to take his False water Cobra pair of his hands!!
v will tell us when they received there first reptile

[Lankyrob]

^ also has a cool avatar

> got first reptile in March 2010

V also got their first reptile this year.

[shaunyboy]

^ no but i just bought the last reptiles for this year.a pair of 2010 papau new guinea carpets

> rob was correct kim,its a prezzy for my wife i'm pondering over(and its xmas eve tommorrow :shocked:
v will tell us their reptile plans for the new year

[Reptile_Reptile]

^ just got 2 great looking snakes im sure
> no plans
V has reptile plans for the new year

[presspirate]

^ Should have a plan!

> Waiting for the Spring Reptile Show.

V Never met a reptile they didn't like.

[Reptile_Reptile]

^ completley right
> now that your mention it i want to go to the january 22nd reptile show in oregon
V has a cool story from an expo

[shaunyboy]

^ no cool storys,except they are good places to see all sorts of cool reptiles.that said i would still only buy from a reputable known breeder at the event as that way you will get the correct lineage of your new snakes

> already setting plans in motion for next year.need to save a lot of cash up if i'm going to pull it off though

v everyone has a plan.will tell us theirs ?

[Aaron_S]

^ I will buy up all the forums in the world
???
PROFIT!
> Looking forward to 2011

V Has a unique new years resolution

[shaunyboy]

^ i don't do resoulutions as i never keep them:no:

> just hopes its a happy healthy new year for all

v will tell us their new year resoulutions

[Reptile_Reptile]

^ should at least give a resolution a shot this year for old times sake
< get a job move out of mothers (again)
v has a better resolution

[serpentshideawa]

^ is thinking cheetos rock
> hopes to get a leo or two
v is curious as to why leos?

[Lankyrob]

^ obviously loves geckos

< was looking at leos this morning but cant decide whether i like them or not!

V is buying a lizard in 2011

[shaunyboy]

^ sorry won't be buying anything with them horrible sets of legs (if i did it would be a chomper type lizard though)

> is waiting on ollie the typical european taking forever to send me pictures of all his available male diamonds (buying one instead of any lizards,haha)

v will tell us they're next planned buy ?

[Ch^4]

^ Can't wait to see that diamond...can I "borrow" it?!

> Has already purchased 3 snakes in the last 8 weeks...waiting for the weather to warm up for shipping. Two have been revealed on the forum, and one is a surprise (this snake has been on my wishlist for over a decade!)

v Will have a better answer than me regarding their next purchase.

[presspirate]

^ Is a horrible tease (Give us a hint)

> Next reptile show is in March. Thinking of taking the plunge and getting a young burm.

V Is excited for their next reptile show.

[bo2as]

^ read my mind! :O
> dont know when the next montreal show is :(
V Wants to tell me where it is :)

[percey39]

^ dont know when or where it is lol

> Picking up another male scrubby up in 3 weeks, also waiting on some more tiger snakes and might buy a pair of coastal and inland taipans in the next couple of months as i have always wanted them.

V Will know where the Montreal reptile show is and when

[presspirate]

^ Where's Montreal? Lol

> Saw a pair of scrubs on the local CL and thought.........If I sell a kidney.....

V Willing to sell a body part for a reptile.

[serpentshideawa]

^ is crazier than i am
>is very bored tonite
vis gonna tell a joke

[presspirate]

^ Confuses being a herp lover with insanity :freakedout:

> Got the scrubs, kept my kidney!

V Ready for Spring!

[Lankyrob]

^ gonna have lots of pics to add the the Bite club

> all thinking of spring does is remind me how bad the garden looks and how much work i have to try to do this year to get it servicable

V is gonna come landscape my garden in return for free bed and board

[Sapphyr]

^ may just have a knuckle sammich delivered personally LOL (Naw, just jokin'! :D)

> thinks Rob is crazy if I'm going to do landscaping for him.. Also want to see uber epic bites in the bite club and waiting for my own initiation into said club

V is probably laughing at the above two comments.

[CanadianEryx]

^ Hates any kind of landscaping unless there are snakes involved
> My husband takes care of all the plants (or they would die) so I have time to spend with my snake
V Wonders hows to do the landscaping for an apartment in a third floor walk-up

[blindfireak40]

^Should invest in a "Bhuddist rock garden"
>Would mow the lawn, but doesn't want to crush the small jungle ecosystem developing
V Will finally get us away from all this talk about yardwork

[presspirate]

^ Believes as I do that lawn mowing is a waste of money and terrible for the environment.

> Laying in a hospital bed at the moment thinking I'd rather be mowing the lawn

v Probably doing something more enjoyable

[Lankyrob]

^ agrees that yard work is awful

> is hoping Greg is ok and not going to be in hospital for too long

V lives in an apartment and has no idea how boring mowing the lawn is.

[Sapphyr]

^ is going to go make me a sammich.

> wonders why Press(Greg?) is in the hospital D:

V probably wants all this yard work talk to wither away and die

[serpentshideawa]

^has a very good singing voice
>needs a better job
vknows where to get a better job hopefully

[Pueblo]

>is totally wrong about the meaning of pastafarian. qote from russel peters a cross between a rasta and an italian, example cross a icelander with a cuban and get icecubes he he.
^am feeding all nine of my snakes tomorow.
<is awsome for reading all of our funny silly posts and surly will continue to make us laugh.

[emilie]

^ makes me confused about their use of <>v^

> loves all comedy....... Russel Peters = GOD

v hopes the love comedy as well

[Sapphyr]

^ is interesting

> Likes comedy but has a dark sense of humor

V thinks I'm weird? LOL

[presspirate]

^Has yet to be immersed in my sense of humor

>A littler weird but doesn't care

V Walking in Memphis. (Don't forget to visit Graceland. Send me a postcard)

[Lankyrob]

^ defo weird but also anice guy :)

> walking with my feet ten feet in the air

V knows the next line

[Sapphyr]

^ defo weird but also anice guy :)

> walking with my feet ten feet in the air

V knows the next line

^ Is also strange...

> Is a GIRL.. and has no clue what you're talking about D:

v may know?

[Lankyrob]

^ youth of today have no music sense ;) :no: :)

> cant remember thr next line still :(

V WILL know what i am talking about

[molson101]

^ Thinks he is addicted to music.
> Wants a snake
?Is wondering why I didnt put an arrow pointing down.

By the way I put that there because I dont know how to make the arrow pointing down.

[Lankyrob]

^ just use a capital V

> likes music but my memory for lyrics is crap

V will provide the next line for when i wake up, pills are working, time for bed!

[Sapphyr]

^ Is also strange...

> Is a GIRL.. and has no clue what you're talking about D:

v may know?

Whoopsie! When I checked I didn't see Greg's post. xD

So I'll redo towards Greg.

^ is a cool dude.

> doesn't think you're weird :D .. and is no where near Memphis LOL I'm probably missing something...

v is weird since I know their post LOL

[presspirate]

^ Doesn't know me very well, but may if she sticks around for awhile. :O_o:

> Will suggest that Rob google the next line of the song. It's time for a new song!:yes:

V Burning Burning Burning with nothing to cool them. :elvis:

[Jendee]

^ dump a bucket of ice in your pants
> likes this thread
v is gonna think up something more clever then this

[Sapphyr]

^ dump a bucket of ice in your pants
> likes this thread
v is gonna think up something more clever then this


^ made a fine post

> considers Press to be normal... and I'm personally not a clever poster LOL

v is way more clever.

[presspirate]

^ Buys Crickets at the pet store and munches them while watching movies. (Taste like popcorn!)

> Eyeballing my roaches just wondering.......:hmm:

V Prefers fast food. Like dragon flies!

[Sapphyr]

^ Buys Crickets at the pet store and munches them while watching movies. (Taste like popcorn!)

> Eyeballing my roaches just wondering.......:hmm:

V Prefers fast food. Like dragon flies!

^ is really funny :D

> doesn't eat the crickets from the pet store, eats cooked crickets sold at candy stores and stuff, and also dislikes fast food :c... Too greasy and fatty </3

v should eat some roaches for us.

[Jendee]

^ Fast food is awesome, but comes with going to the gym
>is game for anything, crickets included
v should grab the video camera