The ^ > V Game

[Lankyrob]

^ needs to try dubia roaches and report back

> will eat most meat but not sure about things with shells and has no video camera :(

V will video themselves eating roaches

[presspirate]

^ Definitely a Carnivore

> Would have to have a monetary inducement to eat a roach.

V Will offer 50 bucks if I video myself eating a roach :wacky:

[Jendee]

^ in all reality should leave bug eating to Andrew zimmerman
>dreaming for a tall dark an handsome man holding an aztec :)
v my dream come true...pleeease...

[Lankyrob]

^ i am tall, but almost bald and not handsome!! (and married ;) )

> is contemplating eating roaches, apparently in the next decade insects will form a larger part of the human diet. There is forty tons of insects for every human on the planet!!!

V is contemplaring becoming an insectivore

[Lankyrob]

^ i am tall, but almost bald and not handsome!! (and married ;) )

> is contemplating eating roaches, apparently in the next decade insects will form a larger part of the human diet. There is forty tons of insects for every human on the planet!!!

V is contemplaring becoming an insectivore

[blindfireak40]

^Has got another think coming

>Will eat a roach after the final extinction of everything that remotely resembles a fish, bird, or meat mammal.

V Will get us off all this roach talk!

[serpentshideawa]

^haha meat mammals
>enjoying warm weather and thinkin about taking snakes outside this weekend for photos
Vis gonna loan me an expensive camera for pic taking

[Jendee]

^ *passes expensive imaginary camera for imaginary awesome picture taking*
>Uses a web cam for most reptile picture taking and needs a nice camera as well
v is about to eat a meat mammals burger...yummm

[presspirate]

^ Bringing new life to the forum

> Particularly likes cow mammal burgers. Has been known to eat a pig mammal burger in his time, and stays far away from (veggie not a mammal) burgers.

V Hopefully not a vegetarian.

[Lankyrob]

^ needs to branch out into buffalo and ostrich burgers - YUMMY!!!

> most definately NOT a vegetarian!!

V will try to convince me that vegetarianism is better than eating meat and will FAIL! :) :yes: :)

[dshin963]

^ is right meat is AWESOME!
> Tried being a vegetarian ( lasted a month)
V Will tell me what kind of snakes he/she has

[Jendee]

^ boas of course! and blood pythons (given to me)
> just woke up and has to pee really really bad
V is gonna keep you entertained while i handle business ;)

[serpentshideawa]

^is going to give me a male bci
>needs a male bci for when my girls get breeding age and size
Vwill help convince jendee to give me one :P

[blindfireak40]

^ Has got the BCI bug baaaaaaaaaad
> Is actually considering a BCI at some point, so if you're supplyin', Jenn...
V Already has about a bajillion BCI's

[Jendee]

^ is absolutely right
> wants to make sure everyone has at least one bci :D, will be supplying by 2012 this winter will be my first breeding season!!
v will be my first customer!!

[CanadianEryx]

^ Is really going to supply me with a BCI (hopefully shipping to Canada is an option!)
> Is thinking of getting some garters if she can't save the bearded dragon she has her eyes on
V Is looking for a wild color-changing chameleon!

[Sapphyr]

^ is awesome for mentioning chameleons

> Is actually looking for an expensive color changing GECKO, and, on an semi-related note, is considering going vegetarian, but only for weight loss purposes. I actually eat almost anything. Hamburgers, Veggie burgers... don't matter <3

(Eurydactylodes Agricolae)

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V is probably hungry... and thinks the gecko is pure win.

[presspirate]

^ Awesome Gecko. Hopefully he'll give you a great deal on car insurance.

> Just got home from work, making friends with a cold beer before I trot off to bed.

V Is also awake at 3 AM

[Jendee]

^ must work overnights
> yes was up at 3 am as I also work overnights, I get paid to have slumber parties lol
v isnt of the vampire night crawlers and has a normal schedule

[blindfireak40]

^ Doesn't drive a fancy enough car or wear nice enough clothes or sparkle enough in direct sunlight to be a REAL vampire:rolleyes::yes:
> Has normal hours, but weird days. 2 off, 1 on, 3 off? Ok, if you say so... :)
V Is getting depressed because they have to work soon and would rather not be reminded of that fact

[Sapphyr]

^ Doesn't drive a fancy enough car or wear nice enough clothes or sparkle enough in direct sunlight to be a REAL vampire:rolleyes::yes:
> Has normal hours, but weird days. 2 off, 1 on, 3 off? Ok, if you say so... :)
V Is getting depressed because they have to work soon and would rather not be reminded of that fact

^ Should be a night owl :D

> Doesn't have a job but really wants one </3

V probably has a job... a job I probably wouldn't want.

[presspirate]

^ Have you considered selling your art?

> I have a job I don't even want.

V Has the best job in the world! (Lucky you)

[Sapphyr]

^ Have you considered selling your art?

> I have a job I don't even want.

V Has the best job in the world! (Lucky you)

^ Is still lucky ;<

> Doesn't have one! And yes, I have... but there aren't alot of buyers </3

v Should buy stuff.. from me <3

[Lankyrob]

^ would buy your art if i had any money

> more depressed about not being able to work than earning a living

V will change the mood of the thread to a happy subject! :) :) :)

[presspirate]

^ Good Guy and I am sure something very good will happen for you soon!

> Checking my snake calender to see who gets fed tonight.

V Lives a healthy lifestyle.

[Reptile_Reptile]

^ kinda yea, tho its just the way i live and not really what i try to do. lots of walking eating a lot of veggies and fruit. that sort of thing. (although i love hamburgers)
> feeding my 2 snakes tonight
v feeding your snake tonight too.

[Sapphyr]

^ kinda yea, tho its just the way i live and not really what i try to do. lots of walking eating a lot of veggies and fruit. that sort of thing. (although i love hamburgers)
> feeding my 2 snakes tonight
v feeding your snake tonight too.

^ Is absolutely right!

> Just fed him about an hour ago.~... Speaking of fruit, I think I want a mango.

V should like mangos if they don't already.

[Lankyrob]

^ fruit loop :rolleyes: :crazy:

> has never eaten mango, not really into fruit

V has never eaten a kiwi

[presspirate]

^ Carnivores don't eat fruit. :yes:

> Likes kiwi but the hairy buggers are too much trouble

V Will invent a kiwi peeling device

[Lankyrob]

^ have you tried a knife??? :yes: ;)

> isnt quite 100% carnivorous!!!

V is 100% something and will share with the group.........

[Sapphyr]

^ have you tried a knife??? :yes: ;)

> isnt quite 100% carnivorous!!!

V is 100% something and will share with the group.........

^ 95% then?

> Is 100%.. Nommer?.. I'm probably 75% meat nommer, 12% fruit nommer, 13% veggie nommer. Kiwis are great but they're so high in acid, in my opinion, they burn my tonggggue x< .. Oddly enough, really sweet stuff also burns my tongue.

V isn't as weird as me.

[Lankyrob]

^ noone is as weird as you!! ;) :) ;)

> is considered pretty weird by most people, not many people can handle my direct honesty, i have a policy where if asked a queston i answer honestly whatever the consequences. Does my bum look big in this - yes darling it does!!

V likes straight talking

[blindfireak40]

^ Is a brave, brave, man.

> would also prefer if everyone would simply say what they think, or nothing at all

V Will say exactly what they think, or nothing at all!

[Reptile_Reptile]

^ i think your all a bunch of quacks ^_^
< if it isnt straight i dont talk it.
v still sayin whats on your mind

[presspirate]

^ Tell it like it is brother

> Mom always said, if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all. (I don't talk much)

V Talks way more than I do. shhhhhh

[Jendee]

^ your mom is absolutely right!!
> Just got back from the zoo will post a guess that reptile thread :D
v is gonna win the guess that reptile thread ;)

[Lankyrob]

^ cant wait to see the thread!!

> daughter held both our lizards and a cornsnake today all on her own!! (with supervision of course!!) very proud daddy!!!

V is proud because..........

[Jendee]

^ that is awesome that your daughter gets involved future reptile advocate!!!
> is proud because my 5 yr old named 7 of the reptiles we saw correctly :D
v is excited about...

[serpentshideawa]

^will tell us what zoo she went to
>excited that warm weather has somewhat returned
V wishes they had warm weather too (come on in the waters fine lol)

[Jendee]

^ is going to be the start of my new reptile show "pack"
> was at the Dallas zoo, and is wishing other people were up all night bored like me
V needs to take some hydroxy cut so we can stay up all night together on the forum :D

[presspirate]

^ Needs to wait an hour or two

> Up most nights, but no usually until 3 or 4

V Up all night, sleep all day

[Sapphyr]

^ is an owl?

> used to be 'nocturnal' but kept flipping schedules. Currently on a semi-decent schedule. 4AM - 12PM+ sleeping. I've stayed up 32 hours before, longest I've been up. Longest I've slept is 17 hours. At times, I'll flop back to my old 6 or 8AM - 2 or 4PM schedule.

V probably hasn't slept as long as I did that one time.

[dshin963]

^guessed wrong :P
> Was awake for 72 hours once and slept for 24 hours once :P
V is hoping cant beat that :S

[Lankyrob]

^ sleeping is time wasted :)

> rarely sleeps more than 4 or 5 hours - bed at 1am awake by 5am most days

V lives on very little sleep also

[Jendee]

^ think I can
> worked over nights with new born twins and an 18 month old single mom no help no babysitting. I learned to live off of 4 hrs sleep, some days none
v is gonna tell me there first reptile "story"

[Jendee]

^ is really bored
> my first reptile was an mountain kingsnake I caught and brought home in my back pack (mom let me keep) the following wk I brought home a horney toad. This was in elementary, a trend soon followed..
v is still alive and kicking....??

[presspirate]

^ Horny toad! LOL I love that name, and they're not even toads.

> Alive and kicking, though a little hung over

V Dancing with themselves

[Ch^4]

^ Had too much to drink...

> Does not dance unless a new snake is on the way. The reptile expo next Saturday is enough to make me dance :D

v Will tell us about their next anticipated reptile expo.

[Jendee]

^ better take lots of pictures at this said show, and will tell me any plans on whats the plan for a pick up or not??
> wants to make it to daytona this year for the giant reptile party including alcohol lol
v tell me a wild crazy show story??

[Sapphyr]

^ better take lots of pictures at this said show, and will tell me any plans on whats the plan for a pick up or not??
> wants to make it to daytona this year for the giant reptile party including alcohol lol
v tell me a wild crazy show story??

^ is uber lucky if they make it to Daytona.

> Isn't a 'wild' sort of person :c ... but last show I was at I held an adult carpet python :D ... It was really hyper and kept trying to slither onto people behind me, but I handled it well~

v thinks carpet pythons are awesome.

[Lankyrob]

^ you are right ido think carpets are awesome

> never been to a reptile show, not many in the uk especially not in the south west. Did meet Nigel Martin at a BBQ run by our reptile shop tho

V has met a famous herper

[percey39]

^ will only own carpets one day lol

> Met a few famous Aussie old school herpers, missed brian from snakebytes when he came over.

V will tell us their greatest herping experience

[Jendee]

^ sucks you missed Brain he is an awesome guy!
> has met Nigel Marvin as well and boy does he have a dirty mind/mouth lol it could have been the alcohol as well..they do sell beer at shows ;) I was as well a little drunk at that show..they put 2 beers per cup..it sneaks up!!
v drinks beer, the hard stuff or doesn't drink??

[Sapphyr]

^ is awesome for meeting a famed herper

> Wishes she had a chance to see Brian from SnakeBytes, and to answer the question, no, I don't drink.

v probably has a better chance of meeting Brian.

[Jendee]

^ drinking is very very bad!!!
> is gonna start this thing back up..and is eating and peanut butter and jelly sandwich at the moment!! oh and yes sapphyr I see brain at least 2 times a year although have maybe talked to him once lol
v is reading what book, while on the john???
v

[Lankyrob]

^ hopefully sees BRIAN rather than BRain twice a year :yes:

> reads F1 Racing magazine on the john

V doesnt read in the john

[presspirate]

^ Wrong!

> I read my guilty pleasures. Childhood Fantasy Novels by Pierce Anthony while on the john, (Or Loo if you Prefer)

V Reads something racier while on the John.

[Sapphyr]

^ is really funny xD and correct!

> Doesn't read on the john, but, instead, plays iPad games, watches TV, and browses the web while on the john.

v should do the same :D

Edit: rofl, me and press posted to Rob at the same time xD I'll just change my top one to say Press is awesome c:

[Jendee]

^ lmao watches tv on the john!! probably posting while on the john as well hummmm maybe even right now....
> Have texted on the john..until I dropped my phone in the toilet..retrieved it set on the back washed my hands flushed the john to discover the battery was missing and i must have flushed that down the toilet...ggrrrr
v has an embarrassing story of clogging up a friends toilet...

[presspirate]

^ #1 0r #2 :crazy2:

> Ex Wife, when she was my GF I Plugged up her parent's John, and it overflowed.....:no:

V Never....ever....overflowed someone else' toilet.

[Lankyrob]

^ needs more fibre in his diet

> carried my phone in my top shirt pocket until one day i bent to flush the loo and the phone fell from my pocket!

V has lost something down the loo also

[Sapphyr]

^ learned a very valuable lesson!

> Has dropped and lost a ring in the loo before... I was very sad :c And no, I don't post or have any social contact when on the loo, I like my privacy xD

v probably doesn't care about loo privacy, except for maybe in public... LOL

[Jendee]

^ very surprised you dont socialize on the john since you bring your ipad in lol
> pees in public often when Ive had too much to drink :/ in the morning I then tell my friends to please stop allowing me to do that!!
v is gonna change the subject to something even better then flushing what down the toilet :D

[blindfireak40]

^ doesn't do much flushing from the sounds of it

> Is busily looking at pictures of snakes and daydreaming, to avoid having to do a physics lab report

V Is also daydreaming their way to worse job/school performance

[Jendee]

^ should get to work then daydream.
> I didn't finish college, and is sitting here waiting on a 162 ib delivery of frozen rats :D My neighbors think I'm a creeper because they have no idea I have reptiles..just a big box of rats lol
v what kind of reptile daydreaming do you do??

[Lankyrob]

^ crazy rat lady!!!!

> daydream constantly about a lottery win and the setups/lizards we could have, and more snakes of course!!

V is gonna buy me the winning ticket

[Reptile_Reptile]

^ i would but im pretty sure you cant win an american lottery if your not a citizen
< doing a life morality check today, just kinda reminicing keeping a low profile today
v also takes time to reflect

[Jendee]

^ ugg some guy won 279 million..wtf why cant that be me!!!
> just got in a fight with my "step-son" who is 5 yrs younger then me..long drunken story, and now needs some venting/cheering up!!
V first volunteer!!!

[presspirate]

^ Needs Boxing gloves. And a venting buddy.

> Having a couple shots to commiserate with Jendee, then going to bed.

V Will stay up late and talk it out.

[emilie]

^ may have a hangover
< loves to stay up late and talk but has the flu
v is gonna birng me some chicken noodle soup

[Brandonwickholm]

^ apparently wants chicken noodle soup
>wierdly now wants chicken noodle soup and too cuddle his reptiles
V wants to eat chicken noodle soup with all of us

[Lankyrob]

^ make sure you dont fall asleep with your reptiels out of the cage

> just ate chinese so no soup for me ta!!

Vhad take out food tonight

[percey39]

^ Chinese food is awesome.

> I had Thai take away last night mmm mmm satay was good, also washed it down with a free bottle of JD as it was a mates engagement party. Only awkward moment was the ex showing up lol so hungover today and trying to remember what may have been said lol.

V Will share an awkward moment they have had.

[Lankyrob]

^ JD is GOOOOD

> was seeing a girl but not really seriously, her parents owned the pub that i used to spend six nights a week in, so being "friendly" with the daughter had benefits in free drinks and lock ins. When i met my wife she lived 100 miles away so i kinda cooled the relationship with the girl at the pub to the extent of still getting free beer but not fooling around with her. My social life more and more was 100 miles from home and it kinda slipped my mind about this girl until my new girlfriend, now wife, came to stay and we popped into the pub for a drink! The two girls spent all night staring daggers at each other in the lounge bar, meanwhile i would pop into the main bar and still get free drinks from the mother............

V will also share....

[blindfireak40]

^has a dangerously selective memory

>Was at a wedding of my cousin's at the ripe age of 16, when it came to my attention that there was a keg AND an open wine bar there. Was hanging out with all of my cousin's air force buddies, and sneaking drinks on the sly. As I'm sure you can imagine, I got less and less careful as the night progressed, but somehow escaped notice. Until, that is, my uncle happened upon me on a balcony with a bottle of red vertical over my head. With all of my cousin's buddies cheering me on. WHOOOOOOOOOOOPS.

V Will share an awkward moment NOT involving alcohol

[marvelfreak]

^Should be careful alcohol makes people get careless.

> Use to work at a donut shop and this girl would stop in every night after work with her friends for coffee. Well she kept asking me out and telling me how sexy she thought i was. I kept telling her that i was dating someone. Well after shooting her down for three weeks straight she stop coming in. Two month later i ran into at a family reunion turns out she was a second cousin i had never met.:eek: Now that was a awkward moment.

v Will tell us about a really awkward moment.

[Jendee]

^ hahaha, thats pretty akward lol at least you turned her down. Imagen how bad it would have been if you all went out!
> Once back in my young friskie days, me and a boyfriend decided to make a side trip in the bushes. I lived in southern California at the time near the border. So we are doing what 19 yr olds do and a mexican popped out of the bushes, waved and said "ohla" I was freakin horrified!! and haven't made a "side trip" since lol
v your turn!

[Lankyrob]

^ wonder who was more shocked - you or him?? :)

> is SOOOOOOO freakiong happy as i just handled my GTP for the first time and he is SUCH a pussycat! Very inquisitive but just yummy!

V is excited about something also

[emilie]

^ is very lucky!!!
> is very excited because she just got a new python
v wants to get another snake now

[presspirate]

^ has a new bud to chill on the couch with.

> Always wanting another snake. But my hands are full

V Will give me a helping hand.

[Jendee]

^ I'm thinking I cn give you shot at getting more snakes
> next yr will hopefully have 6 litters of baby boas plus 1 litter of blood pythons and wants to hold free boa or python contest's in this forum for everybody :) wondering what shipping to canada would take for any canadain winners
V wants a new snake too

[Lankyrob]

^ what about shipping to the UK?? ;)

> want more snakes and lizards but missed out on the £117million lottery win last night

V will buy me a new house that i can fill with snakes!

[Scubadvr]

^ Has to keep on trying the lottery before he can get a new house
> will buy my 1st jungle jag in about 1 month or so
v has some good advise about jungle jags

[blindfireak40]

^ Is doomed :no:

> Can't wait to be equally doomed to an eternity of JCP's :3

V Is already doomed :D

[TeaNinja]

^ is from cali B)
> just ate some toaster streudles
V has some other delicious food

[Snakesitter]

^ Has talked enough about my rodent order
> Breeds Brazilian Rainbow Boas
\/ Wants to help me with quarterly cage cleaning this weekend (cough, cough)

[blindfireak40]

^ Must have some spare BRB's to hand out to cage cleaners ;)

> Would love to clean cages for a free BRBaby

V Would clean cages for a Klondike bar

[emilie]

^desperatly wants a new snake
>probably would clean cages for a klondike bar because they'd learn something new
v *offers me a klondike bar to clean cages

[Snakesitter]

^ Is hired -- I'll even get you two!
> Really hopes they still *make* Klondike bars
V Knows a good Klondike substitute if not

[blindfireak40]

^ Is in luck

> Works in a supermarket and is taunted daily by Klondike bars

V Also is tormented by the products they sell, but cannot partake of

[emilie]

^must be in considerable pain
> is allergic to milk which includes icecream but eats it anyways
v is also allergic to awesome foods

[belovedboas]

^Is lucky that ice cream is still on the menu
> loves icecream.......of any kind
v Will say something to take my mind off of ice cream

[Snakesitter]

^ Is in luck too
> Will change the topic to girl scout thin mints instead..which, by the way, go great with (cough cough)
v Has another idea to torment our diets with

[blindfireak40]

^ Darn skippy I do

> Really wants to go to a local restaurant to get a "Juicy Lucy"--think a slice of cheese INSIDE a half-pound hamburger patty, and then grilled. Delicious? Yes. Roughly 1300 calories? Also yes! Do I care? Nerp

V Also doesn't care about what's in it, if it's delicious

[TeaNinja]

^ knows what's up
> would slather that burger in bacon and BBQ sauce and go to TOWN B)
V is craving some other food now

[emilie]

^ will have a heart attack in the future

> is craving ......sleep actually....nope cake icing.....yes definatly :D

v has a secret food obsession

[nikkik85]

^ ate icing in her sleep and work up sticky
> I am obsessed with pizza
V Will eat pizza while sleeping

[Nektu]

^ has a pizza obsession

> will never eat anything while sleeping

v is bored out of their mind

[sephinflames]

^ Right-o
> Snores like crazy while sleeping....no time to eat!
v Farts like crazy while sleeping.

[presspirate]

^ Sure, tell the hole world!:no:

> Forgot to put the w in whole

V Spells better than Eye :nerd:

[Nektu]

^ not really

> can't wait to get out of work

v loves their job

[sephinflames]

^ Only on my days off

> Shouldn't complain, has stable employment

V Wants to quit their job and join the Circus

[presspirate]

^ I would, but I have a feeling I would be hunted down.

> Doing water change duties, but got side tracked.

V Is focused. FOCUSED!

[Nektu]

^ is easily distracted

> what was I saying

v hates migraines

[TeaNinja]

^ is 100% correct
> is as hungry as a hostage
V just ate something that i totally want

[Nektu]

^ may be right

> had BBQ ribs

v is now craving BBQ anything

[TeaNinja]

^ IS EVIL!
> AM CRAVING BBQ
V has something very interesting to say

[Nektu]

^ told you

> hehehehehehehehehe, not really

v about to go to bed

[shaunyboy]

^ nope i'm off out

> away to pick up some snake food

v will have something more interesting to say

[Lankyrob]

^ probably buys a lot more food each time than i do!

> spent 4 hours looking at and sitting in over 50 cars trying to find something to fit me today

V is gonna buy me a V8 Range rover sport (and fuel it for three years!!!)

[Nektu]

^ lolololololololololololololololololololololol

> still has to pay of his car

v doesn't have a car payment

[sephinflames]

^ Righto

> Wishes paid off cars were Beamers

V Will buy us all new cars when they win the lottery

[Max713]

^ Looks incredibly baked in her avatar

> Is incredibly baked

\/ Is laughing at my post

[blindfireak40]

^ Has the whole "Oregon" thing down pat

> Did laugh, has friends and family from Oregon that all bake more than a Pizzeria

V Really enjoys baking of any sort. (Cake, yummmmmmmmm)

[Max713]

^ Has a sense of humor

> Didn't know Oregon was known for that? Other than Eugene of course...

\/ Will to change the subject (save for blindfireak40)

[Nektu]

^ is right

> is eating lunch

v is now hungry

[Max713]

^ Has a confused snake

> Is starving!

\/ Is also hungry

[stephanbakir]

^ Should come over to my house for steaks shawarma and baked potatoes.

> Got kicked by a deer today (I can walk 5-10 feet away from the deer around my house, been trying to pet them for years. Today I pulled it off!)

v Should try the Grilled cheese and the Grilled hashbrown and cheese that TeaNinja and I came up with. lol.

[Snakesitter]

^ Is proof that grilled food cures all ills (even deer kicks!)
> Is amused that food dominates this thread (and, umm, "Oregon")
\/ Should try to combine the two

[Max713]

^ Is going to be more weary of body placement while trying to pet deer

*I have deer of the same nature in my area :)
http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa100/MotoMax777/screen-capture-5.png

> Is expecting a hot medium rare steak when he arrives in gatineau quebec in 47 hours and 36 minutes

\/ Is jealous of the Mediterranean style chicken fettuccine with grilled tomatoes and veggies I had for lunch

[stephanbakir]

Wish mine let us feed them, i was just sneaky sneaky while she slept lol.
The ladies should be popin' pretty soon, ill hopefully get some nice pics and upload bambi pictures!

^ Has it made with deer that are trusting

> Will be trying grill cheese as a method for quick healing. Will also have the steaks ready.

v Should come to the reptile expo in Toronto

[Nektu]

^ sounds like a good idea, but I can't get the time off

> has to deal with comic book people at the hotel this month and isn't looking forward to it

v likes comic books

[Snakesitter]

/\ should wear an appropriate comic-themed costume for "customer service" and upload the picts for our amuse-- inspection ;-)
> has not bought a comic for 20 years, and would probably use it for cage lining
\/ agrees with the picture idea

[blindfireak40]

^ Overestimates the value of most comic books

> Has genuinely enjoyed exactly 2 comic books in his life

V Argues with convention-goers for fun

[Nektu]

^ must have been something from Darkhorse comics?

> will argue with them, but only when I'm not working

v secretly wants to go to some short of comic/star trek convention

[Snakesitter]

:::sound of crickets:::

;-)

[marvelfreak]

^ needs a lizard to eat all the cricket.

> Collects Marvel comics and is a big Avengers fan. Plus my right is cover in tattoos of Marvel super hero.

v Will tell us their favorite comic book hero and villain.

[Nektu]

^ is right.

> my favorite is Grendel by Matt Wagner, Darkhorse Comics

v has never even heard of it

[Lankyrob]

^ is right - never heard of it!

>more of a 2001AD fan - anyone remmber the story of the boy sucked into various computer games and had to fight his way back to the real world?? NOT Tron!!

V knows the answer!

[presspirate]

^ Lost me

> Watched Tron the other night, and thought it was a long drawn out stupid piece of boring expensive crap.

V Thinks maybe I am over reacting a bit.

[Lankyrob]

^ nothing will ever beat the original tron

> still trying to remember the name of the story with the boy sucked into a computer game (can even see images of hte pages of the comic in my head but cant think of the name!!!!)

V still doesnt know what i am talking about!

[Snakesitter]

/\ Is right
> Is wondering if it really *is* safe to eat Lucky Charms now
\/ Has no idea what either of us are talking about

[stephanbakir]

^ Should is describing food i haven't heard of

> Caught my first snapping turtle of the year, it had a golf ball in its mouth and didn't want to hand it over.

v should tell me what lucky charms are

[Nektu]

^ doesn't know that Lucky Charms are the names of my snakes and a kids cereal

> is now hungry for cereal

v is eating right now

[blindfireak40]

^ This was sure uncanny

> Is currently enjoying homemade pork rigatoni casserole with garlic cheese bread.

V Loves Italian food almost as much as I do

[Jendee]

^ someone must cook well ;)

> will eat pasta till I pop!! and ummm lucky charms, fruity pebbles, and raison bran..mmmmm cereal is awesomeness!!!

vgood as beer and piza though, dont you agree???

[presspirate]

^ Beer and pizza is much better than cereal.

> Now Hungry for pizza. Drinking a Four Loco (Interesting beverage, just not for me)

V Puts beer in cereal

[Snakesitter]

/\ Should now see me closing my window blinds
> Is wondering when Greg moved in next door as I drink my Guiness and Lucky Charms
\/ Will deliver us from food back to snake topics before I need larger clothes

[Lankyrob]

^ guiness on ceral, interesting!!

> has tried Newcastle Brown Ale on Cornflakes for breakfast, that was a good week, dont think i sobered up for seven days

V defo needs to get back on snake topics!!

[Jendee]

^ eeewww beer for cereal...deffinitly an interesting week lol
> Loves four lokos!!! have 4 in my fridge..can only drink one at a time though they hit me hard!!
gets 2 boas and 1 boa box shipped to me next week :D yeay!! and booo on more poo to clean up lmao
v thinks Im crazy!!!

[Nektu]

^ I don't know her well enough to judge her and even if I did I wouldn't

> loves my Guinness Extra Stout and scotch

v thinks scotch tastes like vomit

[blindfireak40]

^ Has good taste

> I think I'm probably pretty spoiled on Scotch, my first shot of a true scotch whiskey was Johnny Walker Blue Label :)

V Will finally successfully transfer us back to snakes!!

[shaunyboy]

^ not when we're talking scotch mate

> what can i say " i'm surrounded by every type of scotch " glenmorangie being my favorite

v may get us all off the drink

[blindfireak40]

^ Already explained why we're not changing topics just yet

> Wants to go on a European drinking tour someday...Scotch, Irish Whiskey, British Beer, German Beer, French Spanish Italian Wine, maybe even into Russia to see if their Vodka is any more interesting than the stuff we get here...I need to get rich, like NOW!

V Will sponsor my international gallivanting and guzzling.

[Nektu]

^ is wishfully hoping

> is planning his own trip to Scotland, motherland of scotch

v will take a trip for simular purposes

[Jendee]

^ is very right!!
> I know someday Im going to win the lottery!! I plan on taking 2-3 snakes a yr selling them and dropping the whole load on tickets $500 + lol someday I will be a millionaire and will travel the world!!
v has a good scratch of story, grab your scotch lol

[Snakesitter]

/\ May be speaking in tongues
> Wonders when "the spirits" conquered this forum
\/ Will finally successfully transfer us back to snakes!

[shaunyboy]

^ not when its a scotsman's turn next

> will recommend you all come over and do the whisky trail after you pop in and see my collection.(whisky trail = tour of the north of scotland,highland's and island's visiting the oldest distillery's and SAMPLING all the finest blends of scotch whiskey they produce )

v may manage to talk about snakes

[presspirate]

^ If you'll pay for my trip, I'm on my way!

> Time to segue.... Have 10 water changes to do, and some spot cleaning. I'll be busy for the next hour.

V Will spout some random nonsense, or quote a favorite nursery rhyme

[Snakesitter]

/\ Winner of this month's "thread rez" contest
> Roses are red, violets are blue, rats are now thawing, time to scrape poo
\/ Is oh-so-sorry Presspirate suggested rhymes

[presspirate]

^ Writing a Herp themed Lymric book

> Finished with my chores time to find food for....me. (Wonders how Rats taste.....)

V Has delicious rat recipes.

[Lankyrob]

^ add curry powder and chillis, they'll taste fine!!

> slightly pissed as bought some peppered steaks only to find out when it came to cook them that they were just paties made from minced beef!! tho they did taste mighty fine!!

V has been surprised by something they didnt expect to like to eat

[Jendee]

^ I would have been mad too!!

> sushi!! never thouoght Id like but I loved it!! Im super excited!! just got my first house!!! Move in on the first and guess what no one can say anything about my snakes now...outside pics here I come!!!

V is excited for my outside pics as well lol

[Lankyrob]

^ Grats on the house!!!

> wants to move but needs more cash :(

V also looking forward to Jen's outside pics!!

[blindfireak40]

^Would get half of what I've got but half of 0 is still 0

>Can't wait to be done with college and in the professional workforce, making REAL money.

V Is done with Ramen and Hot Dogs.

[LLinz]

^ underestimated my passion for all things noodley and hot doggy.
> Is trying to get out of bed, and had some enthusiastic giggles while reading this thread
V is pondering what an enthusiastic giggle may sound like and has a hole in their left sock.

[blindfireak40]

^May actually be psychic O.o

>Took this picture about 3 minutes ago: http://i1101.photobucket.com/albums/g439/blindfireak40/Photo199.jpg

V Has no socks on at all.

[Snakesitter]

/\ Is definitely not psychic ;-)
> Is enjoying the new socks he bought earlier this month
\/ Is wondering what socks have to do with herps

[Lankyrob]

^ surely socks make great hides ;)

> May be fostering a couple of boas :crazy:

V Is thinking of setting up a boarding home for snakes

[Jendee]

^ excited for you and your boa fostering!! and nope Im a one species girl!!
also, I have gotten tons of snakes shipped to me in brand new tub socks!! Im just thinking they need to start sending the other one so I can have the pair lol
> is tryingto move a 3 bdroom apartment into a 3 bdrm house with boxes :/
v is multi talented and can take care of other species needs well

[sephinflames]

^ Partially correct

> Is multi-talented enough to 'oversee' Pirate care for many different breeds

V Is at work goofing off, like me

[lpbldg18]

^ is right i am goofing off
> is nocturnal like most his snakes
V will like cherry pie!

[Reptile_Reptile]

^ hell yes i love cherry pie
>got a job ^_^
V has a job.

[sephinflames]

^ Correct. Though it sucks...it's better than no job

> Currently at job goofing off

V Wants to learn the trapeze and work for Cirque Du Soliel

[emilie]

^ May get fired soon.

> Acctually has had a lifelong dream of choreographing for Cirque.

v Is going to share their dream job.

[Reptile_Reptile]

^good dream keep at it.
>to be a stone mason and a herpetologist and move to Canada.
v life story?

[sephinflames]

^ I'll pass
> Wishes to write full time, perhaps a boring dream
V Will tell Jr. your life story

[stephanbakir]

^should tell us her life story
>Is going to try to catch 25+ pound carp by hand tomorrow, and putting new wood floors in my bedroom!
v should fly/drive to Toronto next weekend and join us all at the expo!

[blindfireak40]

^Is the very definition of a man

>Wishes ANY expos came within 2 hours of here...ever :(

V Will pay for my ticket and hotel to go to the Toronto expo :D

[LLinz]

^ is mistaken
< Will be going to my first expo this summer hopefully
V has an aversion to froot loops and ottomans.

[stephanbakir]

^is correct
>didn't get any carp but did get a 25lb turtle!
v has 30 days to post a pic of one of his/her herps :)

[blindfireak40]

^ Just took ^>V to the next level

> Will have post-shed pics of Vermicelli within a week or two, keep an eye on his profile :)

V Will consume ice cream before 24 hours passes

[lpbldg18]

^probablly going for a nice sunday later
> should be sleeping
V will comment next just below me

[ShelbyCraig]

^ Was right about someone posting below him/her.
> This is my first post on the forum.
v Will say "Welcome to the forum!"

[stephanbakir]

^welcome to the forums
>still havent found my snake
v will wish me good luck

[blindfireak40]

^must be starting to feel frantic

>Hopes Stephan finds his Beauty Snake!!!

V Knows where the snake is!!

[LLinz]

^ is wrong to assume that I possess snakey psycic senses.
> Ok, fine.. I stole Stephan's snake. Its in my sock drawer.
V will share what they have hidden in their sock drawer.

[stephanbakir]

^should return my snake
>shark egg I found diving in Cuba
v has only socks in their sock drawer

[Nos]

^ should stay out of my sock drawer never know what herps you'll find
> thinking about going longboarding
v wants to join me

[stephanbakir]

^ is correct
>wants to learn how
v is getting sleepy

[shaunyboy]

^ not sleepy but tired,tired of no one playing this game ;)

> is about to take his youngest son to gymnastic's

v will tell us what they have been up to lately

[Gungirl]

^ is up to no good as usual

> wants a cupcake

v stole my cupcake

[Snakefood]

^ not me, I hate sugary foods!!

>Is thoroughly enjoying a 3 weeks break from motherhood!!

V Is going to ship me a beautiful male corn!!

[Gungirl]

^ will send you one after I win a million dollars

> really would be happy to win any...

v is not going to give me a million dollars :(

[Lankyrob]

^ money cant buy you happines....... but it can buy you bacon which is pretty damn close!!!

> forgot to take pain meds and now cant move :(

V will build me a purpose built house to make things easier :)

[Snakefood]

^ I would but........ my specialty is dogs :$

> Is REALLY enjoying her new Corn baby, Khuno!!! And can't wait to get my new Okeetee this Friday!!

V is going to share an amusing anecdote!!

[unknownclown]

^ needs to put up lots of pics of snakeys
> did a search on anecdotes and found this... If you were bitten by a snake, where would you get an anecdote to snake poison? - Yahoo! UK & Ireland Answers (http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110609081922AALO2CO)
not quite what you asked for but amusing none the less
\/ will send us heat lights cause ours keep breaking

[millertime89]

^will not be recieving the heat lights requested do to
>being a college student with enough hobbies and no funds for extra things and thinks > should actually be < to denote pointing towards self
V should send unkownclown his heat lights.

[Snakefood]

^should be studying!!!
>would happily send heat lamps that are never used here!! COD of course!!
V is probably thinking the same as I am, "what the hell am I still doing up!! (night all)

[millertime89]

^is indeed thinking the same as<
<is using this symbol because it makes more sense and should probably be studying, but has ten hours at work tomorrow to do some reading for the week and due to his chosen field of study, really only has papers (yay polisci)
V is probably thinking I'm crazy for studying political science.

[stephanbakir]

^Is correct
<Didn't sleep at all last night, but plans on getting lots and lots of sleep tonight.
V Should come to Gatineau QC this weekend and go to the waterfalls with us.

[Gungirl]

^ needs to send me a baby ackie

< will not be going any where this weekend, has to pack the house getting ready to sell it.

v is going to help me move a 500lb gun safe

[Snakefood]

^ ummmmmmmm........... no she's not!!
>Has 3 litters of bunnies due in the next 2 days!!
V Is breeding corns and will send me a beautiful baby!!

[Valvaren]

^ Sorry no corn babies here
< Just moved about a week ago and still getting used to the new place, is possibly getting a new pastel male BP and possibly getting a male RTB if I get my new job
\/ Is going to make the place give me a job and give me RTB advice :D

[Snakefood]

^ HATES moving and unpacking and knows I can wait till you have BP babies!!;)

>Is enjoying my vacation, but starting to miss my son. (sorry Vavaren, I don't know RTB's :( but wish you luck on the jobfront :) )

V Will send voodoo luck to Valvaren

[Gungirl]

^ is being silly

> loves to move and pack. Feels so good to get everything clean!!

v thinks I'm a bit nuts for enjoying cleaning and packing....

[Snakefood]

^ is definately more than "a bit" nuts for enjoying ANY of the above!!!

> has to be silly as being "sans child" means I have absolutely NO IDEA what to do with myself!!! Sometimes I find myself humming the itsy bitsy spider TO MYSELF!!!

V will quickly change the subject from sanity to..............

[blindfireak40]

^Is perfectly sane :crazy:

<Actually found himself carrying on full conversations with himself when left home alone for a week

V Has camped solitarily with nothing but a hatchet for 3 months (Looking at you, Stephan)

[stephanbakir]

^Has strange magic, knowing I was going to respond like that. (It was a Kuhkri, not a hatchet though and 1 month)

> Loves survival camping, and is a meatetarian.

V Should move to canada and be part of our herping group. (also is a meatetarian)

[Lankyrob]

^ is lsightly crazy !! :)

> would love to move to canada and join your group but would need the waterfalss to be wheelchair accessible ;)

V is less tired than me today! (not difficult after 2 hours sleepzzzzzzzzzzzz)

[Gungirl]

^ hopes he gets a nap today

> needs to paint ceilings today...ugh

v wants some things remodeled on their house

[youngster]

^ booooring!

> has a meeting with a teacher, then can start his breeding project

v wants to chip in to the above person's breeding project ;)

[blindfireak40]

^ LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY!!

<Even though he's a college student, he's still willing to help out. He'll give you half of the cash he has in his name. Where should I send your $0.37 USD?

V Is somehow, incredibly, more broke than I am.

[lady_bug87]

^ has got that right!
> needs to start planning her father's 50th birthday party while nursing a headache and job searching

v Would LOVE to give me a job lol

[youngster]

^ can come be my breeding assistant :D

> is excited, just finished the meeting with his teacher, and his mom said he can get a pastel + spider for breeding :D Still not sure what is gonna happen in the end though.

v wants a beautiful bumblebee, pastel, or spider I hope to produce in about 10 months :D

[Snakefood]

^ Yes I do want a bumblebee!!!!

> Is working on the plans for hubby's 42nd b-day

V has enough land that we can all move there to start a hippi snake community!

[Gungirl]

^ soon I will! ( I hope)

> is shopping for a new house with lots of land

v wants to buy my house when I put it up for sale next week

[Snakefood]

^ not me!! There no place in the world like beautiful bc!!

> wants land of her own but can't afford it quite yet!!

V wants gungirls house

[lady_bug87]

^ wants to live in BC

> needs to start making phone calls and stop browsing forums obsessively

v will help me stop procrastinating

[youngster]

^ is procrastinating.

> is also procrastinating.

v is also procrastinating.

[Snakefood]

^ is right!!

> I am sitting here procrastinating over the dishes, do you think they'll do themselves if I wait long enough!!

V also wants ot move to the great west!!

[stephanbakir]

^Is wrong, i've been all over canada and the only place I plan on going to again is the rainforest in BC :P Sask is the flattest most boring place ever and the people in BC didn't like the fact that I was french.
>Is going to an OARA meeting tonight, can't wait! (Ottawa amphibians and reptiles association meeting)
V should come to the CRBE and visit our booth.

[Snakefood]

^ wishes she could but can't!!

> couldn't care less if your french, african, purple, or from the moon!! and does not like the prarie's either, they give me a headache, nothing to rest your eyes on!!

V wants to add thier 2 cents.......

[lady_bug87]

^ is still procrastinating

> is also still procrastinating but slowly getting things done, AND also does not like the prairies... too cold in the winter

v will say something really thought provoking and brilliant.

[Snakefood]

^ is right, I am!!

> did get up and put a load of laundry on, and has nothing brilliant to add at this moment!!

V may be able to add the "provoking and brilliant" part!!

[marvelfreak]

^ Need to get up and go outside and get some fresh air to help motivate her.

> Is wondering if anyone can find pictures of a Albino Black Blood Python. Me and a friend saw a ad on kingsnake.com for them with one picture and they were $4,300.00 each. The ad was up for only two days. Now i can't find proof they even existed. So does anyone know if they are real or not?

v Is going to help me find out if they a real or if the ad was a joke.

[Snakefood]

^ I can find albino's, and I can find sumatran black bloods, but cannot find both in one!!

> Yes, I need to get up and go outside!! the question is.....will I???

V might know something about the snake you speak of????

[lady_bug87]

^ I know nothing

> googled said python and came up with this forum link .3 Normal/Albino/Black Blood pythons for sale - FaunaClassifieds (http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1327852) I also need fresh air... and I should apply for my marriage certificate

v may be more help than me

[Gungirl]

^ did their best

> is useless unless you need work done on your house

v knows all the answers

[Snakefood]

^ needs to build a snake room addition as her new project

> does not know all the answers, but pls don't tell my hubby or son that!!

V will make us all giggle!!

[Valvaren]

^ might be right about the giggling
> the place I work at sells dried bull penises for dog treats and calls them pizzles.
\/ Is going to build me a time machine because since I got my job I get to get my snakes so I need it to be october 16th NOW! please :D

[Snakefood]

^ you did get a giggle, but only because I used to work in a pet supply store and I LOVED telling people what they were just to see the look on thier faces!!

>is NOT building anything that will make time go faster!!!!

V is just finished feeding thier snakeys and came back to the thread thinking "bull penises??"

[Gungirl]

^ is not good at waiting patiently

< didn't just feed her snakes, however I did just eat lunch. Was thinking "bull penises??"

v realizes this thread is way off its rocker

[lady_bug87]

^ agreed but its fun
> just cleaned her lacerta tank and didnt get bitten... and I think my female is becoming gravid again (yay)
v will come and clean out my other vivs

[Snakefood]

^ that's a long way to come just to clean your vivs!!!!

> has had a HORRIBLE day

V will say something to cheer me up!!

[lady_bug87]

^I may be having a baby

> is watching storage wars

v will keep this thread going

[youngster]

^ Is wrong, I will not keep this thread going.

< Oh wait...

V is laughing at my stupidity

[millertime89]

^is starting a cool project and is making me jealous
<chuckled a bit
v should come here and help me build a new viv for my BRB as my brother wants his tank back and I would really like to have a wood viv for Nero and built>bought.

[Gungirl]

^ needs a handy man

< is almost done building a viv for her corn and has no time to help anyone with anything.

v is a handy man willing to do the job for free but is in the wrong country

[Snakefood]

^ haha, almost right!! My HUBBY is a handyman that would do the job for a meal, but yes, we are in the wrong country!!

> now has to start the dance with ICBC as hubby was in a car accident yesterday (he's mostly ok, soft tissue injury)

V Knows EXACTLY why I am sooooo very excited about making that call (to ICBC that is)

[millertime89]

^ is not entirely sure why she's so excited to make the call but I'm hoping he's ok. Car accidents are never fun, especially when they result in trips to the hospital (PS what is ICBC?)
<is a handyman, just short on woodworking tools because he has purchased all tools to work on cars. Should call his grandfather because he has LOADS of wood working tools.
v is going to give me advice in my other thread, here. http://www.ssnakess.com/forums/epicrates/88184-my-new-brb-3.html

[Gungirl]

^ needs to make that call

< gave advice to the best of her ability... Im not very helpful though

v knows more than I do about somethings

[millertime89]

^gave sound advice, thanks Kat
<is procrastinating at work and knows that no matter how much you know, someone always knows more. And will hopefully make that call in the next few weekends once I start working less than 40 hours a week coupled with being a full time student.
v is another helpful member of this forum and will continue to contribute to this entertaining thread.

[Snakefood]

^ is mostly, right although I don't know how entertaining I am at the moment!!

> has to take the car into ICBC for inspection!! (ICBC is the only (that's right, the ONLY) insurance company for your basic car insurance in British Columbia) Even when you go through an insurance broker, they are giving you ICBC insurance, so when the accident happens, you have to deal with them. (hubby has a soft tissue injury so only time will tell)

V has a story to tell as well.......

[millertime89]

^seems to have a lot on her plate at the moment
<has a double header softball game this evening, not sure how I'm gonna fair seeing as I helped a friend move his couch, futon, table, 4 chairs, 2 washers, 1 dryer, and some other random bits and pieces last night with just the two of us.
v is further north than I am (Nebraska) and has warmer weather (50F)

[Roberto G]

^ will be wishing he lives in a warm tropical place like I do

> Is home alone since his family went to the beach for the weekend and he works at a call center during the weekend...

V will tell me the name of the capital of three central and south american countries without using google!

[Gungirl]

^ is thinking I am smarter than I am...

< would never leave the snowy area for a hot one!

v will tell Roberto the name of the capital of three central and south american countries without using google!

[millertime89]

^is right, I will answer, and is probably smarter than she gives herself credit for.
<Lima, Peru; Panama City, Panama; Bogota, Colombia. And yes, I do wish it was warmer.
v is wondering how I came up with those. To answer that, I was an international studies major.

[Gungirl]

^ is smart and very nice

< never gives herself enough credit but is ok with that :elvis:

v is going to do research on snakes today and then educate us about 1 unique thing.

[lady_bug87]

^would buy one of my lacerta babies (when and if I get any)
> has to start making her husband's fav meal from Costa Rica (we were there for our honeymoon) since he has been gone for business all week
v is doing the research Kat suggested

[millertime89]

^ has an amazing avatar
< is doing the research, but we'll see what I come up with later
v has a unique perspective on a common topic and will share it with us.

[blindfireak40]

^ Is jealous of my 75 and sunny in San Jose :yes:

< If you really think about it "Behind your back" means "In front of your face"

V Will share a motivational quote!! (Or snake information)

[millertime89]

^is correct about me being jealous, its 48 here.
< The poor long for riches, the rich long for heaven, but the wise desire tranquility
v will share another motivational quote/snake info.

[blindfireak40]

^ Is still envied by the eskimo, I'm sure.

< Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead. (We're all heading to the same end, may as well have fun on the way)

V Will share one of three things: A Groucho Marx quote, Snake information, or doughnuts.

[marvelfreak]

^ Is craving some Jelly donuts.

> Snake information Anaconda can turn their head to a 90 degree angle to bite.

v Is wanting a jelly donut.

[Snakefood]

^ nope, hate donuts!

> profound thought "A country is judged by how it treats it's animals (Ghandi, I think)

V has another profound though/quote to share

[Lankyrob]

^ should eat more donuts - they are gorgeous!!

> think the quote was "A country should be judged by how it treats its elderly and infirm" (tho i may be mixing up my quotes here!!)

V will put us right on the whole quote thingy!

[Roberto G]

^ has an awesome name

> is about to buy some mice for my baby rainbow

V will visit Costa Rica soon and will go with me for some rainforest field research!

[Nismo89]

^ Is lucky they can go to the rainforest whenever
> Should be heading back to work from break
V Thinking ssnakess is better then work lol

[millertime89]

^ will purchase a plane ticket to get me to Costa Rica to help him
< would absolutely love to come to Costa Rica to do some rainforest field research
v will straighten out the quote problem