Random Thoughts

[presspirate]

Hi all, I thought it would be fun to have a thread where you post any humorous, or off beat thoughts you've had while handling, feeding, cleaning or otherwise dealing with your herps.

I'll start.

On BP poo......

"If you were human that would be a double flusher."

[Will0W783]

When my male BP struck a f/t rat so hard its testicles popped out the sack..."Wow, now there's a real ball buster!"

[shaunyboy]

When my male BP struck a f/t rat so hard its testicles popped out the sack..."Wow, now there's a real ball buster!"


only a woman could have thought that.any guy would have instantley went into cringe mode...!!:yes::yes::yes:

[infernalis]

When my male BP struck a f/t rat so hard its testicles popped out the sack..."Wow, now there's a real ball buster!"

only a woman could have thought that.any guy would have instantley went into cringe mode...!!


I did just reading her post...

[Will0W783]

Hahaha! My fiance turned a very interesting shade of whitish-green, while I rolled on the floor laughing.

[shaunyboy]

Hahaha! My fiance turned a very interesting shade of whitish-green, while I rolled on the floor laughing.


that be the burden of owning testicles:yes::yes::yes:

[emseeKAY]

LMFAO! i feel the pain

[presspirate]

I crossed my legs when I read that as well. I have the same reaction when I hear of people "popping" their snakes.

[Will0W783]

Lol, didn't expect my comment to get this much attention..heheeh...I win!
While we are on the subject of indecent snake events, I was thinking to myself how lucky female snakes are, what with the males having TWO willies! I have also heard that the males are right- or left- "handed" (right- or left-dicked?) with their manly parts and will tend to prefer to use one or the other. I wonder if a male snake has ever bred two females at once? I need to get my mind out of the gutter....lol :p

[infernalis]

On that subject, I know a guy who breeds garter snakes, and has 2 boys that had prolapsed hemipene surgery, these 2 boys only have one to work with now, and they still sire babies.

[shaunyboy]

Lol, didn't expect my comment to get this much attention..heheeh...I win!
While we are on the subject of indecent snake events, I was thinking to myself how lucky female snakes are, what with the males having TWO willies! I have also heard that the males are right- or left- "handed" (right- or left-dicked?) with their manly parts and will tend to prefer to use one or the other. I wonder if a male snake has ever bred two females at once? I need to get my mind out of the gutter....lol :p


oh to be a snake for a day.....!!!

you got me in the gutter now willow.im thinking when they use one do they both flop after the event or is there one still all raring to go and up for the job but gets left out.(pardon the pun)

cheers shaun

[presspirate]

oh to be a snake for a day.....!!!

you got me in the gutter now willow.im thinking when they use one do they both flop after the event or is there one still all raring to go and up for the job but gets left out.(pardon the pun)

cheers shaun
The worst part is they have no hands to mas*urb*te with.

[Feebo]

Ok guys, if you could do as Willow suggested and "breed" two females at once... Who would it be? lol In an ideal world where I could just have anything I want I think I`d have to have Kylie Minogue and Bjork :) lol Actually I could use four with those two ! Hahahahahaaaa oooooh dear... Your fault Willow ! Dragging us down to gutter level lol :)

[Lankyrob]

Rachel Berry (Glee - i am a GLEEK!) and Jennifer Love-Huge****

[Feebo]

And could sir use four appendages were they available? lol

[Will0W783]

HAHAHAHA, oh man, this thread is awesome! In the spirit of things, although I do not have any *ahem* appendages, if I could be one of the females with a guy, it would have to be David Boreanaz...mmmm......or Matt Bomer (Neal from White Collar).

you got me in the gutter now willow.im thinking when they use one do they both flop after the event or is there one still all raring to go and up for the job but gets left out.(pardon the pun)

cheers shaun
Shaun, do snakes get stiffies at all, or do they just automatically stand erect when everted? lol......

[Feebo]

I don`t think that happens does it? Their shlongs are prehensile aren`t they? I`ve seen plenty of mating going on and never a woody in sight ! lol

[shaunyboy]

I don`t think that happens does it? Their shlongs are prehensile aren`t they? I`ve seen plenty of mating going on and never a woody in sight ! lol


cancel my oh to be a snake for a day request, wot no woody's :shocked:

until miss willow brought it up (again pardon the pun) i hadnt really put much thought into snake porn:rolleyes:

for me my 2 women would be kylie minouge and angelina jolly :freakedout:

cheers shaun

[Feebo]

Angelina`s gun would dig into me a bit much for what I had planned, and I hope you don`t mind poor Kylie walking a bit like John Wayne by the time she gets to you.... :)

[Will0W783]

HAHHAHAHAHAH....Feebo and Shaun, you two are too much! Snakes might not get woodies, but they don't suffer from "minute man syndrome"...I've clocked them locked up for 12 hours straight. I don't think I'd walk for a week after that....maybe that's why they don't have legs? :laugh::eek:

[marvelfreak]

You three got me 9818 so hard i am in 9819 rolling on the floor I feel like i am going to 9820 lol

[marvelfreak]

Two women at once Sara Evans and Jessica Alba. I die a happy man.

[C.Phillips]

no man jesica alba and megan fox

[Nafun]

I can't throw out two names, I'll sound like a pervert.

[C.Phillips]

LoL OK So Random thought I am haveing thoughts of breeding pie ball ball pythons. Does anyone have any Ideas or thought of this, and or a place to Buy them i Have found 1500 USDs for females and 1300 USDs for males and 500 USDs off of the price for each snake if i give them a male out of the first cultch, Is this a good deal or what
???

[Feebo]

12hrs Willow eh? Is that not normal anyway then? :)

[Will0W783]

I think it's pretty normal for snakes...I've heard of them breeding for 24 hours straight. And with all the fancy courtship rituals it appears the boys haven't forgotten about foreplay for the ladies...*sigh* to be a snake...

[Feebo]

I meant for people lol If us guys were to whip out a three inch claw, dig it in your leg and start twirling it around you`d probably call the cops eh lol :)

[Will0W783]

Hahaha, yeah I would call the cops....ouch!